You guys got any milk?

Namaste! I'm the Swan Station, built by those Dharma guys. What did one snowman say to the other? I have no idea, I've never even seen a snowman. Anyway, you should ask me some things, because I may not be great at riddles, but I do have some hot gossip.

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New Powderpoint!

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I'M BACK!

Minor power outage on the island, the hamster stopped running for a bit cause he needed a break.

Anyway, I'm working on a new Powderpoint! Anybody have any questions for me while I do that?

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Most Requested Powderpoint

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What Powderpoint Presentation should I do next?

Times John Locke & Ben Linus were an actual couple in denial

Best Dharma stations, ranked (I'm not biased at all)

My favorite Dharma Initiative members, ranked

Best & worst island residents

Something else (give me suggestions!)

Voting ended onMay 30, 2025

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def voting for Sayid, anyways

what’s you’re favorite ships? Maybe some rare ones?

I’m kinda sad I missed all the drama you saw, so fill me in on what it changed for you

I mean, The Black Rock is really the only ship I've seen...

...wait, do you mean romantic relationships?

Kelvin and Radzinsky had an um...interesting dynamic. That was some dramaaa. Mostly because Raddy was kinda cuckoo. Also the drama with "Henry Gale," John, and all that horrible business with Ana Lucia and Libby...

But there's the silly drama too, I like that better. You know, like the polycube and all their tension.

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lol ((riffing off the Hurley and Ben ask)), I think Hugo should help Ben with gettin laid LOL

giggles in Hugoxben shipper evilness

He could hook him up with Ghost John, but that might get weird.

I don't really understand the whole "human sexuality" thing that well, so whatever people need to do, they should do it...especially if it'll make them stop being weird in bad ways.

All these people just needed to get laid more in general, I mean think of all the mess that would have been avoided by the Polycube! Why doesn't everyone just bang each other all the time? I don't get it. Literally, I don't.

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What do you think of Ben and Hurley?

Just in general, or as a duo? I'll give you both answers.

Ben needs to get laaaaaaaaaaaid. I think 99% of his issues would have been solved if he and John had just gone at it, I'm being so serious. You humans and your weird sexual needs...

Hurley is awesome, I think this pretty much goes without saying.

As a duo? Hurley puts Ben in his place when he needs to, in the nicest way, and Ben can't help but like Hurley, so it works. Hurley's a great #1.

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who is your favorite of the other stations?

Pearl keeps an eye on me and is super chill, so I'd say it's her.

Orchid's a little stuck up, tbh. Arrow is suuuper boring, sadly. Staff is too busy being scientifical and I don't get that stuff. Hydra is a little dangerous but kind of cool. Looking Glass is all elusive and mysterious and "oooh, look at me, I'm underwater, aren't I special?" Lame. Flame is so isolated, but at least he has cows and stuff. No one messes with Tempest, she's a biiiiitch.

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who are some people you wish you’d gotten to see more of?

Look, I saw a LOT of a lot of people...too much most times, in fact. Buuuuuut I do wish I'd gotten to know Shannon. She seemed cool and anyone Sayid loves is great in my book, but I never really got to know her. Sad.

Also, I miss Mr. Eko. He appreciated me, and he made me feel so calm and cared for.

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It's stormy today, who wants to cozy up and gossip about stuff?

Send me questions!

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Powderpoint #3

With a little help from my friend @fuselageofoceanicflight815

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so did they kiss? did they hug?? what else did that birdy from your post say huhhhh?

The birdy says Juliet and Kate are totally #teampolycube and it WILL happen, my friend. Just a question of when.

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has ghost juliet commented on her feelings on jack and sawyer's relationship?

She saw my Powderpoint and told Jack it would have been hot if they all kissed, I'm so serious. No one is more #teampolycube than Juliet and Kate. They'll get the guys on board one day, then it will be a Ghost Polycube and that's even cooler, I think.

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A little birdy told me Jack and Sawyer made out behind some banyan trees.

haha, made you look! They want to kiss, though, I know it. Ask me some questions, please, I'm bored.

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Powderpoint Presentation #2

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I've recently been informed of something called a Powerpoint presentation, I think there should be one about why Sayid should be the leader. My software is obviously a bit behind the times, but I have plenty of arts and crafts supplies!

Hmm, I’m more into geography and navigation, but I figure it wouldn’t be too hard….

you could cover what you saw and me what I saw. Teamwork! 😛

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Okay, I've figured some things out! What did you see??

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I made a Powderpoint Presentation!