soup! soup! soup!

you know what? we're literally just vibing. i have so many names so anything goes, but cambi (they/them) is a safe bet. you could know me as soup, clementine, sam, or wesley. i am ace, i am transmasc, i am butch, and i love my fiancee with all of my heart and soul. i have a number of tags for my friends and mutuals! melody look/erin look @echo-onward, for bb @spirit-nova, when the suitably is solemn @suitablysolemn, circus tag @lostrhythm42, we need a new evey tag @polymet, vim and vigornos @vigornos, there's a new erin in town @legallylibra i also have a handful of oc tags! "kade tag..." for Kade Palmer, "is that an angel may reference" for Angel May Chiri, "ktc brainrot" for KTC, and im sure there's more. header by anasabdin, icon by ryegarden!

[cottoncambi]

aneestic

[cottoncambi]

bospital grade silly sauve

[cottoncambi]

sæuv

[cottoncambi]

sauce

[cottoncambi]

awake now and hey. what the fuck

[cottoncambi]

HTES

[cottoncambi]

UES

[cottoncambi]

AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡

[cottoncambi]

they lookkkedy kokes. esit. eait yry again. yhey liked my kokesy. jokes. YES GOT IT

[cottoncambi]

even though i couldng even tell them my hipaa joke

[cottoncambi]

hey. why should you be cafedul. careful arlund yhr theumv. give me a second. around the limbs of someone with poor muscle control

[cottoncambi]

IN CASE IT ATAXIA!!!!

[cottoncambi]

Good night.

[calicotisane]

*Emails you my spore*

[cewn]

rooooooooooooooooofl

[prokopetz]

Whatever else one can say about Tolkien, deciding to resolve accidentally using the same elf name twice by going "actually, it's the same guy; yeah, he just walked back to Middle-Earth from the afterlife – in fact, all elves can technically do that, but he's the only one who did" was kind of a move.

[stagbeetleboy]

It would be funny if we were introduced to a vast galaxy of alien life and the blue whale was still the largest animal ever discovered. Like that’s the biggest life has ever gotten. That would be fucked. The blue whale is just the craziest animals would get even with the introduction of a seemingly infinite number of new species. Would you be disappointed or celebrate the enormity of our homegrown big ass creature?

[gondorrevealparty]

me: *holding hands with a snakegirl*

snakegirl: how are yuou doing that :(

[crazysodomite]

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

[kaibacorpintern]

ily: i love yugioh

ilysm: i love yugioh so much

[apatheticfluorescence]

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

[headspace-hotel]

Shakespeare is like this

[insufferablepirate]

Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away

Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal

[fhauly]

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[heirtocragflame]

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[libertineangel]

It is implied through gameplay mechanics that the two kingdoms at war in chess both formally permit regnal polygamy, allowing the King to take at least nine wives of equal status, and that marriage can be bestowed as a military honour, but curiously that honour - in stark contrast to the conventional attitudes of the aristocracy - can only be bestowed upon soldiers of the unlanded class, leaving great questions to be asked of the material interests and stability of these kingdoms' aristocracies

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

also, their horses lack limbs & their castles are small

[worlds-tiredest-girl]

yknow the smallness of the castles is FAR from their most interesting distinction from the noticeably immobile ones we are familiar with

[failure-to-adult]

The fact that monarchs can switch places with their castles raises many questions. Are the castles very small, or are the kings very large?

Also, questions are raised about why the kings have lightning bruiser wives. Do the queens have jet packs? Is the polygamy less between a king and his queens than between an officer in a slow moving C&C walker and their polycule of mecha pilots?

[sunderwight]

Well, the queens do all seem to begin their careers as soldiers, and can only rise to the rank of royal consort after achieving exemplary military feats. Presumably every single queen has spent her entire youth honing her combat skills and deadliness.

Begs a lot of questions about the gender politics of the setting, really.

[discoursedrome]

The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about

[jame7t]

Planet Suckulon 5 has declared war on Earth

[slopgirlier]

[nintooner]

for a better tomorrow

[outofcontextdiscord]

[not-a-spy-garak]

[just-a-little-dead-inside]

[asimpleram]

This was on a post discussing shit parents doing a new satanic panic. Valid points all around but. But I’m crying. This is the funniest lie ever, no parody I could come up with this will be this funny. Nonbinary Julius Cesar

[unprofessionalartist]

It's him, Julius xi/xir