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Bro, I’m in the middle seat of a plane and both people on my sides are reading ao3. This is what Jesus died for, so Owl House, Genshin and Attack on Titan fanfiction could be read on a plane together

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That one episode of Pokémon where Haunter had a fucking gun should really be discussed more often

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Giovanni’s gender is literally just crime

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TEARS OF THE KINGDOM CAME OUT 2 YEARS AGO!?!?!? That ain’t right, something’s fishy on that front

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New pope just dropped

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Girls be thinking about fungi

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Birds be seeing other birds doing the cha-cha slide, and be like “Imma hit that”

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[that-person-4990]

Monke urge to go fast

[that-person-4990]

Lesbians just have so much longing, and I want to lesbian so much, they can just frolic in the forest in white sun dress at the crack of dawn and be more majestic than I could ever dream of. I kinda just wanna be a lesbian. I’m tired of bisexuality and men, I just wanna feel the lesbian longing

It’s 12:32 at night and I simply couldn’t sleep without writing this down. There’s just so much longing, and I fucking want it so bad

[that-person-4990]

Every day I dream of having as symmetrical of face as the selfie monkey

[that-person-4990]

One of my favorite things in football is when there’s a false start, and all the players on the opposing team get up and point, presumably yelling “get his ass refs!”

It’s so childish and fantastic

[that-person-4990]

I feel like France is a breeding ground for twinks

[that-person-4990]

“Ah yes right in front of me, just like most things I look for”

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Does Kirby gender?

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When I tell you I did a triple-take

[that-person-4990]

It's a banana,

It's a cute little guy,

It's...

The state of California.