Good chilly, winter afternoon, you lovely lamb-like children of mine, I know the lot of you have been waiting faithfully with a fervor I can only call religious for the moment that I grace you all with more of the divine word that are my thoughts on campus events. Since the lot of you canāt seem to find the inbox button on your own, Iāll go ahead and prove that I donāt need any of you to do my job.Ā
Letās dive right in like 90% of you were doing last night, shall we?
I think weāve all seen and read what theĀ āprofessional journalistā had to say and quote as The Academyās most prevalent events, but of course I am here to differ; not beg to differ, Iād never beg, just differ.Ā
Vic and Roderick are a good place to start, with that public serenading. What do you think you boys are, peacocks? Swans in swain?Ā ā Last night a little dancer came dancinā to my doorā sounds like sex to me, people.
Speaking of public serenades, Ross and Blake come to mind. Did anyone else catch that not-so-private 1x1 concert in the halls?Ā
Lillian and Ashton & Eleanor and Kady; Lions and tigers and bears, oh my. This one is a fun one. Itās no surprise that our resident Perfect Princess has a flock to lead and a flock of suitors. Ashton was no surprise, that old fling started back up instantly. Though with their opposite ideals, itās hard to see howĀ they got started and howĀ itāll continue. Lillianās return has brought the softer side of Sears out of her. Kady is the Monster Domme that hits all of the buttons for the type of Domme Eleanor would go for and it looks like Kady has her eye on her.Ā
Dallas and Johnny are boring, but thereās got to be a reason why theyāve kept themselves locked up and so private. A secret meth lab?Ā
Two-Bit and Adrian are an interesting development, and one I have to admit my psychic third eye did not predict. Me not knowing absolutely everything at all times, even before it ends, is a once in a lifetime event so drink it up.
Omar & Patrick & Theo ā this is another messy one. Omar and Patrick clearly have unaddressed history that keeps being brought up and swept away. Theo came in and showed Omar what interest in a person looks like and now theyāre official, but is Patrick done? From what I hear out of Spain, he doesnāt usually takeĀ āI have a boyfriendā for an answer and if he actually wants someone, he fights for them. And he fights xxx dirty.Ā
Nick and Harold; cute but another quiet couple aside from the strange, strange fact that Harold almost killed Nick. But thatās none of my businessā except for when I want it to be.Ā
Speaking of weird,Ā Nick and Hunter both disappeared the moment they officially got together. I think they formally melted together as one. If you see Optimus Prime on campus and look deep into his robotic eyes, you might see a twinkle of what was formerly known as Nick. Or perhaps Hunter.
Gabriel and Gigi; more history has been had here, not that Gabriel remembers it, stay tuned. I bet Nikolai is fuming, and also pretty mad at himself for picking an absentee blonde that seems to have ditched out on him for a second time over the one thatās actually present.Ā
Alice and Jules,Ā itās a good thing Alice has a good head on her shoulders, that one likes trouble and has no problem searching it out.Ā
Parker and everyoneā who here doesnāt have a love story with Parker St. James? I myself was able to sneak into his room a few nights ago with my man suit on and we played a few rounds around the hole.Ā
Lucas and Madison. Now onto the couple that isnātā Are they really a couple though? Madison seems to have disappeared.
I have one thing to say to all of you, especially those of you in those weird little love triangles, and that is may the best and most powerful musk ox win. If youāre not on the list, I didnāt notice you. Try harder. I hear streaking was in a few months ago.
