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welcome to chaos €:)

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tumblr, i’m so sorry but you are the only place where i can post my most cursed thoughts… people’s lips, look like their vaginas

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guys help i made a pie chart of the sections of my brain

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not to disrespect my goddess megan fox like this but i deadass thought it was her and machine gun kelly [troye sivan when he covers his tattoos]

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approx. what time does it change from squirrel-bird noise to bug noise?

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i think i love boobs too much to have a boyfriend

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oop hey back on a spirituality grind real quick. my new friend i met today (pictured) is supposed to be a sign from heaven that someone is visiting you… except i didn’t feel that i know what my passed relatives energies feel like so i looked up the meaning and ITS LOVE?!!!!??? bruh

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am i stupid bro

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brb need to go turn off the thoughts

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y’all i’m back on my spirituality bullshit

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id spray someone with axe body spray to get a piece of buttered cinnamon raisin toast right now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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id fucking fight for some leftover spaghetti right now

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sorry to do this but i’m about to be spiritual/ talking about coincidences on the main

1. i have had crazy connections with “jove” (a nickname for jupiter) and it’s drove me slightly insane having that one specific nickname come up

2. i hate love... this is not even angsty it’s just a funk i get in when i don’t have it in my life. it’s either a lot or a little in my books. jove looks a lot like love

3. i love being a woman but have always felt man™️ energy and there was a point where i’d religiously have pyrite and carnelian in my pocket

4. i’m a heavy user of grab what you think of and don’t do it unless you feel an overwhelming call because i don’t like doing shit. i grabbed ametrine today. it’s jupiter day and that’s another of his crystals

5. my jupiter is a leo and my boyfriend (?) is a leo sun <3

6. my descendant is a cancer and my mom

is a cancer lol [off topic?]

•why am i ranting about astrology now? sorry queens, kings, and highnesses

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dude i’d die to hear some frogs sing right now

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the fucking squirrel is back

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tumblr, i am too fucking high to do this today

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down bad meter: looking at pictures of us together

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new life goal... get on milftok