Professional Procrastinator

apple juice dance responsibly

[whitepeopletwitter]

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that in 2012, a U.S. programmer was caught hiring a Chinese programmer to do all his work for 1/5th of his high-paying salary. His workplace later discovered he was spending all day mostly just watching cat videos. (x)

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[disregardthisacc]

I literally just spent $1700….

[lisinfleur]

It would solve my life

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

Shout out to Eric Andre

[phoneticmeow]

[swedit]

[dailytwitterposts]

I don’t remember this option on career day

[holyfilaments-remade-deactivate]

Me

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

“Call the cops like I give a fuck”

[ed-longshanks]

the last thing a journo sees

[thursday]

shoutout to me for never having a homestuck phase

[beggars-opera]

#shout out to me still not knowing what homestuck actually is

[g0ds-favorite]

[sweaterfemme-deactivated2025081]

U: sexuality is fluid me: actually my sexuality is very solid. its a brick that says ‘lesbian’ and i can hit people with it

[alisonzai]

why dippin dots always at obscure places. never just at the store. just wondering

[andrewbelami]

[gifsboom]

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

I block people who have the same icon as me

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

update: attempted to block myself

[starry-river-serval]

[clickbaitcowboy]

i dont care about starwars but i care about them

[stevensteven97-deactivated20190]

[goingslowly-deactivated20191211]

parks and rec had the best minor characters

[gdrasuk-deactivated20140625]