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Wolfenstein the Old Blood Review

I love Wolfenstein: The New Order. So it should come as no surprise that I wanted to get The Old Blood as quickly as humanely possible. When it was released, I couldn’t wait to get my hands on it. I couldn’t be arsed to get my hands on it either apparently and borrowed it off of my good friend Joseph who is actually in this game. Yeah, he’s the dead one. Wolfenstein: The Old Blood is a prequel to…

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#Wolfenstein #Wolfenstein: The Old Blood #Xbox One

Honey G - Keeping the X Factor Relevant

Honey G – Keeping the X Factor Relevant

Originally published – 24/11/16 Those of you who watch a lot of television will probably be aware of The X Factor. It’s a singing contest thats been around for years now. Contestants have gone on to make very successful careers, with the likes of Olly Murs and One Direction making their break on the show. Of course, like many shows, it’s struggling to keep up ratings wise. So to make sure they…

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#Honey G #ITV #The X Factor

Spec Ops the Line Review

Wow, this game is amazing. No, really, I’m not being sarcastic. Now it’s been a while since I’ve written a game review, so you’ll have to bear with me while I get my footing again. Alright, got it. On with the review! So Spec Ops the Line is a third person shooter, set in a sand infested Dubai, where there was a huge sandstorm that basically destroyed the city, a team of troops are sent in to…

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#Spec Ops the Line #Xbox 360

A British view on American Elections

This article is my opinion and my opinion only So, now that the “legal” stuff is out the way, I can tell you what I think. Jesus Christ, we’re all going to die. I’m in England and we’re gonna get blown up or something insane. Right, calm down, breathe. Lets break this down into what it is. Trump has won. But we’re not going to talk about that yet surprisingly. I want to break down a number of…

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#America #Donald Trump #Hillary Clinton

A British view on American Politics

Originally published – 9/9/2016 So a week or three ago, I made a satire-esq article on British Politics, and I thought that now the American election is ever looming I’d give my sarcastic comments and thoughts on what I know about the American Government, political system and more. Because from mine (and many others perspective) it doesn’t make too much sense. For starters, let’s kick things off…

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#America #Bernie Sanders #Donald Trump #Hillary Clinton #Ted Cruz

Incorporating story into multiplayer games is useless

Originally published – 14/11/2016 This is definitely not a Titanfall rant. If it was a Titanfall rant, I would’ve entitled this post “Titanfall Rant”. But it’s not. I’m just going to rant about multiplayer games with linear stories. It just so happens that the only example I could find was in fact Titanfall. So I do love a good story. More often than not when I’m playing a game, if the story…

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#Gears of War #Halo 4 #Titanfall

The Jackbox Party Pack 3 Review

Originally published – 18/10/2016 We’re going to do something a little different today. The Jackbox Party Pack 3 is a game developed and published by Jackbox Games Inc. The Jackbox Party Pack series is a (now) trilogy of games that consist of five or so mini games. Well, not mini games. They’re fully fledged games, albeit short ones and are primarily focused on comedy and making you and your…

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#Jackbox Party Pack #Steam

Lets talk about Cross Platform Gaming

Originally published – 9/11/2016 This is actually rather interesting, it’s not going to be my usual angry rantings. I’m very supportive and looking forward to the idea of cross-platform compatibility. Or am I? I lied. Of course I’m not. Why would I be, it’s something good that’s happening, however I do have one or two problems with it. It’ll bring the gaming universe together quite obviously in a…

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#Playstation 4 #Steam #Xbox One

A British Man's opinion on the Presidential Elections

A British Man’s opinion on the Presidential Elections

Originally published – 9/11/2016 This article is my opinion and my opinion only So, now that the “legal” stuff is out the way, I can tell you what I think. Jesus Christ, we’re all going to die. I’m in England and we’re gonna get blown up or something insane. Right, calm down, breathe. Lets break this down into what it is. Trump has won. But we’re not going to talk about that yet surprisingly. I…

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#Donald Trump #Hillary Clinton #USA

Tower of Guns Review

Originally published – 7/11/2016 I bought this game in a bundle of four, I was going to play it solely for achievements. But something strange happened. Magical, even. A fucking miracle. I actually liked it. And I began playing it for… I can’t say it. For f Fffffffff Fffff Fun. Yes by some miracle I managed to push through a boundary I had for everything I’ve ever played. I managed to begin…

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#Tower of Guns #Xbox One

Duke Nukem Forever - Is it as bad as we think?

Duke Nukem Forever – Is it as bad as we think?

Originally published – 11/11/2016 There is no denying that Duke Nukem was a terrible game. A game that will go down in history as the game that took thirteen years to make, and delivered fuck all. But is it as bad as we think? Well, yes. But hold on. I liked Aliens: Colonial Marines a bit, so maybe I’ll like Duke Nukem Forever if I look at the good parts. So, let’s do that. Now Duke Nukem is a…

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#Doom #Duke Nukem #Peep Show

15 Wrestlers that should be inducted into the Hall of Fame

Originally published – 7/11/2016 The Hall of Fame, WWE’s annual “pat the old people on the back” festival. But there are certain stars that have yet to be inducted. This article takes a look at the best wrestlers yet to be inducted into the prestigious Hall of Fame. Just for the benefit of this article, I will only include people that have retired from full time WWE competition. So sorry Chris…

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#Christian #Hall of Fame #Paul Heyman #The Undertaker #William Regal #WWE

Fable III Review

Fable III is the sequel to Fable II, but it doesn’t feel like a sequel. Fable III takes on a fresh, brand new story and does it very well. Don’t worry, I’m not going to mention what happens in the story. However, I will mention what an absolutely incredible vocal cast the game has. You have your butler, Jasper, voiced by none other than Monty Python and Fawlty Towers legend John Cleese. Then you…

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#Fable #Lionhead Studios #Microsoft #Xbox 360

The Sea of Thieves "hype" explained

The Sea of Thieves “hype” explained

So with the abhorrent failure of Project Spark, Microsoft have ushered in Rare to pick up the pieces and make an entirely different game. Sea of Thieves, the new game to take over Project Spark, but do you want to know what the problem is? It’s pretty much Project Spark. I’m sure it’s going to be good. Project Spark was good. It was actually quite fun, had some extremely easy achievements and the…

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#Microsoft #Project Spark #Rareware #Sea of Thieves

The Xbox One Slim

Okay, so. I have an Xbox One. One of the main problems I had is that it’s bigger than my ego, so I wanted to get a smaller one. But by the time the smaller, slimmer Xbox has come out, I don’t want one. I don’t need it, and here’s why. Let’s take a look at that photo I used as the title header thing. 40% smaller. 40% smaller is still pretty huge. I mean I have a white Xbox one and the disc tray…

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#Microsoft #Nintendo #Xbox One

Hitman Blood Money Review

Originally published – 23/9/2016 Hitman is one of the few stealth games that I can actually sit down and play. Mainly I don’t play stealth games. Probably because of my lack of patience and stealth games are usually pretty linear or bad nowadays. But Hitman is one of the few series that still has some life in it. I remember playing this game first on the Xbox 360. It was the very first game I…

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#Hitman #Steam #Xbox 360

Cynicism has ruined the media for me

Originally published – 22/9/2016 The media, an illustrious band of ways to tell us who is dying and who isn’t. But I don’t mean the news. Video games, music, television, movies. All of that, ruined. Absolutely battered it. With a stick. That was on fire. But how? Well, it’s fairly simple. My cynicism has gotten the better of me and I can’t actually enjoy many media outlets now. You probably…

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#Dead Rising #Mass Effect #Rage #Xbox 360 #YouTube

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