I don't think I'm very good at writing smut. I'm not sure if I'm very good at drawing either. But here, have some S3 Sihtric with his lady (not his canon wife) getting up to some things unholy. Filthy heathens.
"...Cregennan of Lod and Lara Dorren aep Shiadhal, the legendary lovers, torn apart and destroyed by the time of contempt. He was a sorcerer and she was an elf. [...] What might have been the beginning of reconciliation was transformed into tragedy"
—Andrzej Sapkowski, The Time of Contempt.
[ Gaia Weiss as Lara Dorren ]
[ Arnas Federavičius as Cregennan of Lod ]
"I found a love, for me
Darling, just dive right in and follow my lead
Well, I found a girl, beautiful and sweet
Oh, I never knew you were the someone waiting for me"
—Ed Sheeran
Finan and Eadith and their future first born aka Finan's most recent little runt. At this point, I should just change my blog title to "that user that constantly makes Findith fanart".
“Your braids like a pattern
Love you to the moon and to Saturn
Passed down like folk songs
The love lasts so long”
—Taylor Swift
We all have that OC that lives the dream with Sihtric because the show failed to give my man a proper interesting love story instead of continuing to give Uthred more and more women and then killing them off. So this one is mine. Her name is Freydis and I’ve already mentioned her in this AU!fic I wrote a while ago. She’s a dane and a shieldmaiden who came to the squad after her friend and lady Gisela married Uthred. Freydis eventually married Sihtric after nearly a year of dumbass mutual pinning. Anywayds, I don’t usually share my OC fanart but I am so proud of how her hair turned out that I had to share this one.
“No Man has ever served Mercia more faithfully...Thank you, Aldhelm”
I wanted to honor one of easily my favorite character in TLK fandom. To me, Aldhelm had one of the best character arcs in the entire show. He went from being Aethelred’s smarter, yet still annoying lackey, to being a beloved advisor and warrior to Aethelflead and to Mercia. While I didn’t openly hate him like I hated Aethelred, I found him quite annoying as he was always whispering poison about Uthred in the beginning. But as he started to realize how his Lord was actually the vicious, selfish ruler that constantly failed the Mercians, I realized that Aldhelm’s first concern was always his people, and that his ambitions were always guided first and foremost, by what was better for Mercia.
Then he started shifting his loyalties towards Aethelflead, a true ruler he could follow, and to be honest, their relationship was one of the most special dynamics in the show. He was devoted and loyal to her, not out of desire, but own of genuine affection and admiration. He loved her, despite knowing that his feelings were not reciprocated. Yet instead of growing bitter or harboring any sort of resentment towards Aethelflead or Uthred, he remained a loyal and supportive ally and friend to both of them. The first man to ever handle the friendzone right.
His death in 7KMD became one of the hardest losses from the entire storyline for me. It was incredibly tragic that a character who’s main trait was his loyalty towards his people and towards what was right would die charged with treason. It was truly heartbreaking.
James Northcote did fantastic job portraying a secondary character that slowly, subtly became a fan favorite, warming himself intro the hearts of many. I am sooo so glad they decided to built on that character and give us such a heartwarming arc we could root for.
“Do you remember, we were sittin', there by the water?
You put your arm around me for the first time
You made a rebel of a careless man's careful daughter sister
You are the best thing, that's ever been mine”
(original pose reference is Romeo and Juliet by Sergio Cupido)
[ SPOILERS] I never would’ve imagined this ship while I was reading Fire and Blood. It wasn’t until I saw the show and was just shocked about how much I liked them. It’s not like there was anything implicit, their characters don’t even say anything to each other at all and have no scenes of the two of them alone. But something in the way Ewan Mitchell and Phia Saban portrayed their body language in some scenes (Aemond turning his chair completely to look at Helaena and Jace dancing, Helaena clinging to Aemond’s arm when Rhaenys and Meleys burst through the floor) really sold me the possibility that there might be something there. In the end Fire and Blood is supposed to be an unreliable source, so it’s perfectly possible that Helaena and Aemond had an affair and that it was omitted by the Maesters or Mushroom. The whole concept of courtly forbidden love, marrying the wrong brother, being cursed to crave what the older brother has, the entire tragedy of Blood and Cheese, and obviously, the fact that Helaena killed herself the same day Aemond died. I became really invested in them and actually hope the showrunners take that road (but don’t make it excessively $exual, just subtle hints). It would be very interesting to see a character with so little control over her own as Helaena to actually be involved in a romantic relationship chosen by her (even if it is forbidden and ultimately ends in tragedy)
Maybe I Just Wanna Be Yours (Sihtric x OC) Rockstar!AU
*Disclaimer: Number one, I’m embarrassed to post this. Number two, I don’t usually write smut. Number three, english is not my first language and there will probably be very dumb spelling mistakes. Number four, the lyrics are from Artic Monkeys’ song 505, probably taken out of context. Number six, this idea came thanks to the little community of TLK simps we are on TikTok. Number seven..Actually that’s it.
Warning: swearing, smut and everything it entails. Also spelling mistakes? Is that a trigger warning? I think it should be a trigger warning.
Context: He’s a indie rockstar (no sh*t Sherlock) and she’s kind of an indie folk singer, I guess? Also they’re neopagans cause I like making winks to the show.
Honestly, whoever had scheduled the order of the concerts for that Festival owned Freydis a new pair of lungs. Of course her own show would overlap with her boyfriend’s, meaning she had to run all the way to the other side of the park right after spending nearly two hours singing. Thank the gods some guys from security in a golf cart had taken pity on her and given her a ride. Still, the show had already started when she finally got backstage, half afraid she might have a heart attack. So much for being in shape.
Still, she wouldn’t miss Sihtric perform for anything else in the world. Seriously, was their anything sexier than a rockstar?
The grounds around the stage were swarming with fanatics who were there to see Ragnarök perform. Not for nothing, the band was the closing act. Thousands of people who’d come to see the English band founded by Uthred Ragnarsson. To think they’d started off at the bar owned by Uthred’s father, now everybody knew their name. Finan at the drums, Uthred as the lead guitar, sweet Osferth at the keyboards, and Sihtric as the vocalist. Fortunately, because even though Uthred had started the band, he couldn’t hold a note to save his life. Sihtric could. He could hold various notes, in fact. And he looked damn good doing it. Freydis swore, little things could get her more hot-and-bothered than seeing her boyfriend on stage.
He could also make her reach unspeakable notes too, all though that was an entirely different and private kind of performance.
Something about watching Sihtric perform was just...hypnotic and breathtakingly hot. His mismatched colored eyes acquired an intensity as if he could see right through your skin and peel off your clothes with his stare alone. He became completely immersed into the song, the stage, the rhythm, all of it. He had the ability to make everyone in the audience feel like he was singing to them and them alone. But every so often, he would steal a quick glance to the side of the backstage and look straight at her with a devilish smirk. Because he knew, he knew damn well how much it turned her on to see him on stage.
I'm going back to 505
If it's a seven hour flight or a forty-five minute drive
In my imagination, you're waitin' lyin' on your side
With your hands between your thighs
Again he was looking at her. The show was near the end, and his skin was shiny with a layer of sweat that made the cropped top he wore cling to his well-toned body, naturally making her think of the way that body pressed against hers, hovering, covering her completely, practically driving into her as if they could merge together into one. Freydis’s breath caught in her throat as she did her best to keep it together. She had started to ache about five songs ago, and started to feel the wetness between her thighs long before that.
That’s when she saw it. The handkerchief peeking out of his pocket, that he always wore half because of aesthetic and half because of superstition. Except it was not a handkerchief this time.
It was her fucking thong.
Freydis felt her cheeks heat up. She was fairly certain no one else had noticed, you couldn’t ready tell it was underwear unless you saw it up close. The only reason she realized was because, well, it was her underwear, she’d put it on that morning. And Sihtric had taken it off when they’d had a very brief but heated make-out session in between shows that was very rudely interrupted by her manager right after her boyfriend had taken the thong off.
He caught her looking this time and knew by her expression that she’d realized about the underwear too. His smirk only became naughtier as he dipped his hand into his pocket. Freydis’s eyes widened.
You fucking wouldn’t she thought.
Of course he didn’t, even though for a split second she had actually panicked. No, he simply took his hand off after a moment and then gripped the microphone with it before pressing it against his lips. From where she was standing, she could clearly see his tongue poke out between his lips and lick his fingers, even though the audience wouldn’t be able to tell since he was gripping the microphone.
Freydis swallowed hard. She couldn’t take it anymore. She turned on her heels and bolted off backstage. She navigated the people circulating through the hallway almost as if she was made of thin air, driven only by the need to find Sihtric’s room backstage. He’d given her the key before her own show had started. As soon as she found it, she let herself in, shut the door behind her and ran her hands through her long blonde hair.
She paced the room a couple of times, trying to cool off, but Sihtric’s eyes were still lingering on her in her head, her panties in his pocket, sweat down his forehead, the abs peeking from under the hem of his top. His husky voice singing about her hands between her thighs.
They were there before she’d even registered it. She stopped to rest her back against the nearest wall, closed her eyes and simply gave in and touched herself.
Fuck, she hadn’t actually registered how wet she was. As her fingers skimmed up the inner side of her thigh, she could feel a faint trail running down without the underwear to stop it. Her hips jerked forward when she first graced her sensitive folds.
“Shit” she whispered into the empty room. She started to rub just above her pussy in small circles, trying to keep quiet so as to not draw the attention of anyone at the other side of the door. Then, she dared to dip one finger inside, and had to bite her lip from crying out loud before inserting a second one. She brushed over her clit, the dull ache sending a shock through her entire body.
“Huh, decided to start without me, did you?”
Freydis gasped, hand falling limply to her side as she opened her eyes and found Sihtric smirking, leaning against the closed door behind him.
“I…” she felt her mouth dry “How…?”
“You forgot to lock the door, love”.
“I…did?”
Sihtric nodded. His smirk slowly disappeared as he took in her disheveled appearance. His eyes darkened “Must’ve wanted it real bad to let that slip from you mind”.
Freydis wetted her lips and slowly nodded, before raising the hand she’d been using to touch herself and extending it towards him. A small smile crossed her lips “Come kiss it better?”
Sihtric growled and covered the distance between them in two long strides, taking her hand and immediately holding it to his mouth kissing each one of her fingertips. Freydis’s breath hitched when he pressed her against the wall, his hot, sweaty body completely covering her. She gripped his side mullet and pulled it to make him lean down and kissed him hard, biting his lower lip. Sihtric groaned against his mouth, lips immediately opening to play with her tongue as if air was but a minor inconvenience. He gripped the hand that was pulling at his hair, and the one that was digging into his bicep and pinned them both above her head, holding her by her wrists with one hand. With the other, he pulled out the thong that was tugged inside his pocket and grinned naughtily.
“These…weren’t wet enough” he observed “Guess I’ve gotta be more thorough at my job”. He traced the outline of her lower lip with his thumb “Eyes on me, all right?”.
Freydis nodded, turning her face slightly to press her lips briefly against the rings around his fingers.
Slowly, he parted her skirt to the side by the opening that ran along her thigh. Freydis bit her lower lip and fought the urge to flutter her eyes close as she felt the soft fabric of her underwear against her skin. Sihtric was staring at her with that intensity that bore into her soul while he slowly started rubbing his fingers between her folds, the thong wrapped around them too. Freydis whimpered at the friction of the lace against her sensitive skin, her nails digging into the hand that was holding her wrists together. “Babe, I-Oh fuck, that feels good” she moaned.
“That’s a good girl” Sihtric praised her with a smirk “Hey, eyes on me, remember? There we go, so wet for me”.
“Mmmhm!” Freydis whimpered “Sihtric…”
“I know…I know…” he pulled his hand away, kissing her to muffle her protests as he tossed the underwear over his shoulder and this time simply started rubbing tight circles over her clit with his bare fingers.
Freydis cried out weakly “Yess” she hissed, as he slipped one finger, and then a second one inside her, starting to curl them inside her. Her hips started grinding against his hands, and this time she couldn’t help it, she closed her eyes. But Sihtric didn’t mind, he was too focused on pulling pleasure out of her while grinding his own crotch against her leg slowly, releasing small, quiet grunts.
“Let me touch you, babe” she whispered, tugging softly at her wrists “I bet that’s starting to feel painful”.
“I started to get hard when I noticed you’d left the stage” he confessed, chest heaving “I knew what you were doing”. Slowly, he let go of her hands, though not before taking them to his lips and placing butterfly kisses over each of her wrists.
It was Freydis’s turn to smirk wickedly, all though she did not keep the expression for long when Sihtric managed to squeeze a third finger inside her. Her back arched away from the wall, pressing her body against her boyfriend’s. “Ah!” she cried out weakly, resting her cheek against his shoulder “Gods...Keep going” she encouraged before dipping her own hand inside his pants and rubbing over his hard on. Sihtric growled and buckled against his hand.
“Fuck, Freydis”.
The air in the room had started to get heavy with their pants and moans that slowly increased in volume. Freydis could feel her walls started to contract on the verge of an orgasm, her cries becoming louder. Almost there…But before she had the chance to reach her orgasm, Sihtric pulled his fingers out, causing her to cry out at the lost of fullness and friction and glare at him furiously. Before she had the chance to protest, however, Sihtric kneeled in front of her. She swore each time he kneeled in front of her she got wet all over again, there was something so erotic about the way he stared up at her while he delicately picked up one of her ankles as if it was made of glass and slowly draped it over his shoulder before launching forward and closing his mouth over her flesh like a starving man.
“Fuck, fuck, fuck!” Freydis whimpered hurriedly, her leg wrapping around his shoulders as if to pull him closer, her hand back on his hair as he pressed the flat of his tongue against her core and licked her from bottom to top before sucking on her clit. The woman tossed her head to the side, her breath becoming ragged and irregular, each one ending in a small whimper that slowly started to turn into a moan. Her boyfriend’s name rolled repeatedly from her lips like a prayer to the gods, like she had forgotten every other word she had ever spoken. Sihtric took his sweet time bringing her higher and higher, closer and closer to her release, and just when Freydis thought she couldn’t take it anymore, that she might actually pass out, his fingers joined his tongue, rubbing tight circles over her pussy and she came hard, a hoarse cry escaping her lips as Sihtric kept sucking, licking and kissing her all the way through her climax.
“Shit…You’re almost unfairly good at that, you know” she managed to gasp when he finally got back on his feet, wrapping her arm behind his neck and pulling him close for a kiss, tasting herself on his lips.
Sihtric chuckled, licking his lips to savor the trace of her on them “I am, aren’t I?” he smirked in a rare display of cockiness, as he was usually rather shy. Except when he was with her.
Freydis raised an eyebrow “Cocky, aren’t we?” she observed, before looking into his eyes with a playful pout “How about you put your cock where your mouth was?”
Sihtric growled “You greedy little thing”.
There wasn’t any lead up this time, both already too impatient, too horny to keep waiting any longer. He didn’t even lower his pants all the way through, just enough to pull himself out. Sihtric’s hands settled on her ass and picked her up so she could wrap her legs around his wrist and then he simply slammed into her, hoarse groans escaping from both of them when they were finally joined.
He began to thrust into her, starting slow but eventually speeding up as he drove deep into her. Freydis rested her hands on his shoulders to support herself and helping him by moving her own hips in sync with his. One of Sihtric’s hands was cradling the back of her neck, the other curled into a fist against the wall just above her head. Freydis angled her head to kiss him, hot and desperate. They stayed with their mouths pressed together, her moans and his groans mixing together as slowly, the tension started to build inside them.
The small orgasm took Freydis almost by surprise, especially when she realized Sihtric wasn’t stopping, chasing after his own release. She cried out louder than before in both pleasure and shock, her walls clenching around him, which caused Sihtric to growl and bury his face into her neck while Freydis tried to recover, but her hips felt weak.
“Sihtric, I…” she warned, whimpering because she was suddenly oversensitive as her boyfriend kept driving into her.
“One more” he whispered into her ear “I know you’ve got one more in you” he cursed under his breath “Fuck, I’m almost there, baby. Just one more for me”.
“I…Oh gods, babe” it was too much, but her body was already building up for another orgasm, not the small shock of pleasure she’d just had, but a real, proper orgasm. And even though her entire body felt like it was on its last nerve, it just felt too good. She whimpered, curling around him as if she wanted to melt into him. “Hold my neck” she asked “And go harder”.
“Fuuuuuck” Sihtric groaned, his hand closing softly around her neck but without really cutting her breath, as he drove into her at a brutal pace.
They both came hard, calling out for each other, chests heaving, nails digging desperately into each other’s flesh. Sihtric sunk his teeth into her shoulder, hips lurching forward before going completely still. Freydis scratched her nails down his back, leaving a red trail over his skin. Her toes curled inside her boots and she felt a couple of tears on the corner of her eyes before her sweaty body finally collapsed against the wall, Sihtric’s against her as they both went through their high, shaking with little aftershocks. They were both gasping for air, still moaning and clinging desperately to each other.
A couple of minutes went by in which they simply stayed like that until their breaths somewhat calmed down and they were finally able to open their eyes and look at each other with loving puppy eyes.
“Hi” Sihtric whispered with a sweet, dopey smile on his face.
“Hi” Freydis whispered back, nuzzling the end of her nose softly against his.
Sihtric pecked her lips “Sorry I missed your show” he rested his sweaty forehead against hers and kissed her temple.
“That’s all right. You had to prepare for yours” she assured him, pushing away some strayed locks from his face. Truly, this part was as much her favorite as the actual sex. When they both came down from their high and immediately became the softest, weakest for each other and just wanted to stay as close as possible “Sorry I missed the finale”.
Sihtric shook his head “I prefer our finale anyways, with the cute face you make when you come and your tight little-Ow!” he chuckled when Freydis hit him playfully on the shaved side of his head.
“Arse” she giggled before pecking his lips fondly “I love you”.
“I love you too” he kissed her back, running a thumb over her cheek with absolute adoration. He still marveled at times, how he had found such an extraordinary love that seemed to be made just right for him. He’d been through some really fucked up stuff growing up. Life with her, however, gave him hope that he could actually break the cycle. “I wrote a new song, you know”.
Freydis gaped at him “Already? You guys just released an album!”
Sihtric shrugged “You know how inspiration works” he grinned before his face went back to its soft, loving expression and he kissed her again before adding “It’s for you”.
“For me?”
“All my songs are for you” he smiled “Wanna hear it?”
Freydis cupped his face and pressed a deep kiss over his mouth. “Always” she whispered against his lips “All though…Can I have my underwear back first?”
“No” Sihtric grinned, smirk full or mirth “I think I’ll be keeping these as a souvenir”.
“Again!? At this rate, I’ll have none left to wear!” she protested.
“Mmm…I rather like that thought”.
“Sihtric!”
“I’m joking” he laughed, finally pulling out of her with a quiet groan and fetching something so they could clean themselves up before he returned her panties.
In that very moment, someone banged a fist against the door, and then Finan’s voice followed through the wood “Oi! If ya two lovebirds are done fucking, we’re driving to the city for drinks!”
Freydis laughed “We’ll be out in a minute!” she raised her voice.
“Hurry up! I want to get drunk!”
“You always do” Sihtric replied, shaking his head before grabbing his jacket and starting to pack his things. Freydis stepped into the small bathroom stall to splash some water on her face and fix her hair, and when she came out, her boyfriend laced his fingers with her “Let’s go. I’ll show you the song later”.
Freydis stood on her tiptoes and pressed a kiss to his cheek “What’s it about, anyways?”
Sihtric grinned down at her, wrapping his arms around her waist resting her forehead against hers “Well, if you must know, it’s about a guy asking his girl to marry him”.
Pride Month 2022 ft. Nikolina (Grishaverse) Modern!AU
Because it’s important to remember that just because two people are in what seems to be a heterosexual relationship, this does not mean they are any less queer. Even when you’re a demisexual heteromantic or a cis male bisexual with a preference for women.
Nikolai has known and embraced his bisexuality for some time now. Pride month is a well known rodeo for him. All though he usually leans towards women, he’s had more than one ocasional fling with men and openly talks about it.
On the other hand, Alina realizing she is demisexual was a relatively recent event. She had never realized that she did not experience sexual attraction as most people do, believing she simply had a very low sex drive. She never felt any sort of sexual attraction when she dated her best friend Mal Oretsev, and while there definitely was a spark with her ex-boyfriend Aleksander, it wasn’t until a couple of months into her relationship with Nikolai that she actually felt genuine sexual attraction. Her friends Tolya and David actually introduced her to the concept of the ace spec (being part of it themselves). When she mentioned it to Nikolai, he chuckled and said he had suspected it for some time, but felt like that was her own personal journey to discover and choose.
They are both very happy and supportive of each other. During Pride Month, they love to go to Pride Parades and dress in the palettes of their respective flags. But most importantly, they love celebrating each other all year around.
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