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I'm Sarah 🌞 18. Probably confused.

[camo--zamboni-deactivated201510]

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

[camo--zamboni-deactivated201510]

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

[camo--zamboni-deactivated201510]

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

[burdmom]

[killin-the-machine]

They fucking killed him

[howdyhannaa]

[tafttheatre]

[nightmaresarefriends]

[securitylucy-deactivated2018102]

[drovie]

Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

[drovie]

Remember this? I’m having a rough time right now. Zeus has a solution.

That would be an empty pill bottle, the *correct* pill bottle, a bottle of embossing powder, and two, TWO potatoes.

[afkland]

You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.

[drovie]

I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.

[sarahartist16]

I’m so sorry..

Have someone made this before..?

[djwashere66]

“When everyone floats… No one will.”

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

[julius-novachrono]

I don’t know who this white boy is but I trust him

[slimetony]

Thought I saw a shooting star but the neighbors above me are flicking cigarette butts out the window

[puciboi-deactivated20201125]

what halsey song is this

[thankskiddos-blog]

me: *impulsively tells someone a fucked up thing about myself*

them: that doesn't sound healthy

me: yeah lol

me: *thinks about what i told them for 5 hours*

me: why the fuck

[brolan]

my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the reese cup then stabbed himself with the epipen and told the teacher to call the hospital and that kid is the most hardcore kid I’ve ever heard of I wanna be his friend 

[the-real-eye-to-see]

Proud to see this

[wolfman-hot-dog-blog]

Which is better: a Dog WITH a Backpack or a Dog IN a Backpack

[gentle-step]

Clearly a big dog with a backpack containing a smaller dog

[wolfman-hot-dog-blog]

True

[doctorpeppers]

[woodelf68]

Port-a-puppy

[makeuphall]

IG: raheelmartina

[sunshineghost-deactivated201508]

americans are u aware that ur using the word wrong

[officialjared19]

man shut up i swearta god with yall lil ugly hard ass cookies

[softobjects-deactivated20170109]

[heartbeatemoji]

me and the girls out on the town

[shenis]

I’m the girl on the right sitting down because my feet hurt and my shoes are uncomfortable

[ventai-deactivated20150703]