‘I’ll ask you one last time. Who is she?’
‘I already told you, she’s nobody! Nothing happened, baby, I swear. This is crazy!’
‘Wrong answer.’
‘Baby, wait, WAITAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!’
Unluckily for him, he couldn’t convince his girlfriend the woman he’d met was designing a piece of custom jewellery for her birthday, his screamed pleas and howls of the truth falling on deaf ears.
When he woke up drenched in sweat - he must have passed out - he was a lot less keen on the idea of gifting his savage torturer.
“Wakey wakey. You wanna tell the truth now? Wanna tell me who that slut is? Or are you ready for round two?”
“No! Please, baby I’m begging you, I swear I’m telling the truth, I SWEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAR! NOHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
Oh yes!!!
Damn! I HATE when this happens!! lol



















