Enjoyer Of Clit (Classical Literature)

She/they|Queer|19| I am carnally and emotionally invested in patroclus| I post silly stuff My AO3

[spineless-lobster]

(Decided to make an intro post bc why not)

Hello!!! I’m lobz (she/they) and I’m an aroace lesbian! I post about whatever my brain has decided to latch onto and also other silly stuff!!! (Interests under cut wooo!)

OC intro post

Right now I’m mainly posting about hades (hence my entire blog layout lol) but I love anything to do with greek mythology! I’ve read the iliad, the odyssey and the aeneid and my entire brain is made up of quotes from paris the musical. My obsession has gotten so bad that I bought a lyre <3

I am also detrimentally in love with the epic of gilgamesh I guess ancient yaoi is just my thing

I’m a big fan of the six idiots and their shows + movie (BBC ghosts, yonderland, bill, horrible histories) I’ve definitely been blogging less about them but I don’t love them any less lol

I’m also really into the book in memoriam by alice winn (READ IT! READ IT NOW!!!) and I mainly like to read classics

I’m really into history, art history, fashion history all that fun stuff so you’ll see that occasionally. Otherwise you’ll see me reblog whatever funny stuff comes across my dash lol

My pfp is my own art you can find here!

The “I 💙 patroclus” blinkie is made by arcangelise!

[joeyclaire]

instead of “this person made good art so they can’t be a bad person” try looking at it like this: “this person made art so they can’t be a good person”

[anarqueeen]

Evil macklemore (mackleless) song about buying brand new shit you don't need called Gift Shop

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i spend your granddad's cash

i'm buying drop ship trash

[spineless-lobster]

I love it when my mom asks me internet questions as if I don’t live under a rock and I know what’s going on and the last piece of media I consumed wasn’t from the 8th century BCE

Sorry mother but the only “streamer” I know of is the river xanthus! 😂😂😂

[sixofclovers]

they're only allowed to play chase when it rains

[flopstat]

i ❤️ ice cream sandwiches

[flopstat]

goddamn how drunk was i last night

[cronyfeudalism-deactivated20171]

not to be corny but one’s radical politics should stem from a love for humanity 

[tourdion]

classic post rant quora phrase

[girl-blorbo-polls]

Does your girl blorbo have any floral theming/symbolism tied to her character?

Yes, flowers in general

Yes, a specific flower

No, but she’s associated with another plant

No, not at all

Nuance

Remaining time: 6 days 10 hours

[gemsofgreece]

Two men - one in a folk attire and the other in western clothing - have a chat in front of the Temple of the Olympian Zeus in Athens, 1906. 

[gaysie]

bad thoughts at night/poster’s delight… but those posts by the morning/scrollers take warning

[dogpuppy]

[spineless-lobster]

I don’t know what’s in the water in thessaly but between achilles and caeneus that place has a knack for producing heroes who partake in some sort of gender fuckery before fighting in a massive war and becoming renowned for their invulnerability and deemed the greatest hero of their generation before being killed in an objectively funny way

[aziscribs]

Matt Damon specifically requested Pisistratus to be removed from the movie because whatever was going on between him and Telemachus reminded him too much of Ben Affleck

[echo-loves-flowerboy]

Say what you will about Hubris but being given a magical indestructable dick by a god and then falling out of grace with the gods by making your subjects worship the most phallic object you could find was objectively the funniest way Caeneus could have gone down.

[sarafangirlart]

Penelope with her grandmother Gorgophone

[astriiformes]

The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:

[mangopatch]

[demonladytakkuri]

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank