🌹Party's Over🌹

New Labour and other miscellaneous rubbish. Also ace at colour co-ordination as you can see

[oneminutetoeleven]

Apparently, according to Ed Balls, Gordon Brown was so afraid of needles/injections that he had all of his dental work done without anaesthetic.

He would come back from said dental work “in the blackest of moods” because it was the only thing he couldn’t blame Tony Blair for.

[dosanjosworld]

Yes .

[thatpoliticsnerd]

wow so this account exists haha

[thatpoliticsnerd]

only went and forgot about it for like a year

[thatpoliticsnerd]

wow so this account exists haha

[catchymemes]

Brexit in a nutshell

[districtsleepsalonetonight]

Tony Blair and Gordon Brown talking today (18th October 2018) at the memorial service for Dame Tessa Jowell at Southwark Cathedral.:)

@tomkinsthecat @lastloveliestsmile @mandelfather @intercityditties @mandelsons @alayne-stone-heart @canadianabroadvery @chiltonisaquack @cozwegotlove @drleonardmccoy @difficult-lemon-difficult @fornootherreasondave @fiberalfemocrats @francis-baconstrips @inspieos @kimpickle @laura-elizabeth91 @lishkai-byva @lamarrk @labourite @newlabourangst @newlabour-newbritain @nigelfaragesmoustache @nickcleggsbooty @spaced-nugget @thatpoliticsnerd @theflanderspigeonmurderer @thefactorygates @thecoppercow @thedevilsadvocado @timrous-beastie @tinypurpleteacup @vermiculated @wonderfullives @thebriarfieldchronicles @the-agony-and-the-ectasy

[markgatiss]

[laralaralara]

#how much the entire cast of mamma mia loves mamma mia is the best part of mamma mia

[vampyr-bite]

A load of random cones have been appearing in and around school and whilst they look like they’re doing something, no one - staff or student - actually knows why they’re there or who put them there and I’m like well if John Major was still PM we wouldn’t be in this mess thanks to the cones hotline

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it’s only an unpaid internship if you don’t steal enough office supplies

[ramenismyhome]

Stealing is wrong

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

You mean unpaid internships? I agree

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

Go for the printer toner. It’s worth more than gold

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Fantastic advice

[superdorktime]

[miiriya]

[justbadpuns]

Damn Donald, back at it again with your white fans

[thatpoliticsnerd]

Concept: If you bully someone for being a "weirdo" but then feel bad about it when you find out they have a disability, you're still a piece of shit.

[ohgordonbennett]

“When Attlee went to see King George VI at Buckingham Palace to be appointed Prime Minister [in 1945], the notoriously laconic Attlee and the famously tongue-tied King stood in silence; Attlee finally volunteered the remark, “I’ve won the election.” The King replied, “I know. I heard it on the Six O’Clock News.””

— David Kynaston, ‘Austerity Britain, 1945-1951’, Bloomsbury (London) 2010 p75

[districtsleepsalonetonight]

“We all thought being on the campaign trail was great fun. I can remember Pritt Sticking my brother’s hair to Neil Kinnock’s bald patch because they were both redheads.”

—

Harriet Harman’s daughter Amy describes gluing her brother’s hair to Neil Kinnock’s head on the campaign trail.

@labourite @alayne-stone-heart @bagelsaremything @bakerstreetboys @canadianabroadvery @drleonardmccoy @chiltonisaquack @comebaaack @coldlikedeath @edmilibum @ed-sillyband @fornootherreasondave @francis-baconstrips @fiberalfemocrats @inspieos @intercityditties @mandelfather @mandelsons @lastloveliestsmile @laura-elizabeth91 @lishkai-byva @lamarrk @ministerforsocialexclusion @newlabourangst @nickcleggsbooty @thelabourhood @theflanderspigeonmurderer @thatpoliticsnerd @the-directioner-queen @thebriarfieldchronicles @thedevilsadvocado @thecoppercow @spaced-nugget @superdorktime @superangsty @tomkinsthecat @wonderfullives @tinypurpleteacup @tollers-and-jack @vermiculated @timrous-beastie @awesomemeowley @socialdemocrat-love

[kumarajeet21]

French President Emmanuel Macron reaction after winning the #WorldCup

[funk-a-doodle-do]

Possibly the greatest moment on live British TV