That Cartman Kid

Semi-selective Indie RP Blog for Eric Cartman || Multi-ship & OC/Omegaverse friendly || Tracking thatcartmankid

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Nestled in the deep woods of Oregon lies the sleepy little town known as Vollmund. A close knit community of werewolves, where almost everyone knows their neighbor’s name. Such peace, such tranquility.

Who wouldn’t want that?

There exist three major packs in the town: the elite Regenbogen, the pacifist Bellerose, and the mischievous Gealach. So far, the three main powers of the town have existed in harmony, though if that lasts only time will tell. It is seemingly a town anyone would love to live in.  However, not everyone is always satisfied with the small town life, there’s always a wolf looking for their freedom.

The ins and out of life in a certain gender, the dynamics of pack life, infighting for power, and the intimacy of a town where there are no secrets – is that all there is in Vollmund?

Fate will decide.

Vollmond is an 18+ biography roleplay that focuses on the lives and character development of the inhabitants that live in Vollmond, Oregon.

Acceptances every day at midnight EST.

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[thatcartmankid]

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It felt odd that he’d returned to South Park after so long away. But with his mom sick and dying, he felt like he owed it to her to visit for a little bit before he found someone to take over things for him. He thought about asking Karen if she would, but she had her hands full and he couldn’t burden her any further.

He was coming out of the market when he spotted someone he vaguely knew a lifetime ago. Cocking an eyebrow in her direction, he simply asked, “Biggle? Is that you?”

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The weather was less than ideal in the sleepy town of South Park as the thick snow drifts that had mounted across town began to melt and give way to the first signs of spring- namely, rain.

It seemed like an eternity since the rain had stopped. Though, with how brutal the snow was during winter the artist was hardly surprised as she stood, plastic shopping bag in one hand hanging at her side, while the other hand held a black, burning clove cigarette not far in front of her. Her gaze, though obscured by large black circular glasses, was focused out on the spring shower that was coming down just beyond the safety of the concrete shade of the market’s storefront, hoping for some break in the clouds to allow her to return home dry, when an oddly familiar voice summoned her attention.

“Hm? Cartman? Jeeeesus, I guess you were big boned.” She grinned playfully, a golden tooth glimmering in the monotonous gray light of the midday sun as it shone through the clouds. “When did you get back to town?”

[thatcartmankid]

Part of the reason he’d wanted to stay fucking gone was comments like that. It had taken him a lot of time and effort to take all that weight off, and to have assholes remind him how bad it used to be made him want to growl. But at least she didn’t call him fat ass.

“It was a few days ago. I’m sure you heard the news about my mom.” He was quite sure almost everyone had heard about his mom by now. There had been a few people who had actually told him that he was better off with his mom dying. And to those people, he gave his most creepy looking smile and asked them if they remembered what happened to Scott. Not that he’d do something like that now a days, but it was enough to scare the shit out of people.

[thatcartmankid]

A Little Time... || Eric & Jason

[madnesswinstheday]

Anything.

He would have given anything and he would have done anything for Eric in that moment. He couldn’t tell the difference between his desires and the alpha’s anymore than he could tell where one body ended and the other began. If he asked now Jase would have given up everything. He’d walk away from music, from the guys, he’d move to a town in the middle of nowhere and be a perfect omega. Whatever he wanted.

Jase’s eyes fluttered closed as Eric slid into him, hips pressing up with his desperate need to be filled. He both loved and needed this, as much as he needed the feel of his alpha’s lips and the taste of Eric’s tongue on his. He shared the other male’s endearments. What would life had been like without him? Shallow no doubt, much less fulfilling.

Breathing was proving difficult, let alone stringing together a sentence. It all felt so good and he felt beyond loved. Eric made it seem like they had the world in their hands and right then he believed it too. He moaned softly, legs locking around Eric’s waist and willing him closer. “Yours,” he repeated breathily, “my alpha.” There was no embarrassment this time. He was too far gone to know better and why be ashamed when it was the truth?

[thatcartmankid]

Eric was so in love with Jase. He never knew exactly how it was he had fallen in love with the Omega, but all it had taken was that one big fight to prove to him that he was needed in more ways than one. And it felt like their lives had finally begun in that moment.

He took his time slowly loving Jase, giving the Omega the loving he didn’t even realize he needed. While he did so, he softly praised the blond, telling him just how much he loved him while he kept his touches soft. Looking down into Jase’s eyes, he said, “Always. Before I even knew... you were mine even then...”

The mood was soft and hazy and in that moment, Eric knew what it was he wanted for the rest of his life. Smiling down at him, he said, “I want to be your mate. I want to be able to say your mine and mine alone...”

[madnesswinstheday]

[ e r i c ] au || so let’s free fall

[madnesswinstheday]

The ginger - if he didn’t have he hear ‘redder was better’ every time someone mentioned Saf’s hair that’s probably all he’d call his best friend. Jase almost envied the chef for being able to get away with it. “Me?” he questioned, slightly surprised. It wasn’t as though he was a tough customer by anyone’s standards. If anything he was the most easily impressed, which wasn’t always a good thing. The blond had ended up in his fair share of messes because of it.

They’d been to so many places over the last few years it was always hard to place where they were at any given point. He was lucky if he knew what day it was, but Jase had always liked Colorado. It was beautiful. “I wrote a song sitting on a mountain in Colorado once. Couldn’t feel my legs when I as done but it made the album,” he reminisced. Jase would have liked to have said he remembered him as vividly but there were too many faces.

He laughed, this was one of Saf’s jokes. It was right up there with impressing him. What was this Eric Cartman number seven? Reaching out for his wrist Jase rubbed his thumb against the warm flesh, fully expecting his name to smudge. It didn’t and the realization hit him like a ton of bricks. “Fuck,” he declared pushing himself off the counter. “You’re you, like actually you.” Even if it was the truth Jase emotions were into much of frenzy for him to even trying stringing together thoughts.

[thatcartmankid]

Eric did love his home state, there was no place on Earth like it, but he’d needed to get away for a long time. And as much as he hadn’t wanted to admit at the time, he needed to meet Jase to see just how things went. He couldn’t deal with not knowing him any longer. 

The laugh hit him at his core. He hadn’t been expecting that, or how badly it hurt, but he had to be reasonable in all of this. Eric was hardly anyone’s ideal—he’d heard enough from those assholes he grew up with—but to hear that laugh had him felling just a tiny bit small.

But then Jase jumped away from him like he’d been burnt and Eric felt his spirits plummet even further. Running a hand through his hair, he said, “Yeah. I’m me. Just good ol’ Eric.” Deciding that he needed to cut some of his losses, he said, “I’m just gonna go check out the suite that’s supposed to be mine.” Moving toward the door, he paused for a moment and said, “Take your time. I... I know how hard it can be.”

“...Don’t feel like you have to come after me.”

[madnesswinstheday]

[ e r i c ]

He’d always been impressionable but Jase could be talked into just about anything when he was drunk.

And maybe he was a bit jealous of Eric’s crush.

They’d never meet and it wasn’t really a competition but that didn’t stop him from putting up a fight for what he wanted. “Eric,” he replied confidently, body pressed against him, lips barely touching. Cheeky could be saved for later. Right now he liked the idea of getting under his skin. His arms were on either side of the other male, caging him in so that he was stuck in his embrace.

He showed no mercy pressing kisses against his neck. [ @thatcartmankid ]

[thatcartmankid]

An aborted moan caught in his throat as Jase started slowly—and effortlessly—seducing him. He’d never been the one to ever be passive in the bedroom, there was something about the alcohol that had lowered his inhibitions enough that he was allowing this. Normally he’d be pushing them away and telling them to clean themselves up and go to bed—no matter his degree of sobriety—but this was Jase, his soulmate, and he didn’t feel like denying him.

His head fell back with a thunk against the wall as he let Jase take charge for a moment. How long had he imagined something like this? Jase pressed up against him and his mouth on his skin? If he was honest with himself, it was from that very first moment that he had a face to go with the name.

His hands snaked into the blond locks and he shut his eyes in the face of the overwhelming pleasure. “Jase,” he softly moaned as he held the other man’s head where it already was.

[thelondonmen-blog]

Wildest Dreams ∫ Actor AU

[thelondonmen-blog]

Every touch was electricity rippling over his skin. Ryan had never known he could feel like this, but now that he had, he knew he was doomed. This wasn’t something he would have once and be satisfied with. This was going to be a craving, a yearning. Eric was going to be an addiction.

Ryan lifted his arms so Eric could pull away his shirt, and once the fabric was gone his hands rested again on the Alpha’s shoulders, embracing him against his chest. He let his head fall back as the warmth of Eric’s mouth spread over his skin, and his hips continued to undulate down against the others’ fingers.

“Oh Eric…” He moaned his name over and over again, growing more hungry for his touch as the seconds ticked by. Though truthfully, Ryan had no idea how long they spent like that, getting tangling up in one another, exploring each other’s skin and the curves of their flesh. 

“I want you inside me…” Ryan keened, a bit of a whine in his voice as he became more desperate. It was a new and brilliant sensation, this intense desire, and the young Omega was lost entirely to it, unwilling to fight and ready to succumb to his innermost fantasies.

[thatcartmankid]

His name being softly keened like that had him arching more and more into the blond’s touch. He knew that he was a goner the moment he and Ryan were finally skin to skin, and he knew that once they were on his bed in the trailer that everything would culminate in the best way possible. But in order for that to happen, they had to make it that far.

“Hold on, Ryan,” he warned before he stood up and moved the twenty or so feet that were between his couch and his bed. He hoped the Omega didn’t mind him moving so fast like this, but he felt like they had lived a lifetime in the few days they had known each other.

Setting the blond down on the bed, he only moved away long enough to shed the remainder of his clothes before sliding back up to press kisses to the blond’s mouth. He gave the younger man an impish sort of grin as he unbuttoned his pants and slowly slid them down. Looking back up at him, he said, “You are nothing short of perfection. I think I’d do anything to make you mine...”

[thatcartmankid]

Absence Makes The Heart Wander || Closed

[thatcartmankid]

Things would’ve been different if Cody wasn’t here. Eric would’ve been sitting on the couch, curled up around his baby girl, fighting sleep until he could climb into the bed with Ryan and curl around him. He’d missed the feel of his omega curled up next to him every night and the fact that someone else had the right made him equal parts angry and sad.

But in the end, it was his own fault. He was the one to tell Ryan not to wait. He was the one that had to pick the job he did. He was the one that left them both behind…

Eric held Anna and quietly chatted with her, telling his baby girl that he loved her and that she’d come visit him soon. He also weirdly told her that he still loved her mama, which put a big smile on her face and she ended up screeching, something that made Eric laugh.

Once the cab arrived, Eric rose and handed Anna to Ryan. Without a second thought, he pressed a quick little buss to the blond’s mouth and pulled away with a tired smile. “I’ll see you on Friday. I’ll text you my address tomorrow, and send pictures…” He then picked up his bags and headed out to the cab, not wanting to take the chance of lingering longer.

[thelondonmen-blog]

Ryan’s smile as he watched Anna and Eric soon faded after the Alpha left. He got Cody his dinner and took Anna to have a bath, then rocked her to sleep. His own meal was half-eaten by the time he returned, and what was left was cold. He supposed Cody had gotten a bit extra hungry, but considering the upheaval of the night, he didn’t push it, not wanting to fight.

That didn’t matter.

Cody had seen Eric’s quick kiss, and he was bound and determined to fight. Ryan spent the night exchanging shouts, so badly that at one point, Anna woke up crying and Ryan had to rock her back to sleep, only to continue fighting once she was down again.

It was a rough night for all involved, and the morning after was one of silent avoidance. Cody’s methods of ‘making up’ weren’t exactly something Ryan felt solved anything. The Alpha went to bed, and so did Ryan, both sleeping on opposite sides of the mattress without so much as facing one another, let alone touching.

The week went along mostly the same way, with Cody sparking fights and demanding that Ryan not go see Eric, which only made the stubborn Omega want to go all the more to prove he wouldn’t be ordered around. Sure enough, come Friday, Ryan showed up at the address Eric texted him during the week, with Anna on his hip and a diaper bag on his arm. Cody would be jealous all he pleased, but Eric was Anna’s father, and that trumped everything else.

[thatcartmankid]

While Ryan was fighting with his new boyfriend, Eric was getting things together for Friday. So in between preparing dishes for the network and getting approval from his bosses as to what dishes were going to be served, he was busy baby-proofing his flat and unpacking in a flash. Thankfully, his new job had come with a nice up-tic in pay so he was able to hire someone for the day to finish unpacking everything.

However, he was stuck with arranging things.

But that was okay, it gave him a chance to set up the pack and play he had for Anna—who would be getting a real crib the moment he had a chance to buy one—and make the place look like his own. And it was. Even if it was bare looking except for a few pictures of Anna and Ryan on the walls.

At first, he’d been a little worried Ryan would be a no show—after all he deserved it—but when he got a very terse text that the blond would be there, he quit worrying so much. When Ryan arrived on his doorstep Friday night at 7 sharp, Eric was just pulling things out of the oven. Opening the door wide, he said, “Come on in. And place your stuff wherever. I’m still figuring out where I want everything to go.”

[thatcartmankid]

unf!

Send “UNF” to pin my muse against the wall with DESIRE 

There had been a little drinking involved.

And maybe a trading of secrets.

Eric didn’t think he’d crossed an imaginary sort of line when he mentioned that his biggest crush in school had been on a boy who was on the more aggressive side. But he was pretty sure he did when he mentioned the fact that he thought it was pretty hot getting pinned to a wall. He just never figured Jase would do it.

However, here they were, Jase pinning Eric to the wall and Eric looking down at him. He was panting heavily as he asked, “Jase?”

@madnesswinstheday

[thatcartmankid]

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It felt odd that he’d returned to South Park after so long away. But with his mom sick and dying, he felt like he owed it to her to visit for a little bit before he found someone to take over things for him. He thought about asking Karen if she would, but she had her hands full and he couldn’t burden her any further.

He was coming out of the market when he spotted someone he vaguely knew a lifetime ago. Cocking an eyebrow in her direction, he simply asked, “Biggle? Is that you?”

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[ e r i c ] au || so let’s free fall

[madnesswinstheday]

           Sophisticated by their standards, which were admittedly low, was anything that wasn’t prepared in a microwave or delivered in a take out box. They were low maintenance - though somewhat picky - and it had been the label’s idea to get them a chef. Something about living like the rockstars you are, Jase didn’t follow the logic but who was he to complain. It meant good food and he hadn’t had much of that since leaving home. “Four am is the cut off for unattainable, I’ll keep that in mind.” He’d ask for unreasonable at 3:55. 

           Ruffling a hand through his hair he rested his elbows on his knees looking up at the other male. “Did they pay you to say that?” he asked with a laugh. “Because you don’t have to be nice to us. I’d be surprised if you didn’t want to kill us half the time.” They were easy when it came to food but they were a disaster in every other aspect of their lives.

            A fan? He didn’t seem like the type but Jase wasn’t complaining. “Really?” he perked up. Music was his life so it was always thrilling when he got to meet someone that appreciated his effort. “Thanks, that means a lot.” He was smiling like a smitten child. The last guy didn’t care who they were, he certainly didn’t give a damn about their music, and Jase hated that. Fortunately he’d pissed off enough people - or at least the right ginger - to get kicked to the curb. Apparently keeping high maintenance frontman happy was important. This one seemed different though, nice even, or at least up for a bit of trouble. It didn’t hurt that he wasn’t awful to look at either.

            “I’m sorry, I didn’t catch your name.”

[thatcartmankid]

            He ended up smiling for the fact he was within touching distance of his soulmate. He didn’t really want to creep the guy out—he was sure Jase had enough fans making fools of themselves over him—but it was getting harder and harder to not touch him.

            “No, they didn’t pay me to say that. Saf—the ginger?—he told me that I had to impress you to keep the job, but that was about it.” Eric kind of ducked his head a little bit as he continued, more out of a need to look anywhere other than Jase so he didn’t creep him out than anything else. “I have your albums and I caught you guys in concert when you were around Colorado...”

            Looking up at Jase, he swallowed hard and said, “Oh, um... my name’s Eric. Eric Cartman.” He held out his left wrist to show the blond his name there. “Of course, I’m glad to meet you for more reasons than one.”

[thatcartmankid]

A Little Time... || Eric & Jason

[madnesswinstheday]

            Tenderness made it far more difficult for Jase to get in the right state of mind for playing. He was trying to pull himself together, to be a good boy for his alpha, but then he was gentle like that and the omega slipped deeper. He’d never been in this position before and if his thoughts weren’t so murky he might have known enough to be afraid. Not of Eric but of this situation. He trusted the other male enough to give himself over but Jase felt defenseless and that was new. 

             He was pliant in Eric’s hands, letting him move him as he pleased. Jase probably couldn’t have put up a fight if he wanted too. The words barely even registered as he sank into the mattress, calm radiating off of Eric. “Whatever you want,” he replied softly, “all for you.” Jase leaned into the hand pressed to his cheek, craving the alpha’s warmth. He needed his touch, any and all ways that he could get it.

             Groaning contently at the weight pressed down against him the omega couldn’t keep his hands to himself. They moved up Eric’s side and over his back, slowly memorizing each dip and curve. The omega didn’t fully understand this feeling or these needs or how it had so suddenly happened but there was no turning back. “I am.” The words came out as almost a whisper, gaze focused on the alpha. “I love you.”

[thatcartmankid]

            It was strange how the two of them had gone from hook-up to lovers to well... whatever it is this was. It was something that was both permanent and had a future that Eric wanted to see through til the end. The possibility of mating had crossed his mind more and more the longer he and Jase were together, as was the possibility of pups in their future, but at the same time, he wanted nothing more than to have it just be the two of them.

            And right now, that was what he really needed more than anything.

            Pressing a soft kiss to Jase’s mouth, he slowly slid into his Omega’s body, a soft moan leaving him as he did so. He couldn’t wait until it was the two of them like this every night once they got home. It didn’t have to be fast and frantic, it could be soft and loving like this...

            Looking down at Jase with a soft smile, he started slowly moving in and out as he said, “I’m so glad I answered that ad. I’m glad my grilled cheese drew you in. I’m glad you’re mine.” And with that last pronouncement, he leaned down and started placing soft kisses on Jase’s mouth and jaw.