bondy's hat

helena || they totally said this stuff, y'all

[incorrectcatfishandthebottlemen]

What happened to Billy Bibby?

its been a million years since i stopped being involved with the catb fandom so my memory is a little fuzzy, but i'm pretty sure he left the group on his own before bondy took his place. last i heard, he was playing in another indie band, but i can't remember the name or if they're still together. hope this helps :D

[daedboyys]

bob, benji, and bondy with their girlfriend :))

[allthemixedfeelings-deactivated]

Permanently carrying a tape measure around with me from now on so if I ever meet Van McCann I can end the speculation about his height

[incorrectcatfishandthebottlemen]

YOU'RE ALIVE

ADAKSKSK i am! my phone got stolen a few months ago and i only recently got a new one, so that's why i haven't been posting. that and i'm also studying for my sat, so dont expect a loooot of updates either ;-;

[toucanss-deactivated20201202]

same

[incorrectcatfishandthebottlemen]

van: it's so beautiful outside!

bondy: shut your bitch ass up

van: you're beautiful too :D

bondy: ...shut your nice ass up

[park-mccann]

Van McCann on “Catfish and The Bottlemen: Unbottled”

[incorrectcatfishandthebottlemen]

benji: hey bob

bob: what?

benji: i learned japanese just for you

bob: ????

benji: you 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚

bob: please stop

[incorrectcatfishandthebottlemen]

benji, to bondy: i'm sorry.

van, narrating: benji was not sorry.

[incorrectcatfishandthebottlemen]

bob: bondy, wake up!

bondy: i'm not sleeping, i'm dead. leave flowers and get out.

[vans-pacifier]

Bob you have absolutely no business being that adorable….

[incorrectcatfishandthebottlemen]

larry: you bought a taco?

benji: uh-huh.

larry: from the truck that hit van?

benji: well, me starving's not gonna help him.

[allthemixedfeelings-deactivated]

I’m gonna burst

The laugh

[26bottlemen]

[kazuhaza]

Ladies and gentlemen

IT’S HAPPENING

Source: X

[catfish-and-the]

me: *has known who van mccann is and what he looks like for at least 5 years, actively keeps up w him and his band*

same pics of van: *recirculate*

me:

[incorrectcatfishandthebottlemen]

i urge you to accept me as your ruler.

van mccann to the rest of the group