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[thatlesbiancrow]

Shiny Hoppip?

YES!!!!!

[crimsonender]

You know that "every bat fits on this chart" meme post?

I'd like to humbly put this forward.

[aniseandspearmint]

It's hot af rn, pick a cold treat

twin popcicle (pick a flavor we have them all)

orange creamsicle

fudge pop

ice cream + soda! (pick your favorite combo)

ice cream sandwich

warped character shaped ice cream with gumball eyes

choco taco

frozen yogurt pop (pic a favorite flavor)

fruit juice popsicle (pick a favorite flavor)

a plain bowl of favorite ice cream

chilled fruit!!!

...Ice cream isn't my thing but I'll take a cold drink? (sure what kind?)

Remaining time: 5 days 11 hours

Just for fun! Specify what you'd pick in the tags? And please reblog if you vote!

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

[thatlesbiancrow]

ouuyghhhugg got invested in a fic and was hit with one (1) character interaction that just grossed me out so much rip. let's see if i can deal with it bc the rest is good so far lol

[haaarpb]

i deliver pizzas & sometimes funny things happen

[haunted-skitty-doll]

Sorry to post shit I found on reddit but this video has been on my mind for like 3 weeks now

[enki2]

[screechingcollectivechorus]

Excited for the traffic jams this will cause. I hope at least one casino gets shut down due to a (nonlethal) slot machine crowd crush incident

[nyaa]

[galaxysketches]

backrooms adventure

[thatlesbiancrow]

my evil and intimidating long reply

[bumblebeebats]

Why is it that every time I google something like "Are olives poisonous to cats" the top results are always like "Fun fact: Cats are carnivores! This means that they eat meat. There is no reason to include olives in a cat's diet. You should feed your cat cat food, which is dry or wet food especially designed for cats. You can purchase this at a store." like is there a single person alive on the planet who's googled "Are blueberry muffins safe for cats" because they're planning on switching their cat to a muffin-only diet??? No, I'm asking because the little bastard somehow popped open the packet while I was putting away the groceries and dragged one under the couch before I could react and now I need to know if I should call the after-hours vet. "Cats should not eat spaghetti." NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!! "Try to keep human food away from cats." i live in a studio apartment with a completely silent and permanently hungry apex predator who has the intelligence of a toddler and the desperate Machiavellian cunning of a creature who spent his formative months on the streets. He can already open doors and he is this 👌 close to learning how to open the microwave. He is stronger than me and covered in knives. So im gonna do my best but for the moment i just need you to tell me whether this yoghurt is going to kill my son y/n

[spectralhauntings]

I've been using the pet poison hotline's poison list cause it has a search function. It also tells you whether something is mildly, moderately, or severely toxic which can be very handy! It doesn't contain like everything but it might be a good place to start, it also includes plants for fellow houseplant lovers <3

Explore Pet Poison Helpline®s vast knowledge on poisons by reviewing our pet poison list. Explore our top 10 poison and holiday poison lists

[littlemousling]

For plants specifically, there’s also a wildly detailed set of posts and listings about toxicity on the old, wonderful, Plants Are the Strangest People blog

[mollymerula]

we need to normalize a tradition where nonpartnering aros are like "hey, i'm officially never getting married, please come to this party and give me whatever kitchenware you would have bought me for a wedding"

[vortahoney]

Translator? Why not trans now?

[vortahoney]

My parents just read this post aloud to me and asked me if I’d seen it. I don’t know how to react.

[thatlesbiancrow]

once someone reblogged my trans girl silver art and i checked their silver tag and it was just my art and one other person that also made trans girl silver art it was awesome

[cookiethebirddoll]

i would like video games to stop getting harder to run 10 years ago but ill take today if thats whats available. that way i never have to upgrade my computer ever in order to play any game. we have reached photorealistic like genuinely 10 years ago. its literally fine to not look exactly like real life if it means the game is easier to run and probably better polished. stylize it if you desire even

[cookiethebirddoll]

either figure out more ways to make a more realistic game at the same hardware requirements as the less realistic ones or stylize it

[starrynet]