i can't believe this blog name wasnt taken

the world is mine (she/her)

[tgirlmiku]

this is my nsft account where i reblog mildly more socially acceptable things.. probably

polyam tgirl, she/her, switch

kinks sure: spanking, cnc, breeding, somno could go either way: fauxcest, knotting, transfem supremacy varies wildly: intox no: pregnancy, masochism, marking, generally anyone getting injured absolutely not: scat, diapers absolutely not: detrans/fakeboy, snuff

#miku yaps: me yapping tag

#this is not a place of honor: me hornyposting some specific scenario out of my brain probably cnc beware

[lambdanets]

lying on a sleeping robot girl's chest, listening to her hard drives tick, her cooling fans lightly speed up and slow down, her soft simulated breathing

[gazeldhazel]

HAPPY FUCK HER FLAT CHEST FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tgirlmiku]

theres something so alluring to me about a figure whos supposed to take care of you and love you doing it deceitfully so they can take advantage while you're vulnerable

[tyrian-red]

most men have two fuckable holes. some men have three. but, against all odds, julius caesar (100 BC to 44 BC) managed to amass an astounding 25 holes by the time of his death

[kuylar]

robotgirl with a scraped off company logo

[cianur0]

touching a robot girl's blushing cheeks and it feels like the static coming off an old CRT

[lambdanets]

Robot girl without face expressions but you can tell when she's blushing because the cpu temperature warning light turns on

[lambdanets]

Robot girl without face expressions but you can tell when she's blushing because the cpu temperature warning light turns on

[lambdanets]

is your robot girl too shy to speak, or is she running on Debian and her audio isnt working again

[lambdanets]

robot girl con: all the pistons and gears and moving bits on your body will catch on and tear clothes you wear. you can't wear a soft flowy dress pro: you can be naked instead

[lambdanets]

Eyes are windows into the soul - literally. my robotic eyes are actually little screens and all my conscious thoughts are constantly written out there. if you look close enough you can see what im thinking. but dont do that its not nice. no i cant turn it off, i tried but its some protected bios thing. stop staring qwq

[lambdanets]

usb port on my lower back that lets you plug in a keyboard and write stuff directly into my train of thought.

and yes it works with one of those usb keystroke generator drives that work autonomously as long as plugged in, dont get any funny ideas.

any im gonna take a nap with my back exposed

[lambdanets]

my gf installed some program on me so that whenever I think anything freaky about her she gets a notification and I go limp, how to fix

you need to cause a memory leak while you're limp to desync the programs freakyniess counter upwards.

load up as much freaky stuff into your thought+queue and go through it as fast as possible, dozens to hundreds, as many unique concepts as possible to get around the concept optimization of the neural processor. if all goes well you'll crash and on reboot the counter will get stuck very high letting you freak out as much as you want.

it might also offset your freakiness, making it harder to get off in the first place but who knows maybe youll like that too. make a backup just in case

[lambdanets]

you ask me a question about my past. i freeze up and my eyes turn blue. then a spinning icon appears in then as my internal hard-drive spins up and loads the relevant archive and decompresses it. i unfreeze and answer.

you might feel a little uncomfortable with asking me, it probably wasnt nice, some equivalent of a repressed memory. you change the topic to what we should have for dinner tonight.

i freeze up and my eyes turn blue. then a spinning

[lambdanets]

direct-drive stepper motors in all my joints so i can move very fast and very precisely but you can push me over with a little push and force me to do things. also when im powered off im like a ball jointed doll with no resistance

[lambdanets]

i cant act normal around robots with printed identification markers on them. numeric ID on the shoulder, barcode under the eye or wrapped around the neck like a collar, manufacturer logo and power delivery requirements near her private are.

bonus points if its badly scratched out bcs she's embarrassed of her past life. i would polish her and laser engrave in my own name so everyone knows.