there is oobleck where my brain should be

Astral Ocean ⭐️🌊, queer.

[fertilefloor]

i'm opening up our relationship so bugs can get in

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[kosmogrl]

[themaninyourcomputer]

[micamicster]

They should invent a glasses that you can lay on your side in bed wearing

[filyahehh]

smartest cat ever!

[dangerous-batdan]

Hitting all my favorite characters with the chronic pain beam so they can go ouch ouch ouch with me

[that-house]

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

[kaijuno]

I mean

[pseudomantis]

[futchcassidyandthecumdancekid]

i dont even care about getting “high” i just really enjoy coughing so fucking hard

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

[coffee-n-kush]

[echolaliaplayer]

*takes a drag of a candy cigarette* I never thought I would make it to this many

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[toast-ranger-to-a-stranger]

The best thing for me, as an ex- Starbucks employee, is the horror that genuinely is the milk delivery when it’s only you and one other shift member. Though, I did end up learning how to carry six individual gallons of milk at once.

[fruitfairy]

[Video Transcription:

Person A: (over drive-through speaker) Good morning, welcome to Starbucks. What can I get for you today?

Person B: Milk delivery.

Person A: No.

Person B: Milk.

Person A: No!

Person B: Milk!

(they are speaking over each other slightly)

Person A: Listen here you son of a bitch, you piece of shit.

Person B: Milk delivery! Milk-

Person A: I’ll fuck your wife!

Person B: (laughing) Milk delivery! I’m comin’! I’m comin’.

Person A: I’ll cum too!

End Video Transcription.]

[competent-older-sister]

[nyckie]

killing things together is a bonding exercise actually don't worry about it

[hoziernatural]