self-proclaimed freak

Mordi, he/they/it, 23. the Worst

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[what-even-is-thiss]

Ugh fixing one problem always reveals another problem doesn’t it. Fixing the walls reveals a termite problem, fixing the anxiety reveals an adhd problem, cleaning out the garden shed releases the demons from the sacred toolbox, it’s never ending.

[elliespectacular]

Riddles are cool because if you give up and hear the answer you can still appreciate how clever it is and picture yourself eventually arriving at the solution with persistence or a more developed mind

Trivia is like no, fuck you, the correct answer was a guy you've never heard of. chump.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Rolling numerous squid into a ball around a south African desert with your friends can achieve a sense of Kalahari Calamari Katamari Camaraderie.

[lettuce-tv]

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

[when-you-fail-again]

[some-lionheart]

[64mpg]

let’s all have joint pain and digestive issues

[kirbykonka]

I thought Old Man Yaoi was like a specific person or entity. Like you walk down to the river, there’s Old Man Consequences, you walk down to the oak tree there’s Old Man Sensibility, and then you walk into the gay club and you’ll never guess who it is

[karvina]

[sanae-hypnosis]

[mutantrenegade]

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

[sacred-portal]

[partywithponies]

My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.

[partywithponies]

Shoutout to people in the notes also mentioning people learning the language, I should've mentioned that really, given that I've been stuck reading German picture books myself while learning German.

[helpless--romantics]

Transmascs wake up, new bottom surgery just dropped

[urandroidgirl]

The path of inaction will not lead me to the life I want

[crabussy]

my favourite bit right now is saying "scientists still don't know" in relation to something I (One Single Scientist) specifically do not know the answer to

[c-53]

Wild caught clownfish will be like ‘hm you see, the anemone you got me is a slightly different color and tentacle width than the one I had back home, so I will not begin hosting it. I’ll be a sort of wandering ronin for the rest of my days.’ And then a captive bred clownfish will be like ‘ok so I have this curved rock I found and I just sit above it and it take care of me 👍’

[c-53]

Some of my favorite clownfish hosts

[cipheramnesia]

#mybrick

[gr8writingtips]

how much trauma should be given to the characters? Is there an upper limit??