a mess

22 she/her

[thatdrunkardgirl]

idk if theres anyone left there lol im currently drunk af at 11:30 am and been on a 3 day bender which i plan to extend two more days, havent posted in aw hile but ive been pretty bad about my drinking and didnt feellike posting on here

[thatdrunkardgirl]

Your blog is hilarious and relatable as fuck. Always cool to see a fellow booze bag in the wild. Stay safe fucker.

thank you lol 💀

[thatdrunkardgirl]

If you think I should drink tonight say 'yes', if you think I shouldn't say nothing

[thatdrunkardgirl]

any other alcoholics worry about their health or looks?? cause aint no way I keep them at this rate lol

[thatdrunkardgirl]

Just found your page and god you're so relatable 😭😭😭

Hope you're feeling better and taking care of yourself!!

thanks so much lol but what makes me so relatable? Feel free to dm if you prefer that

[thatdrunkardgirl]

now that I can finally eat and drink without throwing up I can't wait for lunch break so I can have some wine 😭😭

[thatdrunkardgirl]

How did your drunk week go? I hope the recovery process went smoothly!

Not much l I've been sick and can't keep anything in my stomach, looks like I fucked up my defenses lol

[thatdrunkardgirl]

isnt it ultra expensive to get fucked up every day for a week?

Yds llol I'm gonna be eating plain rice for the rest of. The Month lmaoll 💀💀💀 I guess I will have to cut back until I get my paycheck but fuckt it right?

[thatdrunkardgirl]

hows your drunk week going ?

just had a glass of wine for breakfast lol

[thatdrunkardgirl]

I love that you're so real lol. People come on your page and say weird shit and you have none of that nonsense. But you're not mean either. Just living your best drunk life, and I respect that.

P.S. good luck with the bender, hope you don't get sick

Inreally aappreciate this lol I'm so bad at pretending or playing along and I don't have a kink myself, so I often think people here are just gonna get bored of me.

I did get sick but as long as I get sick on the toilet I don't mind thst much. I'm just hungover af now 💀

[thatdrunkardgirl]

Im gonna stay drunk for a full wekk, we're on day 2 🥂🥂🥂🥂

[thatdrunkardgirl]

Have you started to grow a little beer belly yet? I think a little beer gut on a drunk girl is hot AF

Lmaoo noo, I have a flat stomach! 😅

[beautybeforebrains]

TUMBLR GIRLS: ...

TUMBLR GUYS: Hello sexy I found your blog fifteen seconds ago and I've developed deep and profound feelings for you but I haven't read your bio or looked at your recent posts so I have many questions I need to ask you. Can I train you? What is all your personal information? Do you like 8" dicks? I feel so sad do you know what's wrong with me? Do you want to be a good little bitch for daddy and suck my 9" dick? What are all the details of your personal relationships? Does your friend also want to suck my 10" dick? Why haven't you responded to my previous asks? How wet are you for my 11" dick? Thanks and I'm looking forward to all the nudes you're going to send me.

[thatdrunkardgirl]

god this is so accurate lol

[thatdrunkardgirl]

It's weird, though. I've had almost half a bottle of vodka today, and I don't think I'm as drunk as I should be

Damn, that level of tolerance is just my biggest fear 💀

[thatdrunkardgirl]

Update, I didn't get caught, but I feel like I made my mix too weak. I barely feel any buzz.

Maybe thats why you didnt get caught 😂😂

[thatdrunkardgirl]

Third attempt but it's finally time. I'm getting drunk at work!

Ooo have fun and dont get caught!

[thatdrunkardgirl]

Where you're from?

Europe