That & Nothing Else

[neverthere12345]

[z-nogyrop]

imagine we make contact with an alien species that’s like, vastly technologically superior, they could fucking kill us in a single shot if they really wanted to

and this species has never eaten salad before. and we show them salad and they eat it and they’re like holy living fuck this is tasty. and suddenly they’re offering us huge houses with all kind of advanced technological shit and incredible medical care and all the amenities and everything, with the only condition that we keep making salad for them.

and like, salad isn’t even hard to make. grab some plants, dump em in a bowl. it doesn’t have to be fancy salad, they’ll fall all over themselves for the most mediocre salad in the world. we can make so much salad that we’re practically drowning in it, even if we eat some of the salad ourselves. and in exchange we’re protected from danger, we have great living conditions, it’s basically paradise compared to life on earth

imagine

[z-nogyrop]

now realize that this is what bees have done to us

[imageryofinterest]

[shouldnt]

When you get shampoo in your eye and wonder what the name of your guide dog will be

[kassasaurus-rex]

in tonight’s edition of very specific kinds of people i can’t fucking stand:

 men who drive fucking gigantic shiny pickups that they obviously just have as ego-boosters who fucking tailgate you on an empty stretch of freeway at night and they’ve replaced their headlights with fucking military-grade 500 proton scatter billion lumen searchlights that they fucking utterly blind you with while honking for you to get out of your lane because they just desperately have to go a full 40 miles over the speed limit or their dick will just jump clean off their balls and hurl itself out their window in shame

[popculturebuzz]

[vhenantrash]

So anyone else notice how Cullen decides to freak out when Cory attacks Haven…I have a little less faith in our Commander at this point….

- Made by glitterotti

[mycroftier]

UNMUTE THIS 📢

[omobolasire1]

No seriously. Unmute this

[princesstigerbelle]

[deadlilmoon]

and then there were none

[whenmoments]

when bae says “hey i saw this and thought of you”

[mykidjustsaid]

[cerealkillerrr-blog1]

Holy shit

[your-uncle-dave]

Oh…damn…

[knights-of-kylo-ren]

.. My heart.

[mosaicabstract]

this proves that if you take away all the horrible dialogue, awkwardness, bad editing, and repulsive graphics from the prequels, they could have really been something worthwhile

[artbymoga-deactivated20200516]

Credit: Shahan Reviews

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

me: *toasts a piece of bread* me: damn and i cook too.. any man would be lucky to have me

[daydreamingcreativity-deactivat]

Long Car Rides

[the-good-days-deactivated202507]

Other people: uh so boring

Me, a maladaptive daydreamer: oh this is a blessing let me just listen to music and stare at my window while my mind slips away into my alternate reality

[pauhami]

Leaving the city.

[deejay]

What’s the mood for Sunday?

[deejay]

[glitterghosts]

Once upon a time there were three very different little girls who grew up to be three very different women with three things in common: they’re brilliant, they’re beautiful, and they work for me. My name is Charlie.

[yoursoulsgspot]

“I want all the girls watching here and now to know that a new day is on the horizon,” - Oprah Winfrey