I don’t think there’s anything worse that anyone could ever do directly to me than tickle me. I become a serious safety hazard when someone tickles me. I cannot control what my body does. Lamps are broken, people get elbows in the face, and kicked in their private areas. It’s not good, I don’t recommend doing it, we’re both going to suffer. Except, I kinda won’t be able to breathe from laughing, crying, or yelling at you to get the fuck off of me – so, I feel like I’d be in more danger than you.People are weird, we do weird things. A tickle fight can turn into a makeout session which can evolve into other things pretty easily. But just remember – if someone jumps on you and starts tickling you, it could mean they just want to fuck you. How did we get here? We don’t know. I talk a lot, I know, my name’s Luke, by the way.
( @hollywoodescapehq​ )
