Philip: I got a pet rock!
Hamilton: Rocks are essentially immortal and are now cursed to watch as it’s loved ones die.
Phillip: ....
*later*
Eliza: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO OUR CHILD-
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@hamiltonncorrectquotes
Philip: I got a pet rock!
Hamilton: Rocks are essentially immortal and are now cursed to watch as it’s loved ones die.
Phillip: ....
*later*
Eliza: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO OUR CHILD-
Seabury: You don’t think they’ll notice?
King George III: *setting up a giant satellite dish pointing towards America* There’s not a chance they’ll know that we’re stealing their cable.
Hamilton: C’mon guys, trust me! When have I ever done something stupid?
Jefferson: Literally all the time.
Angelica: We keep a list.
Burr: Madison alphabetized it.
Uhhh I feel like I have to say this to avoid confusion-
If @furbycrazed responds to your comment, thats me. Thats my main account.
Just to clarify-
[close up on Hamilton drinking chocolate milk]
Hamilton: I’m like, 99% angel.
[pan out to show the Reynolds Pamphlet scene going down behind him]
Hamilton: But that 1%...
Hamilton: I think we should have glowstick juice injected into our bones so that when we break them there’s a fun little surprise!
Laurens: What’s the surprise?
Burr: Blood poisoning.
Hamilton memes I found on google because I will never be satisfied~
Laurens: So, what type of movie should we watch?
Hamilton: The cheapest and worst one available, I want my eyes to bleed by the end.
Laurens: ....I was thinking Paddington but ok-
Hamilton: why are we doing this again?
Washington: It’s an emergency, Alex. Someone might be dying.
Hamilton: I get that, but why are we doing it?!
Laurens: ‘Cause we’re nice. and maybe whoever it is will give us a little cheddar cheese for our help...
Washington: Which isn’t the point!
Laurens: Which isn’t the point! I mean... if he doesn’t pony up...
Lafayette: We’ll take his car!
Hamilton: B-b-bingo!
Therapist: So, what would you describe your daily schedule to be?
Hamilton: Well, I wake up at around 8:30, have a small snack, work out for like 30 minutes, and start working.
Therapist: Mhm...
Hamilton: So I work until lunch, and then I get back to work.
Therapist: Yeah.
Hamilton: And then I work until dinner, and then I work until I go to sleep.
Therapist: And when’s that?
Hamilton: 1 AM.
Therapist:
Hamilton: Yeah, I see the problem now.
oh no...
@your-sweet-anatomy imagine the lengthy text messages and emails alex will send.
He’d probably send like 10000 word long emails that could be shortened to a sentence-
Burr: We know what you’re up to.
Alexander: Really? ‘Cause I barely know.
Jefferson: Tomorrow's garbage day. Hamilton: I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you.
Angelica: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet. Hamilton: Nat 20 Charmisma. Angelica: That is NOT how that works-
King george III: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.
King george III: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.
Madison: Dun dun dun.
Hamilton: What was that?
Madison: A dramatic music cue. It would've been better if my voice wasn't so flat.
Jefferson: *does a double take* What?! Are you insane?!
Madison: And I've called Hamilton to rescue us.
Jefferson: *does another double take* What?! Are you insane?!