The Ghost and Molly McGee Incorrect quotes

Very real tgamm quotes, submissions encouraged and welcome

[tgammincorrectquotes]

Darryl, after having done something weird: Aren't you going to ask? Sharon: What is this, my first day?

[tgammincorrectquotes]

Molly: Scratch, you're making a mistake! Scratch: If I am, I'll add it to the list!

[tgammincorrectquotes]

Darryl: Listen, your mission is to infiltrate the jungle and capture all of the monkeys. Molly: You said monkeys? Darryl: Yes.

[tgammincorrectquotes]

Scratch: Everything you need to know about the afterlife is in here. [hold up book titled “The Ghost Bibble” by Jimmy] The Ghost Bible.

Molly McGee: Uh, that says “Bibble.”

Scratch: You QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?!?

[tgammincorrectquotes]

Mr. Davenport: Is today’s hectic lifestyle making tense and impatient?

Scratch: SHUT UP AND GET TO THE POINT!

[kcuf-ad]

Scratch: I have only known Molly for a day and a half, but if anything happens to her, I will kill everyone in this room and then myself.

[tgammincorrectquotes]

Scratch: Hey, Molly? Molly: Mhmm? Scratch: What's today's Wordle? Molly: Ethic. Scratch: *typing* Scratch: You're a jerk

[tgammsideblog]

The Ghost and Molly Mcgee Season 2 trailer is here!!

[tgammincorrectquotes]

Hopefully the new season will help me remember that this blog exists

[tgammincorrectquotes]

Scratch: When there's something strange in your neighborhood Scratch: Good

[tgammincorrectquotes]

Scratch: Have I ever told you how much I love you? 

Sharon: We are not stopping at McDonald’s. 

Scratch: This is bullshit.

.

[tgammincorrectquotes]

Scratch: Molly, you look lovely today! Did you do something with your hair? Molly: . . . Molly: Why are you being nice? Scratch: Because it works on you.

[tgammincorrectquotes]

Libby: They added 2 more. There are now 6 simple machines. Molly: What are the new two? Libby: So it's inclined place, pulley, lever, wedge, screw got added, and- Molly: Screw doesn't count! Screws not a machine! Libby: You would think, "hey, a screw, correct me if I'm wrong, that's one long spiral ledge"

[tgammincorrectquotes]

Andrea: And honestly? You're a 4 and you're a 6 so i'm not interested.

*later*

Molly: .... I better have been the six or i'm go back and deck her.

[tgammincorrectquotes]

Molly: What am I good at?

Molly: . . .

Libby: . . .

Molly: Listening <3

Libby: Awww. Well, that's not true.

[tgammincorrectquotes]

Libby: *singing*

Scratch: If you were performing on a subway, I would take money away from you

[tgammincorrectquotes]

Libby: You're free now. Free to express yourselves.

Scratch: Oh no! The last thing we want is Molly expressing herself! We gotta do something!

[tgammincorrectquotes]

Jinx: Alright, where's the kid, you little joy-complacent cretin?

Scratch: Okay first of all, it's cree-tin, if you're going to threaten me, do it properly.