[abduction]

[fakehermes-deactivated20170207]

[travelingcolors-deactivated2020]

[pokec0re]

[coruscant-sky]

[dateideasforyou]

Date someone who fucking respects you

[ponvboy-deactivated20140316]

WHO THE FUCK VOTED BILL NYE OFF DANCING WITH THE STARS???? HE INVENTED SCIENCE WHAT DO U THINK YOURE DOIGN

[mitocumdria]

he left because he got injured..

[ponvboy-deactivated20140316]

WHO THE FUCK HURT BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

[rainbowcubone]

He tore his own ligaments whilst dancing.

[ponvboy-deactivated20140316]

WHO THE FUCK ALLOWED BILL NYE TO DO THIS TO HIMSELF

[lagonegirl]

me: i really need to talk this out with someone 

my anxiety: ur coming off needy. isolate urself and handle it. all u need is U!

[marieannelise]

When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once

[alexeymakhov]

[babyanimalgifs]

Animal Puddles

via @carrotsoup​ on imgur

[hasbrotoys]

yesterday I almost crashed on the tollway because I saw a man driving and just taking a bite out of a whole, unpeeled grapefruit. it was a hateful act.

[hasbrotoys]

I don’t believe aliens are hiding among us but that man was without a doubt an alien

[thewhatever]

[pineapplepond5]

@thisnothinginthemiddle

[perrfectly]

[handsomedogs]

Floey :by Martyna Ożóg

facebook | instagram | flickr

[el3gy]

I like spending time w people who visibly enjoy spending time w me too

[glumshoe]

I am Ship, the great and powerful conjuror of pinnipeds!

[korcky07-deactivated20220415]

“I summon a seal! Wow. Whadda y'know.” “There she is.” *video zooms in on seal* “Dun-dun-duuuuuuuuuuuun!”