If The Dumbest Person In The World Could Type...

About Me: My name is Dan. I make videos and web series and occassionally humorous web content. I'm also a freelance internet karate teacher, but I don't mention it too often because I don't like to brag.

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You gotta stand for something, right? #seaworld #blackfish #REVENGE

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This is what my life looks like now. #thuglife

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Paul's new blog.

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Boner City USA made the front of the iTunes comedy podcast section today. Super happy about this.

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This Saturday at 11pm. New logo, new venue. http://twelveshinynickels.com

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Lucky Cat and her new best friend... our floor's heater vent.

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They got tired of trying to sit on my balls while I played Borderlands 2.

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You really don't save that many letters naming something "Light Pomegranate Lemonade" instead of "This Completely Tastes Like Diarrhea."

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Every product and service advertised at this car wash is aimed at people with ample disposable income and awful, unenviable lifestyles.

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The diabetes surgeon cut off her feet. Sixteen lbs each.

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I bet nobody calls him "The Space Cowboy." It's probably just a stupid nickname he gave himself that friends snicker about behind his back.

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New AFT Snow shirts right off the press.

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Jesse Jordan Go live at the #sfcbf. (Taken with Instagram)

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Security at LAX figures if you were born before World War II that you're way too weak and feeble to start any serious shit at an airport. C'mon, lady in the Rascal scooter in front of me, prove these sons of bitches wrong. (Taken with Instagram)

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The Starbucks next door is closing for renovations. Where are all of the scary hobos outside our office going to shit for the next month?