Enjoyer Of Clit (Classical Literature)

She/they|Queer|19| I am carnally and emotionally invested in patroclus| I post silly stuff My AO3

[spineless-lobster]

(Decided to make an intro post bc why not)

Hello!!! I’m lobz (she/they) and I’m an aroace lesbian! I post about whatever my brain has decided to latch onto and also other silly stuff!!! (Interests under cut wooo!)

OC intro post

Right now I’m mainly posting about hades (hence my entire blog layout lol) but I love anything to do with greek mythology! I’ve read the iliad, the odyssey and the aeneid and my entire brain is made up of quotes from paris the musical. My obsession has gotten so bad that I bought a lyre <3

I am also detrimentally in love with the epic of gilgamesh I guess ancient yaoi is just my thing

I’m a big fan of the six idiots and their shows + movie (BBC ghosts, yonderland, bill, horrible histories) I’ve definitely been blogging less about them but I don’t love them any less lol

I’m also really into the book in memoriam by alice winn (READ IT! READ IT NOW!!!) and I mainly like to read classics

I’m really into history, art history, fashion history all that fun stuff so you’ll see that occasionally. Otherwise you’ll see me reblog whatever funny stuff comes across my dash lol

My pfp is this cute lil comic by O3Tofu on twitter!

The “I 💙 patroclus” blinkie is made by arcangelise!

[bulljumpingfresco]

Minoan octopus fresco

[anyroads]

This is the Supernatural "I love you" meme but specific to announcing that another UK PM has resigned.

[gawdland]

"divorced the wife today. Probably wont get the kids. Drank beer that was 300 caIs. Gonna go yell at minorities on facebook."

#oldmanblogging #this is an old man blog #this is what makes us old men #the big lebowski #hell is a middle aged man #male testeria #man interrupted #humbert #nickleback #im just a man

[spineless-lobster]

Pickleball is an elitist white supremacist psyop I have no proof of this but I can feel it in my soul

[spineless-lobster]

I can make him say whatever I want.

[mangonetics]

new genre called murderpunk where everything is murder powered

[json-derulo]

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

[imatmywormrightnow]

I seem to be living a very expensive lifestyle called eating food regularly

[zoesupreme]

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

[zoesupreme]

man...

[valtsv]

executed for the crime of asking me stupid shit in this hot ass weather

[valtsv]

sentencing will be carried out at dawn because it's the only time it isn't too facking hot to be out side

[kiwi-earl]

Thanatoooss the boy ever

[noelle-ism]

[effedupcomments]

Sincerely,

Female Dracula

[jesterbots]

“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too

[ot3]

[penandinkprincess]

reading over my own wips: DAMN, this is so good! i hope the author updates soon!!