Keep This Hallway Clear

Fallout 4 trash; once fed snickerdoodles to a bear. Finally out of Tumblr horny jail after a false conviction!

[thatisadorableprivate]

Hippolyta and Theseus are getting married. Pyramus and Thisbe are ready to throw hands.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

It was once said about the BLU Spy, quite correctly, “This isn't blackmail, this is you wanting a captive audience for your theatrics!”

I have had a most rare vision. I had a dream, past the wit of man to say what dream it was… The eye of man hath not heard, the ear of man hath not seen, man's hand is not able to taste, his tongue to conceive, nor his heart to report, what my dream was. (Bottom, Act 4 Scene 1)

It's a midsummer night, and crikey, what drongos these mercenaries be.

An erotic romp detailing Sniper and Spy's special brand of romance.

[thatisadorableprivate]

Do you like stories set in a video game universe that absolutely nobody is thinking about anymore? And it's full of old men having feelings and then eating cheese about it? And it's written by me, an Internet stranger who almost never posts original content to this blog? Then have I got the 18k word story for you!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[teratomarty]

I wish I could write Spies like this!

[thatisadorableprivate]

I'm so tickled that you say that, I remember seeing your name and reading your work from the Livejournal days!

[thatisadorableprivate]

Do you like stories set in a video game universe that absolutely nobody is thinking about anymore? And it's full of old men having feelings and then eating cheese about it? And it's written by me, an Internet stranger who almost never posts original content to this blog? Then have I got the 18k word story for you!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[hometoursandotherstuff]

 Z from the 1998 animated film Antz.

[plaguedocboi]

ITS GREAT LAKES AWARENESS DAY!!!!!

On this excellent day, be aware that this is the largest group of freshwater lakes in the world, covering over 95,000 square miles and reaching depths of over a thousand feet. They are beautiful freshwater seas.

Also when you die in these lakes, the very cold, oxygen-poor conditions at the bottom preserves you perfectly for all eternity. You will not rot and nothing will eat you. You will exist for as long as the Great Lakes do. Many shipwrecks still have the crew on board. Be Aware.

[bunjywunjy]

that last paragraph only applies to Lake Superior, the northernmost Great Lake! to be fair though, Superior is bigger than all of the other Great Lakes combined.

and that's not to say that the other Great Lakes aren't equally dangerous! each of these things earned the 'Great' descriptor for a reason, and the only reason they aren't all classified as inland seas is because they're not salty.

Lake Michigan in particular is really good at creating waterlogged corpses and hiding them in weird places, and every single Great Lake is full of shipwrecks and ghost stories.

and you know what? 10/10 I would let these things eat me anyways.

be aware!

[bunjywunjy]

fun optional addition, LAKE SUPERIOR VS THE EAST COAST

you could drown an entire small country in this thing

[lookninjas]

Great Lakes Awareness Day is May 5th this year!

[thesanityclause]

LET'S GO LAKE WHO NEVER GIVES UP HER DEAD LET'S GO!!!

[alex51324]

Great Lakes Awareness Day for 2026 is May 4. You only have a few days to get ready!

[leebrontide]

GREAT LAKES! GREAT LAKES! GREAT LAKES! GREAT LAKES!

[flork-of-cows-official]

clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic

[reblogs-by-jinarra]

[gayluigi]

Can’t believe you forgot the Connecticut dog!!

[amethystsoda]

[my-friend-jade]

Never pass up an opportunity to reblog Connecticut Clark.

[kosmogrl]

[gay-hrithik-roshan]

[achillesinhighheels]

[hollowboobtheory]

I have to upload this as a video bc you can see her think this in real time

[maraudingcaptain]

OP you just can't leave out this golden comment

[taproot-bread]

You know that weird phase where you are not asleep yet but your mind starts doing whatever and you can't really control it? Yeah.

[i-am-a-fish]

you're cute and it's tuesday

[glassvase]

I'm cute and it's tuesday

[pointnclick]

im going to post old cat images now

ceiling cat

monorail cat

long cat

the OG can i haz cheezburger cat

the lesser known graphix cat

invisible bike cat

my planet needs me cat

cat with the gat

[brunhiddensmusings]

[tzikeh]

Good lord we need MOAR of the original LOLCATS (or cat macros, as they were originally known)

[anarchistmemedistro]

the OG memes

[sailor-arashi]

[undefinedbehavior]

Ah, the ancient texts.

[aropride]

items to keep in ur inventory to become the most popular guy at the function

ibuprofen

phone charger

band aid

$5

[precision-instrument]

[mortallycrispygardener]

[shiftingbonesofapoltergeist-dea]

I'm sorry WHAT

[smallerontheoutside]

'lazy people don't feel guilty about not doing anything' is insane to me and I have been trying to make my brain believe it for a long time, it shocked me to my core when I first heard it

[astropithecus]

An important corollary to "if you were faking your mental illness, you could stop whenever you wanted."

[funstyle]

Everyones sooo weird about bisexual people like just because they keep trying and failing to steal pikachu doesnt mean you have to be weird about it

[important-cat-pics]