Enjoyer Of Clit (Classical Literature)

She/they|Queer|19| I am carnally and emotionally invested in patroclus| I post silly stuff My AO3

[spineless-lobster]

(Decided to make an intro post bc why not)

Hello!!! I’m lobz (she/they) and I’m an aroace lesbian! I post about whatever my brain has decided to latch onto and also other silly stuff!!! (Interests under cut wooo!)

OC intro post

Right now I’m mainly posting about hades (hence my entire blog layout lol) but I love anything to do with greek mythology! I’ve read the iliad, the odyssey and the aeneid and my entire brain is made up of quotes from paris the musical. My obsession has gotten so bad that I bought a lyre <3

I am also detrimentally in love with the epic of gilgamesh I guess ancient yaoi is just my thing

I’m a big fan of the six idiots and their shows + movie (BBC ghosts, yonderland, bill, horrible histories) I’ve definitely been blogging less about them but I don’t love them any less lol

I’m also really into the book in memoriam by alice winn (READ IT! READ IT NOW!!!) and I mainly like to read classics

I’m really into history, art history, fashion history all that fun stuff so you’ll see that occasionally. Otherwise you’ll see me reblog whatever funny stuff comes across my dash lol

My pfp is this cute lil comic by O3Tofu on twitter!

The “I 💙 patroclus” blinkie is made by arcangelise!

[spineless-lobster]

I need to write fanfic, the gaping hole in my soul grows ever larger

[sygol]

i have a handful of gripes about modern culture, industrial society, and where art and humanity fits into these structures

but i wont tell them to you

instead i want you to imagine a gnarled plum tree

and on this crooked tree, only one single, almost absurdly large plum grows

the plum is a deep indigo hue, its glossy skin carries the light of the sun, in a gentle arcing stroke down its ripe body

this fruit bearing limb bows, straining against the weight, just barely holding the plum from rot

do you want to eat it?

[lustcannibalism]

[likes your comment] I’m on your side and you should kill that guy

[utopians]

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

[transsexualgriffith]

i love sibling estrangement as horror. Only one person in the entire world has been through what youve been through and they deny it . Awesome

[savedgame]

ok

[hungwy]

This braised pork belly with broccoli is fucking my pussy [remembers its christmas] my JOLLY pussy

[spineless-lobster]

I lvoe mourning doves… hoooOO hoo hoo hoo…..

[whiteyoda]

youre in the circus while my money is reaching Amazing Digits

[marius-vonraum]

God I barely feel alive

[vyva-melinkolya]

Don’t make your younger self into your own dead wife.

[vyva-melinkolya]

Don’t make your older self into a husband you resent. Idk

[scooplery]

"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

[hoziersgirlfiend]

this is crazy

[despazito]

Sometimes I'll be looking at bullshit online that I know will just rile me up and I have to think of this image to get myself to stop

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[ayeforscotland]

Lads, it's hot.

[translatingpostsintolithuanian]

chebra, karšta.

[official-lauchzwiebel]

Jungs, es is heiß.

[pivo-rizky-svickova]

Chábři, je vedro.

[geschiedenis-en-talen]

Gasten, het is warm

[ayeforscotland]

Love this bit, please keep up the good work🫡

[shamebats]

Pubeci, vroče je.