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dateaboysuggestions

Date a boy who gives you hope for the future

dateaboysuggestions

Date a boy who you get to gladly call yours.

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imagine one day spidey is held up by the new york city police department, and he’s expecting the same old bullshit of “this stupid spider menace vigilante blah blah blah” like the cops in queens always say to him, but instead he’s met with a 30 year old brooklyn cop who is less concerned with peter being a vigilante, and is more concerned with peter’s powers. he won’t stop asking peter about his spider powers, how they work, how he got them, how he would rate them on a scale of “cool” to “toit”

and finally peter gets a word in edgewise and is like “not that this isn’t refreshing compared to the way the police usually treat me, but what kinda cop are you again??” and the cop is like “i’m actually a detective, jake peralta from the 99th precinct. anyways can you summon an army of spiders or is that just a rumor?? oh my god can you talk to them, can you ask the spiders if they like die hard??”

cwote

You are beautiful :))

jovan

he 😜👦 was a skater 🚴🎿 boy 🎸🎮🚬she 🙅 said 💬 see you later 👋 boy ✌️ bush did 9/11 he🚶wasn’t good enough 👺 for her💅💆💇👰

joner

me, laying on top of my significant other: hey

actuallyclintbarton

me, from underneath my significant other: *wheeze* what’s up?

bg5000

sexemulators

It’s so sad, you only talk to me when you need me.

Uchan (via quotethatword)

yourcalicrush

A relationship with a good flirt to roast ratio>>>

harryedward

let your child be goofy and silly and make messes. teach them to clean up the messes without yelling at them. let your child be a child. not a mini adult who has to be perfect 24/7