The Random Zone

He/Him, Your friendly neighbourhood lunatic providing you with whatever random ass thoughts comes to my mind, for your entertainment :)

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Sugar Daddy turned actual lover but like...morally correct Eldritch God...? Anyone?

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What's up with the stars aligning perfectly just so they can fuck me over?

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What if out reality has some game breaking entity like Missingno from Pokemon?

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Jokes on you, that guy you sent to murder me in cold-blood is part of my found-family and there's nothing you can do about it, Die

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Yall ever just skip a song, not cause you don't like it, but cause it'd got too much meaning to have the endorphins be wasted on an everyday task

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Hear me out, the entire cast of smashbros in various sitcom locations doing regular everyday supernatural hijinks

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Don't yall find it weird how there's just a percentage of the Sky your unable to look at for more that 3 minutes during all hours of the day?

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"Can you multitask?"

Yes, I'm simultaneously panicking about everything that even slightly affects me, and chilling like it's a weekend

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Plot twist: Earth actually does have background music, but we've been listening to it so much our brains automatically tune it out

Bonus: The ringing in our ears is the our brains automating it back out after it raised or lowered in volume

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Quick Question, How do you waste your potential in a more productive way?

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Man I wanna info dump about Eldritch rituals and various gruesome torture methods. But that stopped being socially acceptable AGES ago

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Fuck it, I'm gonna be so "Myself" that everyone around me will feel safe to be "Themselves", and the only person who can stop me is the Grim Reaper and I will NOT make it easy for them

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I have the inate ability to come up with these really smart sayings and quotes when I'm trying to reassure my friends, but can't get any words past "Potato" when reassuring myself

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Yo can we culture-revive the Greeks and how they had several different kinds of Love's

I don't remember the names but we should bring that back. It might help people be more confident in finding love

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Let's be real, In this day and age, we only need one of the horsemen of the apocalypse for society to collapse

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As a non-creepy cis male, am I even allowed to non ironically use ":3" ?

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When I die I want to be reincarnated as either a Dragon or the Manhole cover that went mach 169