thanks for the invite...

[mightseehell]

[thanks4theinvite]

thanks for the invite

[instacunt]

[thanks4theinvite]

the city.

C: "you never called me last night :(! let's hang out tonight?"

A: "i'm sorry! i'm actually going to the city tonight."

[thanks4theinvite]

Targay

[P] picks up [C]'s phone

"oh, we're at Target...shopping with international students"

"THANKS4THEINVITE!"

"oh, sorry...."

[thanks4theinvite]

smoking in the living room.

[thanks4theinvite]

swimming

Me: I'm coming over soon!

You: I'm not at my house! I'm swimming.

[thanks4theinvite]

Convo

You: (Blank) is at my house. Sypa awkward!

Me: Omg pls come pick me up

You: I've been drinkinggggg >_>

Later

Me: Are there a lot of people there?

You: No, everyone is gone now.

[thanks4theinvite]

Thanks 4 the Acknowledgement (pt. 2)

but next time, try not to act SO cool in ignoring us that you almost run into someone else and obviously get really embarrassed. 

[thanks4theinvite]

Thanks 4 the Acknowledgement?

You rode your bike straight past us and didn't even look at us/say hi to us. We know you saw us!

[thanks4theinvite]

Boy Watching: party of one

"I missed EVERY BOY in this country...Well, the attractive ones at least. And just looking at them."

[thanks4theinvite]

vom train

"Thanks 4 the invite to the @ vom dot com sesh"

[thanks4theinvite]

Where are you?

"Uhh my homies" 

[thanks4theinvite]

We could have been the Black Eyed Peas, but...

"I mean come on, i'm drunk dancing to fergie in heels."

[thanks4theinvite]

Party and Bullshit

"I'm wearing heels to a party who the fuck am I?"

[thanks4theinvite]

Fooling?

"And if (BLANK) or (BLANK) were here i'd be doing something fooling"

[thanks4theinvite]

Facebook

"Did you do a Facebook cleanse?"

[thanks4theinvite]

Work

"I'm always just RULL tired after work."