THAT GUY SUCKS

!!! I think about things. Then I write these things down. Then I remember them. Then you read these things. Or don't read them. Then, I go eat soup.

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Truth.

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Thanks loads, Facebook.

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This sums up most of my weekends.

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Steve martin will never not be my hero.

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Best headache cure ever.

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Today some strangers pet SPIDER MONKEY hit me in the face with its tail as I walked past. Sometimes dreams do come true! 

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Apparently the city of Houston is a really good place to meet dudes. That is, if you like creepy dudes of all races and ages who scream, "HEY GIRL!" at you while you roam the streets looking like a sweaty troll doll with a backpack.

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A typical email that can be found in my inbox. 

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Typical night out with my friends.

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Nightmares where you are stuck on a boat with all your recent ex best friends yet somehow you are all twelve years old and extra bitchy. This is why one shouldn’t eat gelato before bed.

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I was having a really productive night until my website server went down. 2 hours of googling "drunk babies" later and it is all going downhill.

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I think I'm becoming allergic to peanut butter. My life may actually be over.

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I like my friends. 

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Today is a Buffy kind of day.

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Contents of a purse I haven't used in 2 weeks. I confuse myself sometimes.

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Some day I will find my own Dick Van Dyke, and we will fall over ottomans together for eternity.