the world's poor pessimist

all ADHD/autistic characters are genderqueer, I don't make the rules | Tim Speedle and Ryan Wolfe are my dads (I wish; they'd definitely be worlds better than my actual parents) | mostly CSI, probably some other crime shows, definitely other Rory Cochrane stuff (he's very pretty and also Tim Speedle owns my whole-ass heart), and maybe some artistic exploits | the CSI: Miami writers only cared about the drama and it fucking shows. THE MIAMI CHARACTERS DESERVED BETTER and yes this is a hill I will die on: Miami coulda been great if it cared less about the drama

[mckaycassie]

Catherine Willows in Every Episode [2/259] 1x02 ★ Cool Change

[lassitr]

Psych 2x05

[andremichaux]

We're gonna get arrested, aren't we? Gus, don't be the only black lead on a major cable network. My dad's never had me arrested. Yes, he has, Shawn. You're right. We need to get out of here.

PSYCH | 5.11, "In Plain Fright"

[lassitr]

Psych 2x01 // 3x10 >> requested by anon #7 (lassiter + chair)

[thatcsiguy]

Rereading some of my old fics/WIPs, I’m coming to the realization that Speed’s not just ADHD, but AuDHD. I’ll have to rewatch to make sure it’s not just me making him autistic, but yeah, no, I think he is.

[bob-belcher]

Andre Braugher as Captain Raymond Holt in Brooklyn Nine-Nine (Season 1)

[maurawrites]

Eric Winter as Tim Bradford THE ROOKIE S2

[bob-belcher]

Andre Braugher as Captain Raymond Holt in Brooklyn Nine-Nine (Season 2)

[nickngreg]

[andysexyberg]

#jake is so proud of himself and amy is rethinking their relationship

[bob-belcher]

BROOKLYN NINE-NINE 5.04 – "HalloVeen"

[reidalvez]

But Alvez responding to everything with “12 years of catholic school”

Like Rossi is like “why are you so disciplined?” and he says  “12 years of catholic school”

“are you religious?”  “12 years of catholic school”

“are you close to your parents?”  “12 years of catholic school”

“where’d you get your fashion sense?”  “12 years of catholic school”

“how did you know you were gay”  “12 years of catholic school”

[usersitcom]

BROOKLYN NINE NINE 1.06 “HALLOWEEN”

[baubeautyandthegeek]

Scarred Beauty - Calleigh Duquesne/Marisol Delko

A/N: Written for @febuwhump​ .

“That’s gonna scar…” Marisol’s voice is gentle even as she cleans the cut a second time. Calleigh winces and Marisol sighs softly, gently wrapping the bandage over her shoulder, pressing a soft kiss to Calleigh’s cheek before taping the bandage down, noting the way Calleigh flinches, her voice soft. “Sorry.” “Not your fault.” Calleigh sounds exhausted and Marisol takes a moment to look her over, the way Calleigh almost sags into herself. “Get some rest Calleigh, I’m right here.” Calleigh shakes her head at first, then follows her to the sofa, settling so her head is in Marisol’s lap, her eyes closing at Marisol’s light touch through her hair. She’s safe here, like this.

[straight-outta-hobbiton]

All I’m saying is that Don Eppes clearly had an aptitude for music that probably could have been on par with Charlie’s mathematical ability and instead of digging into the fact that 1) Don apparently never forgot how to read music or play piano despite supposedly only taking lessons as a child and 2) saw a motherfucking musical scale in a pattern of bombs on a bridge that proved to be a super important clue for their ongoing case— a case which, I might add, relied on the idea that a former Cold War spy dug deep enough into the Eppes brothers’ background that he could personalize all of his clues for their specific knowledge and skillsets. 

Don was a genius, too. He just didn’t develop it the way Charlie did.

[usersitcom]

AMY SANTIAGO AND JAKE PERALTA — in Brooklyn Nine Nine | “Pilot”

[buildinggsr]

William Petersen as Gil Grissom’s Awesome Portraits Collection CSI 1.05 Friends & Lovers