All your dreams just came true.

[shut-up-gwen]

Ilya: this guy is cute, I should start a stationary bike race so he knows I want to get sweaty together

Ilya: that didn’t quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?

Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over…?

Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that

Ilya: desperate measures, I’ll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again

Ilya: WHAT IF I STARTED JERKING OFF IN THESE COMUNAL SHOWERS?

[kiramisuuu]

Shane, 7 years later: I have figured out that you like me.

[rozanovy]

interpretive moment #2

[zanephillips]

CONNOR STORRIE for Cultured Magazine

[chaos0pikachu]

Shane: having a whole ass bottomed out existential crisis after coming out to his parents and having thoughts of the future

Ilya:

[lugubriou-s]

[mori-sempai]

[lusthabits]

Marc Dylan, The Hitchhiker (2011)

[the-new-buffy]

Daddy bear

[mi-ciudad]

first we do a Lego sesh then we do each other

[palmonn-deactivated20251117]

[seattledaddyintraining]

Reminds me of one I made…

[elnerdo19v2]

[elnerdo19v2]

This post is making the rounds 😂🥰

[scrumjock]

Looks fun! Can you play like that every week?! Actually on 2nd thoughts next time in jockstraps!!

[geocaprican]

[faggottt]

Why is nerd cock huge 100% of the time

[worshipthedadbod95]

[bauchliebhabear]

🐻🐻

[urfavmuseeee]

👀

[alrauneking-deactivated20190519]

[fatjockass]

[prekumlover-deactivated20250519]

Mhhm🤤

[the-new-buffy]

That's what I'm talking about 🤤

[sexyflexysoldier]

That’s that good thickness 😛

[haileysz-deactivated20221203]

[thejuicylatincocks]