the clones are himbos

mandy | 20-something | intj | mandalorian | moderna vaccine recipient | star wars sideblog with a focus on simping for the clones

[thatbitchfromkamino]

so there may be some tech bad batch is shorter than 6'-4” propaganda spreading...

[stars-n-spice]

It's like Tech said in the panel; "Even failures can create windows of opportunity."

Redraws of the whitest I've ever seen the Batch (which is saying a lot).

Comparisons under the cut:

[lothcatfollower]

Cross my heart

[thatbitchfromkamino]

"always on my own

someone take me home

i wanna go home

you can try and stop me, hold me, do all the things that you do

but it's no good

i'm gonna regret this forever"~ Tempest by Ethel Cain

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as a bad batch bitch and a devout ethel cain stan i always thought this song really fit crosshair's arc and the regret that he feels about his decision to leave the batch for the empire which ultimately led to the death of his brother.

(i cannot make gifs or video edits for shit but this idea has been floating in my brain and i NEEDED to put pen to paper and this is the best i can do lmao)

[lothcatfollower]

Cross my heart

[clownbloody]

Never animating again (a lie) Guys, I gotta come clean...I have never played Stardew Valley

[hellhoundmaggie]

Graphic design is my passion

[forcesavetheclones]

so we know how Clones can talk with each other over their buckets, mute their speakers and all, talk on private frequencies

JESSE AND KIX WOULD BE RELENTLESS ON BAD BATCH

„He a clone? scrawny ass looks like he’d bent with the wind”

„DO YOU SMELL THAT, no way he has enhanced senses and CAN’T smell that”

my meanies

[thatbitchfromkamino]

when i need to lock in and do a technical write up at my engineering job i just pretend i'm writing dialogue for a tech bad batch fanfic and the words just flow so naturally to me

[nightskyfoxyy]

Hey everybody go read Sanctuary

[thatbitchfromkamino]

need to know where hunter bad batch learned enough of the wookies' language to consider his wookie "rusty"

[cube-shaped-dignitary]

The clones all have cunty ass eyelashes I'm in love

And like except female characters and Obi-Wans minor ones no one on the show got them so. This is a deliberate action on the creators side <3

So this is canonically Cody every time he looks at Obi-Wan

[ines7894]

I get annoyed sometimes, then I remember Rex decking Crosshair and I’m ok again

[here-comes-the-moose]

Since I don’t know how to make video edits, I’m going to share this as a photo post.

Who Crosshair though Hunter saw when he said he would Plan 99 himself:

Who Hunter actually saw:

[thatbitchfromkamino]

wait pause so tech bad batch broke his FEMUR (one of the most painful bones to break in the body) and barely FLINCHED??? JHSKDJG???

[thatbitchfromkamino]

so i was picking up a takeout order today and was asked to provide the last four digits of my phone # and tell me why i started reciting Captain Rex's CT-designation # 7567............ 🚬 🥀

[thatbitchfromkamino]

"kilograms of pressure" tech bad batch i expected better from you...