Enjoyer Of Clit (Classical Literature)

She/they|Queer|19| I am carnally and emotionally invested in patroclus| I post silly stuff My AO3

[spineless-lobster]

(Decided to make an intro post bc why not)

Hello!!! I’m lobz (she/they) and I’m an aroace lesbian! I post about whatever my brain has decided to latch onto and also other silly stuff!!! (Interests under cut wooo!)

OC intro post

Right now I’m mainly posting about hades (hence my entire blog layout lol) but I love anything to do with greek mythology! I’ve read the iliad, the odyssey and the aeneid and my entire brain is made up of quotes from paris the musical. My obsession has gotten so bad that I bought a lyre <3

I am also detrimentally in love with the epic of gilgamesh I guess ancient yaoi is just my thing

I’m a big fan of the six idiots and their shows + movie (BBC ghosts, yonderland, bill, horrible histories) I’ve definitely been blogging less about them but I don’t love them any less lol

I’m also really into the book in memoriam by alice winn (READ IT! READ IT NOW!!!) and I mainly like to read classics

I’m really into history, art history, fashion history all that fun stuff so you’ll see that occasionally. Otherwise you’ll see me reblog whatever funny stuff comes across my dash lol

My pfp is this cute lil comic by O3Tofu on twitter!

The “I 💙 patroclus” blinkie is made by arcangelise!

[darkestbrook]

I hope they pirated Minecraft on those computers. I think Rocky would like it

[sailatina3]

This is how people talk about HRT.

[cartyrs]

genuinely the best commission gimmick ive ever thought of

[itssquidbian]

feminist retelling shoulsnt be the woman does some girlboss shit femist retelling is she does the same stuff except u actually give a shit abt her perspective and thoughts and feelings as a human being this time

[freakyfauna]

Barn Owl sculpture from ancient Egypt. Late to Ptolemaic Period, 664–150 BC.

Found here.

[thempyrealexicon]

*pointing to your political protégé* you know that thing would eat you if you died, right?

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[chesterfern]

Streamed work today to friends and got side tracked showing them my deviantart drawings from when I was twelve apparently this was the funniest one

[fairycosmos]

music songs and lyrics. its just unbelievable

[snoopylovessoup]

[scribeherself]

people will say “they’re only friends” and then show me two people who would crawl through broken glass to hear the other laugh once. two people who have memorized each other’s coffee orders, fears, childhood stories, and emergency contacts. two people who would haunt each other’s houses as ghosts. be serious.

[scribeherself]

Just an FYI—the original intention of this post was to challenge the way people say only friends, as though friendship is somehow lesser than other forms of love. As if being deeply known, cherished, and chosen by another person could ever be a small thing. Normalize profound platonic love. Some of the most fulfilling, transformative, and enduring relationships we will ever have are friendships. 🫶🏼

[tmos-time]

Oh noooooooo! The mystery is solved! You’ve solved my final riddle, you are ze new riddle master... Congratulations… You have proven yourselves... quite the adventurers... oh, I’ve landed on Bryan- Bryan, ahhh… Bryan, I’m so proud of zem… I’m going to die now... My life is flagging from my body... I’ll see my family... goodbye cruel worrrrld-

[geekandmisandry]

I literally have no context for this and it’s fucking me up.

[thelilskee]

I don’t know how but this post is funnier in night mode

[thelilskee]

[asapscience]

[faebee-deactivated20190106]

roses are red, tomatoes are sweet, HE BOOTS TOO BIG FOR HE GOT DAMN FEET

[kebriones]

Ive seen a lot of hellenic polytheists's photos online through the years and even though i have zero skin in that game I have a pet peeve/idea: Make more xoana for gods instead of buying crappy mass produced white statues. Make some crazy ass depictions like the one where they used to stick the face of dionysus on a pillar or smth and dress it up. Have fun and don't buy the same badly copied resin statue as everyone else. Get some air dry clay or carve a stick or something idk.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

what are any of you ever fucking talking about

[bulljumpingfresco]

Fresco of Bacchus adorned with grapes in front of Mount Vesuvius