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@thatbitchriyanna
telemarketer: hey! I was wondering if you are int-
Me: I am a captain I’ll get you crunched then put in a box no cereal
telemarketer:
“i dreamed of you” is literally like…..the tenderness…….
me in five years when i still don’t have my life together:
Damn.
@elindasan
this fucking tea
Why wear panties when they just get wet anyway 👀
meirl
I do this now
When someone call you by your government name, you know you in trouble (x)
normalize admitting that you care. being nonchalant all the time is overrated.
u kno what u should manifest? clarity on the direction u should take in life that will lead u to ur purpose