Certified Knife-Widow

Ms. Deed, she/her, you know my boss( @sirlordevil ) and now you'll know me 💕

[that-knife-lady]

It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

YOOOOOOO, I DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THIS WAS COMING!!!! MY ACCOUNT IS OFFICIALLY A YEAR OLD WHAAATTT???!?!?!?

[that-knife-lady]

(Pretend this is anonymous)

YESS I PROMISE IM GOOD FOR IT

[that-knife-lady]

You guys, what the fuck?! My boss is having a domestic family life with some gym bro while I'm here mourning my dead husband like a loser. Where is my romance story of the century??? It doesn't even have to be romantic!! Give me someone to annoy with my frequent poisonings and infinite theatrics! I demand it universe!

[vaporeon2010317]

Fun fact/Tip : If you want to find older Tumblr Town posts, check Ms Deed's blog (@that-knife-lady). Because her character doesn't post frequently anymore, it's easier to find older chains there than on other blogs.

I've found an early Misra appearance, Sunny's first appearance, and the beginning of the Frog Boss incident.

[that-knife-lady]

Man, never realized how true this is. Maybe I should make it more difficult.

[evilassistantbutnotmean]

I’m gonna cry these guys think I’m a shapeshifter lmaoooo

[that-knife-lady]

Not a shapeshifter 🤚😭

Have you tried rizzing the guards??

[evilassistantbutnotmean]

Fr lmaooo, do I look like a shapeshifter?? pFFF-

Trust me I have lmao, I’ve also named all the animals in the savanna portion of US zoos to keep the Junior researchers entertained lmao, some of them are suprisingly nice! Older ones a dipshits lmao, calling me an it as in object- ☹️😔

[that-knife-lady]

Oh dude, I have such a funny idea. You should just keep using your glamor to make you look like various supernatural entities to fuck with them.

Also when those older ones come around, you should start analyzing them out loud as if they were in containment.

[evilassistantbutnotmean]

YOU ARE A GENIUS, I’m using this now thank yooou :DD

[that-knife-lady]

Yw, lil dude, last time I was locked away for witchcraft I kept saying random stuff in Latin and telling them they were cursed for various things. They eventually gagged me because I told one dude he and all his descendents would stub their toe everyday that they could walk and when then dude was leaving he stubbed his toe on the steps lmfao

But yk you've just gotta keep yourself entertained somehow. Maybe if you annoy them enough they'll leave you alone.

[evilassistantbutnotmean]

Oooo noted! >:3

[that-knife-lady]

Oo you should try screaming for fresh air and that you'll die without it. They might take you on a walk.

[evilassistantbutnotmean]

YOU ARE A GENIUUUUS

[that-knife-lady]

I know, I just slay like that.

[evilassistantbutnotmean]

Girlbosses winning over here

[that-knife-lady]

I'm physically incapable of losing✨

[evilassistantbutnotmean]

I’m gonna cry these guys think I’m a shapeshifter lmaoooo

[that-knife-lady]

Not a shapeshifter 🤚😭

Have you tried rizzing the guards??

[evilassistantbutnotmean]

Fr lmaooo, do I look like a shapeshifter?? pFFF-

Trust me I have lmao, I’ve also named all the animals in the savanna portion of US zoos to keep the Junior researchers entertained lmao, some of them are suprisingly nice! Older ones a dipshits lmao, calling me an it as in object- ☹️😔

[that-knife-lady]

Oh dude, I have such a funny idea. You should just keep using your glamor to make you look like various supernatural entities to fuck with them.

Also when those older ones come around, you should start analyzing them out loud as if they were in containment.

[evilassistantbutnotmean]

YOU ARE A GENIUS, I’m using this now thank yooou :DD

[that-knife-lady]

Yw, lil dude, last time I was locked away for witchcraft I kept saying random stuff in Latin and telling them they were cursed for various things. They eventually gagged me because I told one dude he and all his descendents would stub their toe everyday that they could walk and when then dude was leaving he stubbed his toe on the steps lmfao

But yk you've just gotta keep yourself entertained somehow. Maybe if you annoy them enough they'll leave you alone.

[evilassistantbutnotmean]

Oooo noted! >:3

[that-knife-lady]

Oo you should try screaming for fresh air and that you'll die without it. They might take you on a walk.

[evilassistantbutnotmean]

YOU ARE A GENIUUUUS

[that-knife-lady]

I know, I just slay like that.

[evilassistantbutnotmean]

I’m gonna cry these guys think I’m a shapeshifter lmaoooo

[that-knife-lady]

Not a shapeshifter 🤚😭

Have you tried rizzing the guards??

[evilassistantbutnotmean]

Fr lmaooo, do I look like a shapeshifter?? pFFF-

Trust me I have lmao, I’ve also named all the animals in the savanna portion of US zoos to keep the Junior researchers entertained lmao, some of them are suprisingly nice! Older ones a dipshits lmao, calling me an it as in object- ☹️😔

[that-knife-lady]

Oh dude, I have such a funny idea. You should just keep using your glamor to make you look like various supernatural entities to fuck with them.

Also when those older ones come around, you should start analyzing them out loud as if they were in containment.

[evilassistantbutnotmean]

YOU ARE A GENIUS, I’m using this now thank yooou :DD

[that-knife-lady]

Yw, lil dude, last time I was locked away for witchcraft I kept saying random stuff in Latin and telling them they were cursed for various things. They eventually gagged me because I told one dude he and all his descendents would stub their toe everyday that they could walk and when then dude was leaving he stubbed his toe on the steps lmfao

But yk you've just gotta keep yourself entertained somehow. Maybe if you annoy them enough they'll leave you alone.

[evilassistantbutnotmean]

Oooo noted! >:3

[that-knife-lady]

Oo you should try screaming for fresh air and that you'll die without it. They might take you on a walk.

[evilassistantbutnotmean]

I’m gonna cry these guys think I’m a shapeshifter lmaoooo

[that-knife-lady]

Not a shapeshifter 🤚😭

Have you tried rizzing the guards??

[evilassistantbutnotmean]

Fr lmaooo, do I look like a shapeshifter?? pFFF-

Trust me I have lmao, I’ve also named all the animals in the savanna portion of US zoos to keep the Junior researchers entertained lmao, some of them are suprisingly nice! Older ones a dipshits lmao, calling me an it as in object- ☹️😔

[that-knife-lady]

Oh dude, I have such a funny idea. You should just keep using your glamor to make you look like various supernatural entities to fuck with them.

Also when those older ones come around, you should start analyzing them out loud as if they were in containment.

[evilassistantbutnotmean]

YOU ARE A GENIUS, I’m using this now thank yooou :DD

[that-knife-lady]

Yw, lil dude, last time I was locked away for witchcraft I kept saying random stuff in Latin and telling them they were cursed for various things. They eventually gagged me because I told one dude he and all his descendents would stub their toe everyday that they could walk and when then dude was leaving he stubbed his toe on the steps lmfao

But yk you've just gotta keep yourself entertained somehow. Maybe if you annoy them enough they'll leave you alone.

[evilassistantbutnotmean]

I’m gonna cry these guys think I’m a shapeshifter lmaoooo

[that-knife-lady]

Not a shapeshifter 🤚😭

Have you tried rizzing the guards??

[evilassistantbutnotmean]

Fr lmaooo, do I look like a shapeshifter?? pFFF-

Trust me I have lmao, I’ve also named all the animals in the savanna portion of US zoos to keep the Junior researchers entertained lmao, some of them are suprisingly nice! Older ones a dipshits lmao, calling me an it as in object- ☹️😔

[that-knife-lady]

Oh dude, I have such a funny idea. You should just keep using your glamor to make you look like various supernatural entities to fuck with them.

Also when those older ones come around, you should start analyzing them out loud as if they were in containment.

[evilassistantbutnotmean]

I’m gonna cry these guys think I’m a shapeshifter lmaoooo

[that-knife-lady]

Not a shapeshifter 🤚😭

Have you tried rizzing the guards??

[vaporeon2010317]

Questions for fellow role-players : Dies anyone remember how many aus are cannonly in the Tumbler Town role-play?

Cause I remember 3. (Helper au, Shadow World au, and the Role-Swap au.)

@deadless-corpse @sirlordevil @the-belle-siblings @cryptidwithaninternetconnection @cats-and-confusion @boredgoon @that-knife-lady @evilhenchpersonforhire

@sagehyperfixates

[that-knife-lady]

Ooc: Shoot I think you got them all. I don't keep track of things very well.

[that-knife-lady]

Should I put a weird substance I found in my bosses drink as a prank? 🧪

Do it. Do it right now.

NoOOOOOoooOOoo

Ms. Deed, stop trying to poison me, you fiend. –Sir

Voting ended onFeb 5, 2024

[sirlordevil]

What about ending my life do you find so humorous???

[vaporeon2010317]

Don't. Hurt. My. Dad.

[that-knife-lady]

Oh goodness, aren't you a cutie!? Awww! You're such a precious little thing! I ought to slap Noir for not showing me you!

Wanna learn the dark arts, sweet pea? It's a skill every girl ought to know. I started learning around your age, yah know?

Why did no one tell me I'm an auntie!?

[that-knife-lady]

Should I put a weird substance I found in my bosses drink as a prank? 🧪

Do it. Do it right now.

NoOOOOOoooOOoo

Ms. Deed, stop trying to poison me, you fiend. –Sir

Voting ended onFeb 5, 2024

[sirlordevil]

What about ending my life do you find so humorous???

[that-knife-lady]

I dunno man, your just a really killable looking guy. When I look at you I just want to crush you with my bare hands.

[that-knife-lady]

Should I put a weird substance I found in my bosses drink as a prank? 🧪

Do it. Do it right now.

NoOOOOOoooOOoo

Ms. Deed, stop trying to poison me, you fiend. –Sir

Voting ended onFeb 5, 2024

[vaporeon2010317]

I have a feeling I might have to change some roles I don't want to change....

[vaporeon2010317]

Ok, I have to. I kinda don't have another choice.

@venus-sundew-evil and @owens-of-the-lab you're both going to need to change you pinned posts...

It's come to my attention that Ivan and Misra don't exactly work in the roles I originally put them in. (Mostly because of Ivan's cruddy personality) So in order for everything to work, Misra will have to take Melatonin's role, Ivan will have Caffeine's, Ms. Deed will have Goon's role, and Goon will have Ms. Deeds. Sorry everybody.

@deadless-corpse @sirlordevil @the-belle-siblings @sagehyperfixates @cryptidwithaninternetconnection @cats-and-confusion @boredgoon @that-knife-lady

[that-knife-lady]

Ooc: Dope so I get to be a choatic gremlin. Sounds good to me.

[that-knife-lady]

Secrets, secrets are no fun! You should share with everyone!!

Ask Game!! Send to find out.

💢: Someone oc secretly hates or the hidden reason why oc hates someone.

💔: Secret oc kept from oc's best friend or love interest.

💞: Someone oc secretly loves (platonically, romantically, or otherwise)

😐: How oc genuinely feels about themself.

👻: Oc's worst fear(s)

🙈: Worst thing oc has ever seen.

🙉: Worst thing oc has ever heard.

🙊: Worst thing oc has ever said to someone or has been told.

😳: Most embarrassing thing oc has ever seen, done, walked in on, etc.

🤐: Secret oc said they'd keep till the grave.

[that-knife-lady]

Working on a curse to make someone believe they turned into a hideous monster when they actually haven't. Can't wait for the bozo to hide away in a castle thinking they need to fall in love with some random person when all they need is a ritual.