That one raccoon witch

Artist, loves cryptid crush, periodically posts

[yomanmilooo]

nya rawr

nya rawr

[thatoneraccoonwitch]

[thatoneraccoonwitch]

Might be getting tomodachi life living the dream today, if so you all might be getting bombarded with tomodachi life posts from me, you have been warned.

Also I already know who I'm adding to the island! The King in Yellow!!!😊

[dogpuppy]

[thatoneraccoonwitch]

am i a good boy??

🥺🥺🥺

RANDOM TSP IMAGE THAT RELATES TO THE ANSWER THAT I FORGOT I HAD GO!!!!!!

[thatoneraccoonwitch]

[kabber]

[thatoneraccoonwitch]

I feel like this all the time, my friends see me like this when I talk too much about the elder ones, I know things because of them and I only try to teach. But they laugh. They laugh at me.

[thatoneraccoonwitch]

I am normal about Howard Phillips Lovecraft's stories.

Howard Phillips Lovecraft's stories have not effected my psyche.

Howard Phillips Lovecraft's stories have not made me a follower of the elder ones.

I do not need to go into an asylum.

I am normal about the elder ones.

[thatoneraccoonwitch]

Closer to what.

CLOSER TO WHAT.

[yomanmilooo]

yk what would be really fucking hot?

my girlfriend tracing all my diffrent scars and kissing each one while she tells me what a good fucking boy i am

[thatoneraccoonwitch]

WOAHHHH

[faroes-music-box]

a single 67 joke could kill the king in yellow

[koyoriin]

idk. hasturne miku

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[brainsanalysis-deactivated20210]

Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

[thatoneraccoonwitch]

Art post finally!

[thatoneraccoonwitch]

I just kissed my boyfriend and idk what the hell chapstick he was wearing but it BURNS

[yomanmilooo]

GUYS WHEN I TOLD MY GRANDMA ABOUT ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND SHE WAS LIKE "YA I FIGUED" AND AFTER I WAS LIKE "??????" SHE SAID "THIS GIRL IS THE ONLY THING YOU TALK ABOUT. NO SHIT YOURE DATING HER"

it might be true BUT STILL

[asksquipjer]

because jeremy didnt like my barbie one with the squip, heres one with michael:

*me, holding the gayass barbies* *jeremy falsetto voice:* "o-oh daddy michael...i died in minecraft again..UwU" *alpha michael voice:* "thats it kitten. daddys going to kill himself"

i don’t like. Any of these?? I wouldn’t call anyone daddy? What??

this is canon by the way. That’s how he talked to me.

[thatoneraccoonwitch]

how tf do I stop my man from harassing little gay men and their AM computer schizophrenia persona? very time sensitive btw

[thatoneraccoonwitch]

my boyfriend wants to bite me but i won't let him help