billy / sid || 18+ only

please read pinned post b4 interacting !! || certified slasher slut || 20y/o

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hiiiii. i'm billy, it/its only. dont be a fucking cunt. i am 22 hehe >:)

if you don't like freaky torture / gore / blood kinks, i really would not follow this blog.

i also post feedism sometimes

ummmm. i don't have requests open rn, but i might be open to doing so in the future! just keep an eye out yayyy

[idkmyartwork]

Vigilante just wants to play with all the toys

[skinninknife]

I need to learn how to draw noses

[chaseadrian]

Letting adrian cum inside definitely freaks him out in the best way. Hes like “oh my god you trust me to do this” but hes also like “this can lead to children and children in this economy along with our type of work is a bad combo” and your just there legs spread, drippig

oh it would be a HUGE trust thing for him yeah. i think he's not so concerned about children after the goff electrocution event personally (shoutout james gunn for giving me an easy out for unprotected sex you're a real one)

but his comment about "gonorrhea hands" after that girl zora didn't wash her hands in the bathroom makes me think he's a lot more concerned about STDs. and i think yeah absolutely knowing you trusted him enough and him feeling like he could trust you enough would just about make him cum on the spot.

[strawbrrycowboy]

ᯓ★ 𝐊𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐊𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐥𝐞

SFW

- Perpetually greasy hair even when he uses shampoo (head and shoulders 😶)

- Swears tech deck is a real sport because he got a callous from it.

- Hates Elon Musk with a passion because he doesn’t like teslas and how their doors open.

- When he was younger the teacher asked the boys of the class to bring chairs to the class. Kurt tried to help, but dropped the chairs on his feet. He never tried to help again 😭

- The guy who got out first in dodgeball.

- Has the weirdest taste in music. Would unironically like Cbat.

- Doesn’t believe in cancel culture.

- Fails to realize when some people just won’t like him.

- Super controlling of his thermostat??

- If you ever brought him to a rave he would have the worst dance moves, but makes up for it with enthusiasm.

- Has an ungodly amount of selfies. He’s the type of guy to send them to you constantly to update what he’s doing throughout his day.

- Please somebody dress him. Get him new clothes, he will wear them.

- Would fight hate comments on the regular, but pipe down the moment you correct something he did.

- Would get a love you taking 0.5 pictures of him. Loves when you pose him for pictures, all of it, he gets this super lovesick expression on his face.

- Super smash bros and Valorant enthusiast.

- Dickrider for the classics.

- Loves crystal girls?? Likes crystals in general, anything shiny really.

- Gets so pouty when you like fictional characters.

SFW (serious)

- Insecure but doesn’t realize it. His pride gets in the way of him realizing he *is* insecure.

- When he gets humanized and related to he doesn’t know how to react, realizing people feel how he does but act differently.

- Believes in karma against the people he deems has wronged him. Outside of wanting karmic justice to people he dislikes he doesn’t care about it. Kurt thoroughly believes he can do what he wants.

- Kurt has an on and off relationship with his father. The distance made him mad, wanting the ‘American dream’ relationship with his father. Blames him for some of his failures.

- Doesn’t respond well to getting help. Would blame others for his downfalls and 100% convince himself that it isn’t his fault.

- Ranks people’s worth based on clout/how much others like them. This also means he lets popular people mistreat him (canon) In school he idolized popular kids, assures himself he would thrive as a popular kid.

- Very touched starved. If you scratch his head he would instantly do anything you wanted him to. His heart is yours.

NSFW

- You have to tell him directly what you want because he’s extremely clueless. If you give him an inch he’ll go a mile if you don’t direct him.

- Don’t be afraid to though, he loves being bossed around in bed. At first he is a bit offended but when he gets past his internal misogyny he loves being told what to do when to do it.

- Would not last long, yet has impressive stamina.

- So vocal in bed. You cannot get that man to lower his moans at all. Never suck his dick where he could be heard because he WILL be heard.

- So scared that one day his dick won’t work 😭 If he takes a little bit too long to get hard he panics because he’s so used to popping a boner quickly.

- Speaking of which, if you even brush down his arm in a sensual manner he will be getting hard.

- Chastity cage. Use it.

- Doesn’t have a lot of experience, but is up to most things. He likes being able to explore things with you.

- Awkward dirty talk, but he’s so endearing it’s cute.

- Worst person to have a threesome with. He’s so needy that he would be too focused on you, forgetting about who else is there. Never wants a third guy, would forget about a third girl.

- Kurt really tried with aftercare but every time he cums it’s like he’s seeing god and you have to give him a few minutes to bounce back to take care of you.

- When he stays over to your apartment for the first time he kinda goes crazy, freaky on the first night, not having to be silent as you’re finally all alone.

- Watches porn frequently but after he’s with you he cuts back on it, using you as his personal material. He prefers it more knowing he can actually have you.

- Best way for him to dominate is if he’s jealous over another person. He becomes so determined to show you who can fuck you better, showing a whole new side to him even he didn’t know he had. Fucks you into the mattress as he smacks your thighs, demanding you tell him who’s fucking you the best.

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i forgot i posted my deranged dennis thought and was like???? wtf how are the sunny people finding me here too !!!! >:(

[thats-so-disgusting]

wanna pepper and pamper dennis and make him feel so safe and nice... and then pull a tooth out and makeout sloppy with him

[not-avril]

Basement romance

twt | inst

[not-avril]

When a nature documentary you’re making turns into c@nnibalism $nuff film 😍

twt | inst

[not-avril]

Matching each other’s freak

[strawbsonmars]

[anxiousnerdwritings]

Cassie Howard seems like such a classic delusional obsessive yandere to me she seems like a puppy who would do literally anything to make her darling happy and would cling to them I mean she’s kinda already like that in the show

Most definitely! Cassie would totally be co-dependent on her obsession. She won’t blink or breath unless they tell her to. She will do everything in her power to keep her darling even if she has to become a completely different person to do so. She just wants to be wanted and she really wants them to want her.

Not only is she delusional and obsessive but you can bet she’s stalking her darling and she isn’t too good at hiding it. She definitely steals their stuff, whether from their locker/the locker room or from their own bedroom. Nothing is off limits to Cassie.

I have an idea of Cassie becoming obsessed with one of Lexi’s friends and in doing so she starts to act and pretend to get closer to her sister just so she can be around her obsession more.

[anxiousnerdwritings]

Cassie’s the type of obsessive yandere to stalk her darling and end up liking one of their posts from six years ago.

[sethcertified]

「 SLASHERS W/ A PARTNER WHO WEARS GLASSES ! 」 . . . 📁

slashers : various

wrd count : 842

⊹˚.⋆ synopsis . . . how slashers act in a relationship with a partner who wears glasses

⊹˚.⋆ starring . . . billy loomis, stu macher, bo sinclair, vincent sinclair, brahms heelshire, billy lenz, patrick bateman, & gn reader

⤷ billy loomis

the most nonchalant about you having glasses

gets curious about how they feel, so he tries them on as secretly when you don't have them on

finds them sexy on you, but won't really point them out when he's (very rarely) complimenting you

fantasizes about blood splatters on your glasses

likes how sophisticated they make you look

sometimes he just plucks them off your head to get your attention

likes to put on your glasses for you

⤷ stu macher

he's like a little kid when it comes to your glasses

wants to wear them 24/7

calls you nerd or geek because of them

sometimes he tries to like start fires with them just to see if he can cause he's seen it in movies

asked you once to rp a "sexy tutor" cause of your glasses

has broken soo many pair of your glasses because of how over zealous he gets

but has the money to get you as many new pairs as you need

constantly asks if you can see how many fingers he's holding up when he takes them off

made you guys dress as shaggy and velma for halloween and begged for you to do the "where's my glasses" thing so he can check out your ass

may or may not have made billy dress up as scooby. . .

⤷ bo sinclair

very vocal about how he find you sexy in them

jokes that you're a genius and always goes to ask you about anything he can't understand

steals your glasses and uses them as a magnifying glass when looking at car parts

has the worst habit of getting grease on your glasses and dirtying them

has a bad habit of biting them if he's holding them for you

if your glasses break and there's no victims with glasses to steal them from he makes you handmade glasses

prepare for glasses stolen from victims that are way too strong or way to weak for you to see through them

⤷ vincent sinclair

loves your glasses

clothing and accessories are important for what role he's given to the wax figures, so he likes to add different styles of glasses to them since meeting you

if he finds glasses for you, but knows you don't like the color of the frames he paints them for you in your preferred color

he likes to take your glasses off and draw you, so he can get as many pieces of art of you with your glasses and without

tests the stability of his wax figures' noses, ears, and cheekbones by putting your glasses on them

unlike bo, vincent is much more meticulous when getting glasses for you from victims

he looks for shape and size

and if he can't find the right one he alters them with wax

⤷ brahms heelshire

also in love with your glasses

steals them from you all the time

like stu, he enjoys trying them on which is one of the reasons he steals them from you

at first, he didn't realize you can't see without them and would throw tantrums if you struggle to do activities or read the to do list

also doesn't realize how fragile the glasses are

you can hear the snaps of your glasses breaking from inside the walls

he really enjoys seeing your glasses fog up to the point he deliberately fog thems up

also enjoys cleaning the fog away from your glasses

⤷ billy lenz

dirty talks about your glasses 24/7

especially about how he sits on your face better than your glasses

is obsessed about facials with your glasses on

always going off about how he's gonna stain your glasses with his cum

also is one to steal your glasses

you can usually find him in the attic with your glasses framing his face

has an oral fixation with them

he is always nibbling, biting, or even licking your glasses

he's freaky yk

places hide and seek with your glasses and hides your glasses around the house

truly finds you more beautiful with your glasses than without

⤷ patrick bateman

honestly would not care too much

he broke your first pair of glasses so he can buy you ones from a luxury brand

doesn't care about how you like your glass's overall style when shopping for new pairs

he's going to get you a pair that he thinks would look nice on you

patrick will constantly give you shallow compliments about your glasses because he doesn't want to reveal his actual thoughts

which are that glasses make you extremely attractive

so expect stuff like "they suit your face."

hes boring

but he does have fantasies about you and your glasses

he starts wearing his own glasses a lot because he thinks you make them look good so he can too

✎ notes . . . yes, this is a repost. tumblr deleted my old acc >:( ◯　　🖖🏻　　⭒　　⧆

©️ sethcertified 2023

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Solitary - Michael Myers

A/N- this is my first smut fic !! :] cross-posted on ao3

Word Count: 656

Content Warning: Masturbation & Violent Sexual Fantasies

stay safe my loves <3

Michael Myers was nearly free from influence. He was too young to have ever seen it in films (though, a few times he had seen risqué activities in Judith's room). He never saw it in magazines. At most it was the elderly and crazies at Smith's Grove Sanitarium who would always get into trouble for indecent exposure and excessive masturbation.

He knows very little about sex, on how or if he should be touching himself.

Michael experiments in his room. Between visits from Dr Loomis and the other boring, endless days. Rubbing at his cock through his jumpsuit until it's half-hard. He holds it, clenching fist, close to himself. Unsure of what he’s looking for. Is this really something one would do, despite the trouble they get in for it? It didn’t seem worth it or pleasurable.

He always ends the session with letting his dick fall limply back in place. Waiting to be used and abandoned in quick succession the following day, at the same time.

It becomes a pattern, a habit. He does it because he’s done it during all the previous days. It’s like being brought his meals, and the psychiatrist visits, and the once a week he gets outside. It’s simply an aspect of his routine now.

A sanitarium orderly snickers as they walk by his room, his efforts seemingly laughable. It makes his skin crawl and his mind flash white with hot rage. He grips the base of his cock hard, straining his fingers around the thickness.

Absently, he sticks his tongue out, wetting his lips. His mind is brief snapshots of blood and gore. He imagines the worker slashed across the throat, blood gurgling as he yells for help. His pace quickens, his strength consistent.

A startingly, fuzzy buzz makes its way into his body. It’s . . . it’s good. His body is warm, his dick has never felt like this.

He groans, his palm pressing further into the heat. Michael thinks about blood coating his skin, thick, warm, spluttering from someone’s mouth. He considers the taste, metallic in nature, sweet on his tongue, though.

A strangeness coils in his stomach.

He needs more. More sensation, more pressure, more of this feel-good, fuzzy feeling that has washed over him.

It’s the first thing that he hasn’t been apathetic about since coming to the Grove.

He pumps his cock, white pre-come beading at the tip. He wipes it away with his thumb, his eyes going wide. Michael clenches his teeth, leaning back and letting himself almost bask in the experience.

He throbs and aches, his cock beginning to hurt under the pressure of his hand. He likes it. His eyes glistened, almost smiling. He pants, each breath heavy and hot.

He releases his hand, then grabs at it again, rougher. Wants his fingers across a guards neck, their pulse right below his thumb. Wants to press in until his short nails find their way to indent in the guard’s skin. Enough to bruise, to wound. He needs his body pressed against something, someone, anything.

He covers their mouth when he thinks they’re about to scream. Hates the way it grates on his ears. Wants to see them writhe and wriggle, though. 

He pants low. Hot. Heavy.

His groin is tingling. He thrusts into his hand. It’s dizzying, near dizzying.

The strangeness in his stomach uncoils itself, come spurting into his hand.

He lets his softening-dick fall between his legs. 

His hands moving on their own accord, holding both of them before him. They’re rough, calloused from the work they make him do, his fingertips are blunt. 

Michael blinks, expecting to see blood, for a moment.

One hand is clean from his influence; his right hand is coated in his own pearly-white come. It’s sticky, delicious in feeling.

He wants- needs- to feel, to see, to taste his come and someone’s blood on his fingers.

Relishes in the idea that it could happen soon.

[thats-so-disgusting]

i dont want to open requests (because lord knows i will not do them). but i also really want to dabble in actually genuinely writing smut and having prompts from other people is so cooooool

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when the idea of posting about your [REDACTED] kink is more embarrassing than all this like, torture/gore stuff 😭

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it's so funny because im pretty sure it was tummy lmao

[thegettingbyii]

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS, BUT IT’S PROVOCATIVE