FALLING FOR YOUR PHEROMONES

Darren Criss here. I'm really not at all interesting so if you've never heard that name before, don't sweat it. You haven't missed anything. Some people might know me from a little show called Glee, if that's something you've watched. Generally, I'm just a dude getting to do a bunch of really awesome stuff, though.

[notreallynaya-deactivated201510]

You’re the worst! I think me controlling baby stretch marks is a little more advanced than you controlling food-baby stretch marks, Dare.

Thank you, what I’m already doing seems to be working fine, I was just looking for backup in case it stops being so effective. Baby Dorsey is doing great! Pressing on mama’s bladder like a champ and craving trashy foods like In-N-Out. How are you doing, though, pretty man? I saw the picture of the hole in your fishnets the other day, that’s always a sad time!

[thatcrissdude]

Hey, hey, hey! I love my food baby and am happily accepting any marks it may bring for me out of parental love.

Looks like the kid’s craving the good life, then. They’ve got the right lifestyle down already at like, minus half a year. That’s impressive. Oh, I’m doing great. I’ve got a few days off, hit up Disney and am heading back into rehearsal soon. One and a half weeks to learn how not to rip my costume on stage now. Though, it might add to the flare. 

[morrrishemo]

I’m so confused.

[morrrishemo]

Nothing is as bad as seeing your own risque pictures on a porn blog, my friend. This website has no chill. None. At all. It doesn’t even know what an ice cube is.

[thatcrissdude]

It seems privacy is often lost around here. Piece of advice -- don’t even go near your own tag. It might not be a place you want to get involved in.

[notreallynaya-deactivated201510]

Considering I literally don’t know how to technology, I feel like signing up to Tumblr was a terrible mistake. My team run my official one, and the one time I tried to post on there, I ended up posting a selfie that I hadn’t intended on anyone seeing, but here goes nothing! Anyway, I am going to dedicate my first ever post to a super important question: How do I control stretch marks? I’ve been cracking open Vitamin E capsules and literally rubbing the oil on my body, because I heard that was a great form of prevention, but just on the off chance it doesn’t work and Baby Dorsey scars my body for life, who has better tips?

[thatcrissdude]

Oh girl, I know what you mean, I’ve been trying to get my stretch marks under control for months now. it’s a hard task but I’ll be sending you all the secrets I found.

No, unfortunately, I have no clue but I’ll keep my fingers crossed for you. How’s Baby Dorsey doing anyway? 

[littlelengies-baby-blog]

So, I decided to do a throwback and wear my old pandora bracelet. It was a good idea, until I somehow managed to shut my car door on it and then ended up trapped for an hour because the door wouldn’t open with the bracelet stuck in it, and the latch for the bracelet was in the car door. Welcome to the life of Vanessa. 

[littlelengies-baby-blog]

[thatcrissdude]

This is what happens when you try to take a trip back down memory lane. It’s good to see you didn’t have to chop your arm off, I feel like that might have been frowned upon out on the streets.

[morrrishemo]

I’m so confused.

Then again, I’m always confused and scared when it comes to things on the internet that aren’t youtube or buzzfeed… Hemo in da house, tho? Hi??

[thatcrissdude]

It’s confusing as fuck. I was trying to search for music and instead, was recommended tips and tricks to grow my hair back.

[michonnegrimes]

What do you see when you look in the mirror and you see yourself as Hedwig?