Look at me, I'm Mr. Cool

Sup' bitches, I mean fellow classmates. The name's Gallagher, Jude Gallagher. I'm a sixth year, Ravenclaw much like the rest of my family members. You might of heard of Rachel and Steven Gallagher, they were smart and adorable. Me? Well, I'm nothing like them, I'm smart and a bit of a pain in the arse. But if it helps any, I'm friendly. I like enjoy studying, speaking my mind, and sticking my nose in other people's business( Take that as you wish *rasps*). My best friend is that amazing thing of a woman, River Sparrow. We do everything together. We're like Ben and Jerry...except we've got nothing to do with muggle ice cream. Mess with her, and I will end you. Talk to me sometime.

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and as the blood drains away, it’s the poison that stays corrupting the veins

[thatgallagher-kid]

Someone's cat ate my homework.

How does that even work? What is wrong with the universe? 

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The missing you portion of time, is gone. { rolls her eyes, before awkwardly patting his back.} River wrote to me… I got the letter a few days ago. Would you like a look? 

[thatgallagher-kid]

Of course it would be. You can't stand this badarsey for longer than a second. [gestures to himself. his eyes then widen.] She what? L-Let me see.  

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I’ve missed you, arse hole. And I never thought I’d say that. You doing alright?

[thatgallagher-kid]

I missed you too, OCD. [Jude sighs, a false smile on his face.] I could be better, but mum said I had to go back to school.  

[thatgallagher-kid]

F*** you guys, I'm going home || kat

[thatgallagher-kid]

“That, I did.” Jude informs her with a hard nod. He didn’t get why she was complaining. As she said moments before he had a chance to speak, it was much better than OCD. And once he thought it over, he needed to come up with something clever to call Alaska, since she, Kat, and Jim Jams were the people he shouldn’t be arseholes to. He looks at the older Ravenclaw with confusion when she takes off her shoes.” Woah, the text book says nothing about stripping in order to perform a Patronus!” his voice his shaky like a five year old, even tho he is mucking about. His hands are out, and when he notices her smile, he rolls his eyes and gets out his wand. “You sure you know what you’re doing? You’re not fucking with me, right? This isn’t third year Kat behavior where you called me Juno and pushed me in the lake for shits and giggles? You are actually going to teach me to go all psycho on a mofo…”

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“Hit your head this morning, did you? I specifically thought I was OCD, yesterday. But today, you called me Boss Lady?” At that, she gives Jude a random hug, that may or may not scare the shit out of him. Since, she rarely ever gave people hugs. Ryan was her boyfriend and even he never recieved hugs from her. Yet she figured Jude needed a hug. He’d been through a lot this year. And even if he probably galervanted for broom closet to broom closet with girl after girl, Kat doubted anyone gave him a hug. If anyone knew the feeling of needing a hug, instead of a lay, it was Kat. Which is possibly why she and Jude didn’t get along so much. They both went for shit things, when their world turned around.

“Oh shut up!” The Seventh Year retorts, wand up in the air; she wanted to show him she meant business. “This is my way of getting comfortable. And no, this isn’t for quote shits and giggles. I’m actually trying to help you, Gallagher.” She nods to confirm this. “Now, I need you to think of a strong, happy memory- Do you understand?” The Prefect looks to him for a confirmation. 

[thatgallagher-kid]

Thoughtlessly, Jude shrugs. "Nah, I decided that you were Boss Lady. So your Boss Lady. That's all," he looks at her with deep confusion when she hugs him. Jude is allergic to hugging. The only time it is okay to hug Jude, is if you're his mother or one of his siblings. Friends are completely off limits to the Judinator. But it's Kat so he awkwardly pats her back, hoping she doesn't hex him or murder him. The hug's nice though, it's emotional himlic or something. It reminds him that he misses Riv and he'd actually prefer hugging her. This thought actually makes him close his eyes a quick moment to think she's river. He opens them and it's Kat, so he feels a weight of sadness on his shoulders.

"Alright. You're trying to help me." His eyes are wide. "A strong memory?" He can't think of one, so he turns to Kat. "What's your happiest memory so I can get an idea of...strong...happy...memory?" Jude asks, seriously. The boy's wand is in his hand, feeling heavier than ever.  From what he's taken in from books, Patronus's are mighty difficult spells to conjure.   

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[thatgallagher-kid]

F*** you guys, I'm going home || kat

The only thing that Jude ever heard when he was in the Great Hall nowadays was silence. Most of the time, he was sitting alone, trying to find some way to make it through the day without wanting to strangle one of his other classmates from how the River being gone thing turned into yesterdays news. Reading books in the library was about all he could do, other than twiddling his thumbs, waiting for time to pass him by. Shagging wasn’t even that fun anymore. All of the girls he was interested in, turned out to be a lot interesting than he’d like. And it was hard to be alone, especially knowing that River probably wouldn’t be coming back for quite some time (no matter what Kat told him) .

He felt pretty empty most of the time without her, to be honest. To the point where he wanted to stay in bed for decades at of time, instead of waking each morning going through with the school day. Of course, most days he did get up.  Like today, for instance when Rowley was going to give him Patronus lessons in the RoR. Over the past few months, he decided that Kat didn’t have a stick up her arse. So, it wasn’t so bad seeing the girl walk in, “‘Sup Boss lady.” He salutes her, a fraud smile on his face. Jude was happy Kat hadn’t given up yet.

[k-rowley-blog]

Weirdly, Kat had had a decent week. A busy week, but with the busyness came a peace of mind that she could actually get something done. Whether that meant studying for hours at a time, reading about Azkaban for at least an hour while taking notes, or snogging her boyfriend when she’s supposed to be doing prefect rounds (oops?); it was something to keep her mind at ease. “Did you seriously call me ‘Boss Lady’?” the Prefect asks questionable, looking at Curly while she makes finger quotes at the name ‘Boss Lady’. But eventually, Kat shrugs and says calmly, “I guess it’s better than OCD.” and like she doesn’t have a care in the world, she takes off her shoes and gets her wand from her pocket. A smile etches on her face, then, “Class is in secession.”

[thatgallagher-kid]

"That, I did." Jude informs her with a hard nod. He didn't get why she was complaining. As she said moments before he had a chance to speak, it was much better than OCD. And once he thought it over, he needed to come up with something clever to call Alaska, since she, Kat, and Jim Jams were the people he shouldn't be arseholes to. He looks at the older Ravenclaw with confusion when she takes off her shoes." Woah, the text book says nothing about stripping in order to perform a Patronus!" his voice his shaky like a five year old, even tho he is mucking about. His hands are out, and when he notices her smile, he rolls his eyes and gets out his wand. "You sure you know what you're doing? You're not fucking with me, right? This isn't third year Kat behavior where you called me Juno and pushed me in the lake for shits and giggles? You are actually going to teach me to go all psycho on a mofo..."

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[thatgallagher-kid]

F*** you guys, I'm going home || kat

The only thing that Jude ever heard when he was in the Great Hall nowadays was silence. Most of the time, he was sitting alone, trying to find some way to make it through the day without wanting to strangle one of his other classmates from how the River being gone thing turned into yesterdays news. Reading books in the library was about all he could do, other than twiddling his thumbs, waiting for time to pass him by. Shagging wasn't even that fun anymore. All of the girls he was interested in, turned out to be a lot interesting than he'd like. And it was hard to be alone, especially knowing that River probably wouldn't be coming back for quite some time (no matter what Kat told him) .

He felt pretty empty most of the time without her, to be honest. To the point where he wanted to stay in bed for decades at of time, instead of waking each morning going through with the school day. Of course, most days he did get up.  Like today, for instance when Rowley was going to give him Patronus lessons in the RoR. Over the past few months, he decided that Kat didn't have a stick up her arse. So, it wasn't so bad seeing the girl walk in, "'Sup Boss lady." He salutes her, a fraud smile on his face. Jude was happy Kat hadn't given up yet.

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[thatgallagher-kid]

For the record

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Well done, curly. You deserve a medal or something.

[thatgallagher-kid]

I can't tell if you're being a dick or not. 

[thatgallagher-kid]

　

[thatgallagher-kid]

For the record

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…Really?

[thatgallagher-kid]

Yeah. Why's that so hard to believe? I actually walked a girl to class today without looking down her blouse or trying to grab her bazoomers. See. Not a pervert.

[thatgallagher-kid]