Ralvez

I'm gay and so is Luke Alvez

[reidalvez]

16 seasons we got a gay on cri minds y’all

[oofspencerreid]

[rewrotethestars]

Nine Enneagram Types: BAU edition

[atimeofmagic]

every single criminal minds episode

prentiss: oh boy can’t wait to go gambling this weekend

reid: i personally will be eating an encyclopedia 

hotch: sorry guys, we have a case

prentiss: uch

jj: seven women were found dismembered 

Garcia: d1sm3mbEreddd????

hotch: wheels up in twenty

*at local police precinct*

officer: thanks for coming to help out

Morgan: no problem

prentiss: the bodies have stab marks–

all: SEXUAL SADIST

hotch: we’re ready to deliver the profile

jj: white male

reid: late twenties to early thirties

Morgan: he’ll likely insert himself into the investigation

hotch: he’s trying to regain control over his life

*in serial killer’s lair*

serial killer: I love you

woman: we just met

serial killer: STAB STAB STAB

*back with BAU team. Morgan is on the phone with Garcia*

Morgan: give me what you got, baby girl

Garcia: you’re looking for Evil McEvilface, his father tried to kill him seven times, his mother ran away with the manny, and he lives at 6969 sad street

Morgan: you’re a miracle worker

Garcia: why don’t you come over and see what kind of miracles I can work

Morgan: *smiles and hangs up*

*back at serial killer lair*

serial killer: *about to kill woman*

all the BAU agents: FBI, PUT YOUR HANDS UP

serial killer: *puts knife to the woman’s neck*

prentiss: what happened to you as a child wasn’t fair, but you can’t hurt other ppl

serial killer: *starts crying, drops knife*

voiceover: *obscure quote*

*back on plane*

reid: did you know that there are seven leopards in existence. you have blinked twenty-two times since we boarded this plane. I am smart

all: *laughing* Reid 

[ralvez-is-canon]

Spencer: Hey guys, this is my exboyfriend Luke

Luke: I told you to stop introducing me like that.

Luke: Hi, I’m his Fiancé

[ralvez-is-canon]

Okay but imagine Ralvez getting together but not telling the team

Sneaking to each other’s hotel rooms while on a case

Brushing their hands together under the table in the conference room

Prentiss pulling them aside and being like is there something you need to tell me? “No absolutely not”

Always finding excuses to work together

Spencer bringing Luke coffee and vise versa

Always “accidentally” arriving to work at the same time when they get called in during the weekend

Stealing kisses in the file room (!!)

They think they did a good job at keeping it a secret until JJ casually refers to Luke as Spencer’s boyfriend and they realize everyone knows

[reidalvez]

Straight rights I guess....

[reidalvez]

third gay unsub actually! one for each episode! skin-torso-man invited men on dates, chameleon-daughter was a wlw, abducted her ex and then got murdered (bonus! unsub AND murdered, two birds one stone), and now we have the gay boyfriend stalker! got to love the representation on this show

I forgot the skin torso man JFC

[reidalvez]

Seriously 3 episodes into this season and this is the second gay unsub........

[jls1792]

Every member of the BAU returning to work right after almost dying:

[reidalvez]

This season premiere as everything: gays getting murdered, lesbians getting murdered, terrible romantic subplots

[prophecyguy]

[jockjenniferjareau]

bets on now for how dirty the final season of criminal minds is going to play emily and jj respectively 

[jls1792]

On the set of the final episode (5-13-19 and 5-4-19)

From Matthew’s Twitter and Aisha and Kirsten’s Instagram stories

[dunmertitty]

gay people

[jareauxprentiss]

Best fucking post

[chardwic]

Criminal Minds is now the epitome of you either get canceled as a hero or renewed long enough to be a villian.

[catvampire]

the positions of aaron and derek switch a lot and are entirely dependent on which one of them is closer to their respective bau boy bffs