Thanks, Textbooks.

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”I’ll just get off at this floor, thanks...”

If the elevator cable breaks why are we still weighing the fish? The author seems alarmingly unconcerned about the girl's well-being.

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Interesting theory.

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You probably wouldn’t be much better at bird watching.

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This reminds me, I need to buy some sweet buttons.

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I bet if you stripped away all the cool clothes he’d just be a regular slug.

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That's what you think!

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Yeah dummy.

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Geochemistry as taught by Dr. Phil. -- Submitted by Jenn

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Finally something practical!  Triangles are confusing.  These genuine “machine parts” are something I can relate to.  Thanks textbook, for making geometry indispensable…

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Worth noting.

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Found in an English textbook from South Korea.

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I was going to solve this the easy way, but this is much more difficult.  Thanks.

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It's good that he waited until he was of legal drinking age to start robbing liquor stores.

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My guess is Trina and Ronnie don't have a lot of other friends.

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Worst magic box ever. -- Submitted by Lola

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Certain skills don't come until year 13.

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Submitted by Rob