let's go all the way.

gabrielle torres. fuck if i know. 23. dance teacher.recovering emo kid. wannabe insta baddie. sister to adumb and drewche. i only love my bed and my cats, i'm (not) sorry. #hotgirlshit

[thatbitchbrie]

“is anyone else’s spotify in rewind always embarrassing or is it just me?”

[thatbitchbrie]

bckybakers‌:

“i can’t believe it’s finally december! christmas lights, christmas trees, christmas music – it’s all so magical!” 

“becky baker making it through a christmas post without making a comment about jesus, the manger, and virgin mary’s vagina? christmas really is the time for miracles, huh?”

[thatbitchbrie]

lovlyjessalyn‌:

I have no idea what you’re talking about because I’m so behind. But I would pay to see Alden punch someone. I would pay to see Alden do anything. Though I mean, if you watch the color drain from the doctors face as Meredith is going at him, you’d understand. 

“you need to catch up because oh my god, shit’s gotten real...but fucking same. i’d also pay to watch him do anything. he’s so fucking hot. ugh, it’s unreal. i’m sure it was satisfying, though. i need to catch up on grey’s obviously.”

[thatbitchbrie]

wthmaya‌:

Brie, i’d hate to see you not crash it.

i feel like your smol would get a kick out of me just randomly showing up with a cat.

[thatbitchbrie]

hunterhollingswcrth‌:

“what’s with girls and cats? it’s an obsession i cannot grasp…i have never met a cat that i liked.” 

“i’ve always loved cats. i have no idea. i’ve had cats my entire life. i mean, i don’t mind dogs...i’m not one of those strictly cat people, but yeah...you just haven’t met the right cat. granted, they’re all assholes, but like...you haven’t met one that’s the right mix of sweet and asshole.”

[thatbitchbrie]

wthmaya‌:

Does honorary aunt mean nothing ???

i mean, it does, but at the same time...i’m not crashing your christmas party or whatever.

[shewhomuses]

                                        I’m ʙᴀᴅ ʙᴇʜᴀᴠɪᴏᴜʀ—-                                                    but I do it in the ʙᴇsᴛ ᴡᴀʏ.

[rpxmusings]

                          I’d rather  [ pretend ]  I’m something  better  than these  broken  parts                               — pretend —  I’m something other than this  M E S S  that I am

[kat-ryn]

Baby I am

[thatbitchbrie]

wow, i cannot wait for christmas. i fully plan on transitioning to my drunk wine aunt stage even though none of my brothers have upgraded me to aunt (thanks, assholes...drew...gold star for an attempt) by showing up to my mom’s house slightly tipsy with my cat in my arms, bundled up in a blanket, like she’s my child...because she is my child.

[thatbitchbrie]

lovlyjessalyn‌:

Meredith Gray going in hard on the guy that murdered Derek Shepard was the greatest moment in television. Try and change my mind

ok, no spoilers but i raise you dante getting the shit beat out of him by father gabriel’s pussy ass on walking dead because holy fuck. well deserved. it truly should’ve been at the hands of one of the pike victims loved ones, relatives, etc...and by loved ones, relatives, etc...i mean alden, but like, honest to god best ‘eat shit and die’ revenge i’ve seen in a minute. i literally started clapping.

[thatbitchbrie]

@wthmaya: @thatbitchbrie no. lets not and say we did.

@thatbitchbrie: @wthmaya i just live for the drama and trashy television, let me live.

[thatbitchbrie]

@thatbitchbrie: maya's crotch goblin is cute but i still wanna call up maury lmfao.

[softshyland]

RELATABLE. [x] 

[thatbitchbrie]

{tag drop} kiwi - harry styles

[thatbitchbrie]

@machinegunbrie: things i fully recommend doing: choreographing to 'i just can't wait to be king' in your kitchen at midnight for small children.

@machinegunbrie: this is what happens when i've had coffee, three mountain dews, a pack of skittles, and a smoothie all in one day. hahahahahahaha.

[thatbitchbrie]

caosstacey‌:

I cannot believe they brought back Sharon’s She Shed. Victor must be tired of it.

“i swear, every time that commercial comes on, i ask my fiance for a she shed.”