Wasting time one day at a time

i'm Chel. they/them. If you'd ever like me to tag anything, just send an ask! If you'd ever like to talk or anything then also please send an ask! I'm 30 and I live in Salt Lake City.

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[anywhoozles]

[cuntylestat]

may be the best response to dumb comments like this

[men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202]

when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

[only-cat-memes]

[importantcatpics]

[psykocharm]

would you guys like to see a real illustration from an actual published scientific paper? of course you would

link to the paper

[zordonmlw7]

Hey op kinda buried the lead. This isn't just some illustration. ITS THE ABSTRACT.

[stellanix]

my mushoomb,, :D

[chemkitt]

one musruum..

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer]

Completely lost all concepts of joke comprehension for a moment because my instinct was to register this as a new type of kitchencel

[papasmoke]

a second bumblebee has hit the twin flowers

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[circlusion]

[alien-theory]

Alien Covenant (behind the scenes)

[gaycatdad]

She should be at the club

[pancakeke]

this morning i got a spam call that just played clown waiting music for a few seconds and then hung up on me. which really pissed me off a lot

[goatofeden]

Some of my accumulated doodles over the course of this month

[fuzze5]

oooohhh noo tumblr's clocked me as a deadlock enjoyer. oh they got me square in the chest with billy. oh this will have untold consequences for my front page now.

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that