Booze And Boobs

AIM: Jefffbowenn

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

better standards who dis

[daily-oitnb]

Congratulations Uzo Aduba on your ‪Emmy win for Outstanding Supporting Actress.

[jules616]

Harley and Ivy to the rescue.

Batman: Black and White #3.

[notghouliegolightly]

Harley and Ivy are so about protecting other women and I am 100% here for that

[thatgayfromthoseband]

bostoncreampussy maybe i am

[thatgayfromthoseband]

sup

[thatgayfromthoseband]

ideal relationship goals:

me: hey you wanna come over and nap

them: yeah

[thatgayfromthoseband]

gaybrowanonymous go to sleep

[mixedgf]

i hate when adults make fun of u and ask if u bought ur jeans with all the holes in them…. why don’t u go fix the holes in our economy robert

[shake-that-cass-blog]

jess is a butt

[thatgayfromthoseband]

Thank you so much

[shake-that-cass-blog]

jess wasn’t ready for my flawless comedy skillz

[thatgayfromthoseband]

Mediocre

[thatgayfromthoseband]

[thatgayfromthoseband]

Sup homies

[tortaellini-deactivated20151019]

ur not punk if ur not nice

[ramoorebooks-deactivated2024011]

Gay does not mean interested in you.

Lesbian does not mean “probably going to hit on you”.

Homosexual isn’t a horny caricature trying to fuck you.

Get over yourself.

[suicidallyreckless]

Bisexual does not mean “wants to have a threeway.”

[everybodyspunchingbag-blog]

Pansexual doesn’t mean ‘fuck everything and anything’.

[bifacts]

Fact: Bisexual people in different gender relationships are basically straight, and bisexual people in same gender relationships are basically gay. Baking powder is basically flour so you can more or less use them as substitutes for each other. Tigers are basically large house cats and make suitable pets. Money is basically paper so you can get away with paying for goods and services using the A4 sheets you’d find in a printer. Pillows are basically just feathers so as a substitute if no pillow is available just rest your head on a live duck.

[snarkyandsnatched-deactivated20]

has anybody made the observation yet that mike wazowski looks like what you would get if you crossed a minion with shrek

[averagefairy]

why does anything before 10am exist honestly. why cant we as a society all agree to just not do anything before 10 and then nobody would have to wake up at 6 in the morning and we would all be happier and probably more beautiful from the rest. im starting a movement