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Happy cause we had some really good sex tonight 😊😊😏💓💦💯

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Spooning? More like let’s see how much “accidental” booty wiggling it takes to get him hard.

herdirtylittleheart

10 Good Reasons to Buy A Saucy Handkerchief:

They’re really fucking cute.

Handkerchiefs are eco-friendly! They can be reused countless times, unlike tissues, napkins or paper towel.

In the queer hanky code, flagging with a floral print indicates you’re looking for romance.

Spills, messes, make-up mishaps, sweat, tears, and other bodily fluids happen (sometimes unexpectedly).

Keeping one in your purse or coat pocket means you’re always prepared, which can save you from awkward mishaps.

Pulling out a handkerchief when someone really needs one is a classy and helpful move.

They make a great gift for any saucy friends, partners, bridesmaids, brides, kinky babes and badass femmes you might know.

Because they’re 100% cotton they’re gentle on skin, and the more you wash them the softer they’ll feel.

Just imagine the look on a cuties face when you pull this baby out during a (consensual and hella rad) BDSM scene and shove it in their mouths as a make-shift gag.

Supporting my creative endeavours means I have more time to work on a writing project, so you’ll have my eternal gratitude. There’s some other cute things in my store too: Click here to check it all out.

bbykittentoes

dear diary,

last night daddy was very upset with me because of how out of practice I am.

all my holes belong to daddy whenever he wants to use them and he told me he was going to use all three last night, but I wasn’t prepared enough. daddy slipped on a pair of black gloves that immediately made me feel intimidated and reminded me of the last time he’d worn them while shoving so many fingers inside me. thankfully this time it was only one finger and it was full of lube. he was so nice to me…letting me use the hitachi, cum first, and even went slowly with his fingers, but it’s just been so long since he’s used that hole. daddy was displeased and announced things were going to change. I am to plug throughout the week and send pictures as proof. once two weeks are up, he told me I will be anal only for a whole month. if that hadn’t already made me nervous, he then went on to tell me about how he was going to put me in the chastity belt and use the fucking machine to fuck my ass while he did more important things. daddy says it’s not his responsibility to train my ass again.

I hope that I can be a better girl and be ready for him next time!

squirtward

My first karada 🌸

coroner: your girlfriend was choked to death

me: she died doing what she loved

coroner: what

me: what

lauryn-order

You Know What Would Be Cute?

You with a paci in your mouth, holding your favorite stuffie, your head on my lap, me whispering sweet nothings to you as I rub your back while you’re softly crying with a bright red bottom and my handprint still on your face.

batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate

I think we’re kind of starting to get away from this but have y’all noticed how in the vast majority of popular media, sex scenes don’t actually tend to involve a lot of talking/fumbling/awkwardness unless it’s for humor or to indicate that the people having sex are a.) probably Wrong for each other somehow or b.) inexperienced, possibly having sex for the first time?

but “good” sex, between people who are experienced and In Love etc, is almost always effortlessly athletic and steamy and they somehow telepathically know exactly what to do. I’m not talking about knowing what their lover enjoys, that’s entirely feasible, but they never even have to coordinate what they’re doing. there’s no “do you want me on top?” or “do you want to do [x]?” or accidentally getting in each other’s way.

the overwhelming message that I’ve always gotten from pop culture is that Good Sex happens without communication and, more dangerously, that needing to communicate is a sign that you’re somehow bad at sex, when in reality that’s almost definitely a sign that you’re, you know, a considerate partner who actually gives a shit about people being comfortable when they have sex with you.

napfa

why doesn’t this have more notes

batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate

because I posted it less than 12 hours ago; give it time, friend

thepixiepaige

Not only that but like, overwhelmingly sex in media is portrayed as this steamy, well-oiled, SERIOUS machine. Like… where’s the fun? Pop culture seems to be so obsessed with this communication-less pantomime of actual intimacy rather than the reality of intimacy going hand in hand with not only consideration but humour and mutual vulnerability.

Sex is by nature so awkward and odd and it NEVER works the way you see in films or on tv. It’s never seamless and perfect and that is not a BAD THING.

You’re not “doing it wrong” if you’re having problems getting a good rhythm and keep messin’ each other up by trying to help.

You’re not doing it wrong if you’re laughing and talking and not taking it seriously.

And additionally, and now this is a complete tangent from the original point here, but you’re not doing it wrong if you don’t manage to get off or get your partner off.

Sometimes sex is just the action and not the climax and that’s COMPLETELY FINE. My partner and I struggled a LOT with this when we first started having sex because we both had terrible guilt when we couldn’t reach climax or couldn’t get the other off because we felt like that was what the whole point of sex was.

Media puts a lot of PRESSURE on sex and what it looks like that shouldn’t be there and it’s AWFUL.

The focus is just so … wrong.

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hey @thepixiepaige no big but this is the best commentary anyone has ever added to one of my posts