Where My Mind Wanders

Some random shits

[hollywoodlady]

Sandra Bullock, Cate Blanchett, Rihanna, Sarah Paulson, Anne Hathaway, Mindy Kaling, Helena-Bonham Carter and Awkwafina in Ocean’s Eight, 2018

[just-shower-thoughts]

The way children pick up animals stresses me out

[paprika]

[depressedparalysis]

[acidholic]

come trip out with me

[just-shower-thoughts]

Eyelashes are suppose to keep debris from getting into our eyes but literally every time my eye hurts it’s because there’s a fucking eyelash in it.

[zackisontumblr]

[th3-lioness]

I laughed too hard

[weavemama]

GUYS, SHIA LABEOUF LAUNCHED AN ANTI-TRUMP LIVSTREAM THAT WILL RUN FOR THE WHOLE FOUR YEARS…..

YOU CAN WATCH IT HERE

#HeWillNotDivideUs

[weavemama]

THIS STREAM IS LIT AF,, I LOVE ALL OF THESE PEOPLE

[th3-lioness]

Fucking savage

[officialwhitegirls]

[zackisontumblr]

*clings to obama’s leg*

[toocutetootell]

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[th3-lioness]

Reposting to make someone else's day like this made mine

[cloududart]

[factfiend]

Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful. 

Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they’re amazing.

Read more.

[karlosmadera-deactivated2019022]

I love history.

[bipolarbulgogi]

Role models tho.

[blackwoolncrown]

[barcoque]

The gay one

[suzie-guru]

No, but this is one of my absolute favorite bits of history! 

The courtesan named was named Phryne and she was indeed a renowned beauty, and was indeed was put on trial for a capital crime. And yes, the sum of her defense consisted of her stripping in court (helped by her lover/defendant) and asking the jury (all males) if they were prepared to destroy this. 

But this is actually a very interesting case of Values Dissonance - the capital crime she was accused of was blasphemy. In Ancient Greek society, exceptional beauty was a sign of favor from the gods, and they took the idea that beauty indicated goodness with great seriousness. They even called their nobles Kaloi k'Agathoi, “the Beautiful and the Good.” 

So by showing off her great physical beauty, Phryne was being very clever indeed, her argument essentially being “How could I possibly commit blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?“ 

God, I adore history. 

[nationalshitpostingagency]

”If these tits are legit, you must acquit.”

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you get a bigger bed, you have more bed room but less bedroom

[gravityfalse]

when you and your friend see someone you hate

[borderline-sunflower-deactivate]

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

[5348674174-deactivated20150510]

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

[locke-fuckscottlynch78-lamora]

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

[wizzard890]

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

[erincrocodile-deactivated202006]

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

[mcdonalds-money]

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

[gh0stvirgo]

Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

[jovan]

[taco-bell-rey]

wait- then who’s been shutting down the government?