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26 | “artist”

[thelesbobaggins]

“that character is a war criminal” that character is from a fictional fantasy world and did not attend the geneva convention

[endofbeginningarchive]

Mr president we have reason to suspect their is a masquito in the oval office

[endofbeginningarchive]

Reading guide

"Mr president" = me

"The oval office" = my room

"Their", "masquito" = errors for comedic effect

Behind the scenes

This post was inspired by the Mosquito Bite that appeared at or around 1:30 AM on my right elbow. As of 1:39 AM, the culprit remains at large. Some say a faint buzzing can still be heard

[kosmogrl]

the secret to life is always having something to look forward to

[kosmogrl]

to anyone saying there's nothing to look forward to, I'm not saying it has to be anything spectacular or huge. it could just be a song or a book that will release in a few days, a tv show, anything!! no matter how small it seems it can keep us going

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

[kosmogrl]

[kragehund-est]

[kragehund-est]

everytime someone rbs this i get a notification as though it were my post, even the rbs that don’t have my addition. go away onion post i am not your mother

[recoiloperated]

Abandoned by its biological mother, the onion post instead imprints on a random passerby that fed it.

[kaijuno]

[isopuppi]

Goofy minecraft jerboa

[pantwardowskimoved]

isnt it cool how the brain is like a wet computer

[pantwardowskimoved]

my creepy monstrous henchmen agreeing with me

[tomorrows-mayday]

[aropride]

i hate social anxiety. nauseating fear over "oh god i'm hanging out with my friends who i love today. what if my friends are there."

[aropride]

me when i have plans with my friends who i love later (i will inevitably have a good time and enjoy myself. i will also repeat this experience every time i have plans with my friends who i love)

[transfemmbeatrice]

we don’t talk enough about taskmaster being on youtube for free. i don’t mean someone uploaded the episodes to youtube i mean The Official Taskmaster Youtube has every single episode on their channel, in their entirety, For Free. they want their show to be internationally available for everyone to watch. every episode goes up the day after it airs in the uk. you can just go watch the entire show legally. for free. on youtube. go do that!!

[thecollectibles]

Art by Pearl (Mook) Chuaynarong

[confettay]

guys will say “hear me out” and show you a conventionally attractive woman. girls will say “hear me out” and show you this thing

[bisonwares]

f i s h

[akechisstinkyfoot]

last kiss

[struggle-bugg]

it’s morgana’s (island) world and we’re just living in it 🏝️

[vanessagillings]

All of my Floral Felines -- as well as my Caffeinated Critters! -- ✨originals✨ will be on display and available for sale as part of my solo show opening at Nucleus Portland on July 6th!

[gastohand]

Beetles are really funky lil guys, I really love their colors and chunky lil bodies :) This oil beetle I did way back in 2021!