Enjoyer Of Clit (Classical Literature)

She/they|Queer|19| I am carnally and emotionally invested in patroclus| I post silly stuff My AO3

[spineless-lobster]

(Decided to make an intro post bc why not)

Hello!!! I’m lobz (she/they) and I’m an aroace lesbian! I post about whatever my brain has decided to latch onto and also other silly stuff!!! (Interests under cut wooo!)

OC intro post

Right now I’m mainly posting about hades (hence my entire blog layout lol) but I love anything to do with greek mythology! I’ve read the iliad, the odyssey and the aeneid and my entire brain is made up of quotes from paris the musical. My obsession has gotten so bad that I bought a lyre <3

I am also detrimentally in love with the epic of gilgamesh I guess ancient yaoi is just my thing

I’m a big fan of the six idiots and their shows + movie (BBC ghosts, yonderland, bill, horrible histories) I’ve definitely been blogging less about them but I don’t love them any less lol

I’m also really into the book in memoriam by alice winn (READ IT! READ IT NOW!!!) and I mainly like to read classics

I’m really into history, art history, fashion history all that fun stuff so you’ll see that occasionally. Otherwise you’ll see me reblog whatever funny stuff comes across my dash lol

My pfp is this cute lil comic by O3Tofu on twitter!

The “I 💙 patroclus” blinkie is made by arcangelise!

[spineless-lobster]

I want to roll patroclus into a joint and smoke him is this normal

[crazysodomite]

The popularity of the "incompetent stupid piece of shit husband and competent wife who loves him anyways" trope in media is a psyop to make women believe its normal to settle for an incompetent stupid piece of shit husband

[srkyy]

I can't die cause I'm the only representative of the huge and deeply complex fictional world that only exists in my head

[tranthony]

youve been a bad *remembers youre plural* people

[kaasiand]

[raythefairy]

I see so many posts like “imagine being adrian and” and i haven’t seen ONE PERSON SAY imagine you’re adrian and your husband goes on a mission to save the world and comes back 50ish earth years later with an alien and they saved the world. Your husband tells you all about this planet they went to that had the microorganisms needed to save the world. And your husband named it after you. Oh my god that’s- oh. Oh you named it after what the alien called me? Ok. I guess. Still sweet, i wasn’t involved and you weren’t sure you were ever gonna see me again so i guess- the fuck do you mean THE ALIEN NAMED IT AFTER ME. IT WASN’T EVEN YOUR IDEA? YOU WANTED TO GO WITH MEDIUM ROUGH TEXTURE CIRCLE PLANET??? THE ALIEN WAS THE ONE WHO THOUGHT OF NAMING IT AFTER ME?????

[bethanydelleman]

Alternatively, perhaps it's not normal to name things after people on Erid and Adrian is like, "Why in the world would you do that??? It's so weird. I don't want people associating me with a planet!" And Rocky is all, "The alien thought it was romantic. It's cultural on Earth. I got caught up in the moment. We can totally go back to Medium Rough Texture Circle planet."

[ceausescue]

debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

2008 Honda Civic with the bumper sticker "My other ride is a 2007 Honda Civic"

[newkidsontheblocklist]

This post has found its target market

[overseer-picard]

“These new shows are just too expensive to make!” cry the people in charge of the choices that make shows too expensive to make

[overseer-picard]

I watched a bts clip on ST: Picard about how expensive things were and that’s why we get such short seasons now then the next clip was about how the starship prop models were plated in real gold.

Okay so step one: don’t plate props in actual gold. This will save at least several dollars.

[wayfire-official]

Sex should have a secondary gameplay loop where you build bases, manage resources, and expand your territory

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

prosecutor: im assuming bobs burgers, is, ahem, excuse me, a “reddit show?”

me: that is also correct

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

if it was nonsense how did you perfectly understand it and get exactly as mad at it as i would expect you to

[prokopetz]

They say that sudden, intense cravings for very specific foods are usually a sign of a vitamin deficiency. If so, that I'm presently making myself french toast, scrambled eggs, and a bacon and cheese sandwich at 11:45 PM must mean the vitamin I'm missing is grease.

[prokopetz]

I cross-posted this to Bluesky and got followed by a bunch of folks with blog headers clarifying which exact flavour of Christianity they adhere to because they thought I was making a hashtag-relatable post about cheating on your diet. Now we get find out how many of them are also comfortable with posts about werewolf cock.

[bishopony]

my really funny and original concept

[bishopony]

my really funny and original concept

[zoesupreme]

I have started following the journey of a German soccer fan in the US for the world cup

[zoesupreme]

[zoesupreme]

[zoesupreme]

[zoesupreme]

@laeffy the euros have found buc-ee's

[zoesupreme]

[redstonedust]

its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.

[doggirlcomet]

[redstonedust]

hey everypony. can you direct me to the nonfiction birding books. thanks.

[defectivegembrain]

Genuinely sat there teetering on the edge of a panic attack watching Keir Starmer talk about how banning kids from social media will "give them their childhoods back" because I can't stop thinking about what it was like to be a lonely scared kid who can barely leave the house but still find friends who are just as weird as you and see youtube videos where people talk about being gay and web series where girls kiss each other and love each other and gradually start feeling like that is less of a shameful thing to want and I do not think this turd of a man has ever had to think about that kind of shit in his life

[northirish]

Bet it feels good as fuck to be disassembled, cleaned and then reassembled as a firearm

[transmechanicus]

o yeah babey

[evilselfishfool]

this is why they shouldn’t have banned normal porn

[transmechanicus]

no amount of cishets going to plapsburg could ever distract me from the cold certainty of steel

[puppy--perv]

@funnier-when-objectum