I thought that -after that last punishment- I would just make myself available to the public, but it's taken almost five hours of deep cleaning my desk for me to realize that it might be best if I posted publicly to let you all know that I'm here.
My name is Emma Pillsbury and I am the head nurse and guidance counselor here at the academy, and I would like to formally offer my services to the student population as a whole. As a community service, I will be posting my line of current "hot topic" relevant pamphlets for all of your personal consumption-- I find it much easier to distribute to all of you students by taking advantage of this social media web that the Headmistress has given us all so that we can communicate, but if you would like a hard copy of any of these I am always more than willing to print them out.
You can find me in my office (located in the infirmary, which is inside of the admin building) from 6am to 6pm, and through this phone service at any time. I have to insist that I be back in my kitchen by 6:15pm sharp to begin dinner preparations, so please keep that in mind.










