Hamiltrash :)

I'm several years late for the party y'all!

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Philip: I got a pet rock!

Hamilton: Rocks are essentially immortal and are now cursed to watch as it’s loved ones die.

Phillip: ....

*later*

Eliza: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO OUR CHILD-

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Seabury: You don’t think they’ll notice?

King George III: *setting up a giant satellite dish pointing towards America* There’s not a chance they’ll know that we’re stealing their cable.

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Hamilton: C’mon guys, trust me! When have I ever done something stupid?

Jefferson: Literally all the time.

Angelica: We keep a list.

Burr: Madison alphabetized it.

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Uhhh I feel like I have to say this to avoid confusion-

If @furbycrazed responds to your comment, thats me. Thats my main account. 

Just to clarify-

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[close up on Hamilton drinking chocolate milk]

Hamilton: I’m like, 99% angel.

[pan out to show the Reynolds Pamphlet scene going down behind him]

Hamilton: But that 1%...  

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Hamilton: I think we should have glowstick juice injected into our bones so that when we break them there’s a fun little surprise!

Laurens: What’s the surprise?

Burr: Blood poisoning.

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Hamilton memes I found on google because I will never be satisfied~

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Laurens: So, what type of movie should we watch?

Hamilton: The cheapest and worst one available, I want my eyes to bleed by the end.

Laurens: ....I was thinking Paddington but ok-

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Hamilton: why are we doing this again?

Washington: It’s an emergency, Alex. Someone might be dying.

Hamilton: I get that, but why are we doing it?!

Laurens: ‘Cause we’re nice. and maybe whoever it is will give us a little cheddar cheese for our help...

Washington: Which isn’t the point!

Laurens: Which isn’t the point! I mean... if he doesn’t pony up...

Lafayette: We’ll take his car!

Hamilton: B-b-bingo!

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Therapist: So, what would you describe your daily schedule to be?  

Hamilton: Well, I wake up at around 8:30, have a small snack, work out for like 30 minutes, and start working.

Therapist: Mhm...

Hamilton: So I work until lunch, and then I get back to work.

Therapist: Yeah.  

Hamilton: And then I work until dinner, and then I work until I go to sleep.

Therapist: And when’s that?

Hamilton: 1 AM.

Therapist: 

Hamilton: Yeah, I see the problem now.  

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oh no...

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@your-sweet-anatomy imagine the lengthy text messages and emails alex will send.

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He’d probably send like 10000 word long emails that could be shortened to a sentence-

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Burr: We know what you’re up to.

Alexander: Really? ‘Cause I barely know.

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Jefferson: Tomorrow's garbage day. Hamilton: I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you.

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Angelica: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet. Hamilton: Nat 20 Charmisma. Angelica: That is NOT how that works-

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King george III: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.

King george III: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.

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Madison: Dun dun dun.

Hamilton: What was that?

Madison: A dramatic music cue. It would've been better if my voice wasn't so flat.

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Jefferson: *does a double take* What?! Are you insane?!

Madison: And I've called Hamilton to rescue us.

Jefferson: *does another double take* What?! Are you insane?!