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yes it is a series for 8-12 year olds about a genetic experiment elf girl and her friends. yes i am obsessed with it.what are you going to do about it?

aestknowsbest

Imagine being Cassius Sencen, a scrawny dweeb loser who gets bullied for being a scrawny dweeb loser who likes to draw, despite living in a communist society where money doesn't matter and thus there should be no social and economical standards to careers but that's another topic. Anyways now you HATE drawing, right? And then this brunette polyglot BADDIE decides to rizz you up and wine and dine you and seduce you with politics and science.

And then talks of children come up and you're like okay I wouldn't mind a kid I guess we can shebang, and you shebang A LOT suddenly while she force-feeds you elixer from night to night in your dreams maybe it's all hazy you know? (She's actively messing with your memories) But it's fine you suppose you're not gonna kink-shame or anything. And then she gets pregnant and you undergo a TOTAL TONAL SHIFT in which your intimacy is totally eradicated, you sleep in different rooms, and your relationship is now essentially clinical. But it's all good on the hood. Perchance.

So now you have a son who you don't wanna be a dweeb like you were in this cruel cold communist society full of bigots (which you are also but yk devil you know devil you don't) but he haaaaaates the cool life he wants to be an artist dweeb all the way and also loves getting on your nerves so he's a delinquent on top of it. Disgraceful.

Now fast forward a bit and there's a major shift in society. Concerning but not the most important thing. Your son's life is constantly in danger. Concerning but also not your top priority at the moment. Because what TRULY has your goat is that your BADDIE wife was actually an ACTUAL BADDIE the whole time. As in she is a villain. And has been suppressing your memories of any and all suspicious behaviors. Full on Men-In-Blacking you. And that's not even the worst part.

The terrible truth? The truly heinous reality? The kick to your communist bigot gut? Shes a fucking lesbian. Perchance. And has a whole toxic homoerotic situyuriship with another villain. R u kidding . Girl I thought we was tight.

the-vacker-roseheart-queen

i would NEVER do this to cassius im so much better than gisela

beatbizzle

I overheard a woman at my job say "Your whole personality revolves around what you hate instead of what you love and thats an awful way to live." to the resident vocal Maga in the breakroom.

He was stunned into silence for at least 60 seconds so that was nice.

championari

the amount of vitriolic replies to this post makes me want to analyze why people react so angrily to having an unhealthy behavior being pointed out to them.

wannabehistorianandauthor

You cannot grow without accepting the problem

weaselle

crescentpaws

kotlc only universe where a teenager can willingly join a terrorist organization, break into school, blow up a part of the school, and somehow still be allowed to attend again later

fintan-pyren

really makes you wonder what the Exillium kids did

lululaozi

Finally finished, Mia And Me characters redesign. It was really fun to do this, Yuko was the one I liked the most! I tried to give more variety in bodies and sizes.

I always imagined Mia with curly hair and I think it looks really cute on her, I also left the dress longer as she commented in an episode 🩷

About Yuko I tried to make her look more like a warrior, I didn't change any big things...

The most avid fans will notice that I was very inspired by Mo's concept art to do this redesign, I thought the full hair was charming and I had to add that to my redesign.

I also didn't make any major changes about Kuki, with the exception of her hair which NEEDED to be changed URGENTLY hehehe

thememedaddy

bewbin

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

2006-honda-civic

can i fucking help you?

thememedaddy

superdodirty

it ok to not be ready

acceptanceineveryshade

Please spread this shit like wildfire. People go on and sit through the whole experience and they’re uncomfortable because they just want to please their partner and they don’t tell them that they want to stop because they are not ready. It’s okay not to be ready.