F*ck Yeah Headlines

Each weekday I find a headline on a major news site, and illustrate it without reading a word of the story. -Eric Wedum [email protected] twitter @ericwedum var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-21324135-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();

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A shirt design I did for Ohtani if he had joined the Cubs. I was off by 700 million percent

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Hello, is anyone still there?

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Hello. I have been away for awhile. I have been working on a great many things.  This is one of those things.  If you like the Denver Nuggets, you  may be interested. 

Thank you.

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Natural Deodorant Unable To Perform During High Pressure Situation

Hello. I missed you.

its rejected friday. enjoy. 

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Duchess Kate tells crowd: I can feel baby kicking

Whose baby is that? 

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Pit bull hailed hero, saves Oklahoma family from fire

Dale! whatever that means... 

Submitted by: Dee Phair

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AGENCY VALENTINES

Here is a project that I worked on with Mike King, the guy that writes Rejectedonion  

and here is the write up... IF you don't or have not worked in an agency... well.... then just enjoy the pictures. 

  Ad agencies are essentially just glorified versions of elementary schools. And one of our favorite times during grade school was the exchange of the traditional Valentine’s Card. That’s why we created Agency Valentine’s cards. It’s our attempt to rekindle a little classroom love in the heartless world of agency cubicle land. So give one out to the hot intern, the media planner you secretly admire or show your creative director that your heart isn’t always full of contempt. Just don’t tell HR.

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Oh councilman. When will you learn? Food is that thing that you can eat. 

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Couple’s missing wedding band returned after 40 years

Well... ITS ABOUT TIME. Ridiculous....

I hope they at least play free bird.

submitted by: Chris Dixon. 

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My dog at every point of every day. 

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CDC: Beware the leafy greens, poultry and dairy

this cant end well. 

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Greenland ice less vulnerable than feared: study

oh sh*t. That ice is no joke. 

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Lone wolf continues search for pack in Calif.

oh man, I feel so bad for him. You would think that after winning the basketball championship, he would have no problems.

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School named for 'notorious bandit'

Swiper NO SWIPING. this is a Dora the Explorer reference. Welcome to my new low. 

Back from vacation. Lets do this!

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Why, indeed.

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Every Day An Ugly Holiday Sweater Party At Local Nursing Home

Does that hilarious 30 something couple really have to include them in their Facebook photos? 

Its Rejected Friday.  as always the headline is provided by @rejectedonion 

happy holidays y'all  

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We have been featured on the Huffington Post.  ! 

Here is the link