Enjoyer Of Clit (Classical Literature)

She/they|Queer|19| I am carnally and emotionally invested in patroclus| I post silly stuff My AO3

[spineless-lobster]

(Decided to make an intro post bc why not)

Hello!!! I’m lobz (she/they) and I’m an aroace lesbian! I post about whatever my brain has decided to latch onto and also other silly stuff!!! (Interests under cut wooo!)

OC intro post

Right now I’m mainly posting about hades (hence my entire blog layout lol) but I love anything to do with greek mythology! I’ve read the iliad, the odyssey and the aeneid and my entire brain is made up of quotes from paris the musical. My obsession has gotten so bad that I bought a lyre <3

I am also detrimentally in love with the epic of gilgamesh I guess ancient yaoi is just my thing

I’m a big fan of the six idiots and their shows + movie (BBC ghosts, yonderland, bill, horrible histories) I’ve definitely been blogging less about them but I don’t love them any less lol

I’m also really into the book in memoriam by alice winn (READ IT! READ IT NOW!!!) and I mainly like to read classics

I’m really into history, art history, fashion history all that fun stuff so you’ll see that occasionally. Otherwise you’ll see me reblog whatever funny stuff comes across my dash lol

My pfp is this cute lil comic by O3Tofu on twitter!

The “I 💙 patroclus” blinkie is made by arcangelise!

[w0rmsmeatofme]

I want to see more polyamory pride this pride month i'm serious. Stop being weird about people with multiple partners polyamory is awesome and beautiful and queer

[achillbeing]

@bread-lord-khubz this has the vibes of a legendary post

[w0rmsmeatofme]

[saywhat-politics]

It’s Tough Getting Older

[cat-mermaid]

holy shit this dude is killing it

[in-a-mellow-tone]

Found the comedian, his name is Andy Huggins and here's his NPR interview

[cykelops]

I like when characters try to fix their problems with bad sex

[cuunos]

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

[hylianane]

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

[maseratus]

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

[mousidy]

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

[mousidy]

[bisthefairy]

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

[xiranjayzhao]

least dysfunctional French couple be like

[pangur-and-grim]

trying to couch nap but they’re observing me

[madicham]

I wanted to draw them

[my-artblog-is-ssjumi]

their shapes are compelling

[alpa-the-internet-cowboy]

are we simplifying them or something

[sparethedreamer]

Am I doing this right?

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[throathole]

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

[throathole]

Destruction. Annihilation, even

[homunculus-argument]

A sick wizard castle with a nondescript van painted on the side. A gothy pin-up girl with the portrait of a random trucker tattooed on her thigh. A bathroom-themed beach vacation. A beautiful brightly coloured cupcake that tastes like soap.

[quite-possibly-haunted]

Jesus with a portrait of my grandma on his wall. A scimitar-wielding fantasy protagonist reading about the adventures of sixth-grader Kelsey. A National Park with a framed print of somebody’s living room.

[homunculus-argument]

I'm not religious in any christian way but the thought of Biblical Jesus having a whole gallery wall of pictures of every single grandma with a jesus on her wall is cute.

[corvidaedream]

the weirdest thing about my wizard tattoo is that unlike the other tattoo i have, it's really reactive to my lupus

like the first signs of a flare up from stress/over exertion used to be red face + fever + rash on my hands

but the lines of my tattoo will become raised and then a little itchy before it progresses to that point

and im discovering that, yeah, if i just listen to the wizard and rest/recuperate/stop pushing myself when it starts acting weird, i can sometimes avoid triggering the other symptoms

early warning system wizard who lives on my shoulder reminding me to take care of myself

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

some people get service dogs, and some people get A Wizard

[kateammann]

Happy Pride Month to all of my fellow aces!! 🖤🩶🤍💜

[akindplace]

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

[delphinidin4]

[gonzocoded]

don’t ever kill your self because maybe someday you will get brunch with your tumblr mutual

[betasunkern]

[t4nku-deactivated20181226]

don’t leave out the best part

[dramaticspoon-deactivated202207]

I’ve never seen the second photo before.

[ilions-end]

Cassandra by Aimé Millet (1819 - 1891). Tuilieres Garden, Paris.